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Korthal
May 26, 2011

Would it be more or less than the amount of energy to climb to the top of a building using it's stairs.

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Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
:firstpost:

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

None. He doesn't produce them from his body (he did once but that was weird) Now it's better living through chemistry.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
yes, but it's an orgasm everytime he shoots them so he prefers it

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
peter parker is an idiot and created a flexible biodegradable polymer strong as steel out of poo poo he found under his sink and then used it to tie up criminals instead of patenting it and becoming Extremely Rich Man, op

MyronGognitti
Jun 15, 2008

by zen death robot

Tezzor posted:

peter parker is an idiot and created a flexible biodegradable polymer strong as steel out of poo poo he found under his sink and then used it to tie up criminals instead of patenting it and becoming Extremely Rich Man, op

he couldn't in communist run new york

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=691qO96VRVw

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

fuckin egg in a bun
Spider-Man isn't real

MyronGognitti
Jun 15, 2008

by zen death robot

Stottie Kyek posted:

Spider-Man isn't real

wrong

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
everytime he shot web there is a refractory period where bitches gotta chill

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
hey guys remember this one?

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014
600 joules or alternatively who gives a poo poo about spiderman you're not a child, are you? Super heroes are for literal children.

Carpet
Apr 2, 2005

Don't press play
theyre actually scientifically impossible

f*cking love science b*tches

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Darth Brooks posted:

None. He doesn't produce them from his body (he did once but that was weird) Now it's better living through chemistry.

The webbing really should be from his body though, as spiders can do this, and he has spider powers.

Spidey Sense, otoh, is extremely problematic.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

How much energy does it take Slenderman's body to produce and shoot webs?

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

a hole-y ghost posted:

How much energy does it take Slenderman's body to produce and shoot webs?

Slenderman doesn't shoot webs, idiot.

He shoots pieces of his symbiot and also makes tentacles.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
I mean Spidey Sense implies the future is already set and Spiderman can see this future slightly before it happens.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Darth Brooks posted:

None. He doesn't produce them from his body (he did once but that was weird) Now it's better living through chemistry.
the part where he had an instinctive compulsion to artificially create it by mixing chemicals was stupid

quote:

If I replaced the web with real materials of the same size, this would be their maximum tension (based on the values from Wikipedia).

Steel cable: 6,503 Newtons
Nylon rope: 235 Newtons
Spider silk: 3,142 Newtons
Carbon nanotube rope: 1.98 x 105 Newtons
just write 198000 you human being writer

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

gary oldmans diary posted:

the part where he had an instinctive compulsion to artificially create it by mixing chemicals was stupid

just write 198000 you human being writer
nanotube is what hes got hiding in his pants lmao

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

a hole-y ghost posted:

nanotube is what hes got hiding in his pants lmao

lol

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

a hole-y ghost posted:

nanotube is what hes got hiding in his pants lmao

Makes sense, spiders have no dicks.

His sperm's probably all in his hands now.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
How many calories would Spiderman need to consume a day?

And is it all fly based?

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

peter parker is a ripped spiderman but also he's a science genius but then also he's a reporter? talk about a renaissance man

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Spiderfaggot is swinging from the GAY DICK trees of New York, he SLAMS his PALM onto BADGUYSANUS. "AAAAH gently caress" screams BADGUY, Spiderfaggot look him in the eyes say "YOU BEEN A BAD BOY."

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude

Hottttttt

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
6

6 energies

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I think the much more drastic problem is that if Spiderman has some kind of wrist mounted web shooter than how the gently caress does he know when he is about to run out?

You only gotta gently caress up once.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm


lol

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

this is stupid. 'this webbing would never work, even steel doesn't have the proper tensile strength. unless it had a radius of at least 2.5 mm. nevermind that the webbing in the movie is probably that thick and the webbing in the comics has has a radius of about half an inch :byodood:'

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Like at least 10,000 calories a day, right?

Parker would have to be seriously eating.

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
5 energies

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Makes sense, spiders have no dicks.

His sperm's probably all in his hands now.

And everyone thinks being a super hero is sooooo cool.

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Consuming 10,000 calories a day would be difficult and if you started falling behind some C level villain could kick your rear end.

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