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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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Actually studies have shown that caffeine extends life and expands consciousness, OP.

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Pththya-lyi posted:

My mother tried to quit her two-cup-a-day habit when she was pregnant with me, but she kept halfway falling asleep on the road to work every morning. She talked to her OB/GYN about it and he advised that getting one cup a day would be better than killing us both in a car crash. Besides, it wasn't like she was addicted to crack like his Hispanic patients! Then they both laughed. So in conclusion, kill whitey.

E: And Mom loves her Keurig, too. I imagine that she and 3O would get along swimmingly

How are you typing with flipper hands?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Studies have shown that caffeine leads to bigger, stronger erections in both men and women.

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