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Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Mage_Boy posted:

Why is Fleury terrible tonight?

In this case I can't entirely blame him because he had his stick knocked out of his hand and Lovejoy tried to hand it back to him at a bad time

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Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Gonchar can't cover man, gets scored on.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

whatis posted:

"to the oilers"

you forgot "to the oilers"

Oh - and we're getting shutout by Stephen King while we're at it.

Fateo McMurray
Mar 22, 2003

Duke Chin posted:

drat dude, good work! :cheers: I think I'm pretty much at my same now as I was then but about one year previous to hanging out with you I went from almost 230 down to 183. Can you feel it in your knees yet? Not having that much to move around? It's niiiiiiiice (of course I think I'm like way older than you so that might be part of it) :v:

I'm 28 and didn't think you were much older/younger. But yeah I can totally feel it. Not sweating and being out of breath all the goddamn time mainly.

Infidel Castro posted:

Wow, well done! Wish I could say the same, but I hit 320 and just couldn't make it any lower :smith:

Honestly my biggest advice is: stop drinking calories. All my drinking calories are alcohol related and I stopped drinking for 8 or so months and lost so much just doing that. That was enough of a start to get me into a motivation mindset. Can't eat what you don't buy. Don't buy poo poo at the store, and you can't eat it later. For 2 years I wouldn't walk down the rows at stores that had the ice cream. If I didn't buy it, I can't eat it. And moderation. Don't order a pizza. Go somewhere that lets you order slices, get 2 takeout and eat it at home. After 2 it's done and there's no more. And you haven't bought poo poo so there's nothing else to eat.

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

1st team all star
+
2nd degree manslaughter
=
3rd world clothing line
condra looks like an infant without his 2 front teeth. Y'all got scored on by the babyman

Giant Tourtiere
Aug 4, 2006

TRICHER
POUR
GAGNER

Dale Ouise posted:

Gonchar can't cover man, gets scored on.

Tis a story as old as time itself

Grebo
Mar 29, 2012

2015-2016
2016-2017
2017-2018
2018-2019

BRUINS DEFENSE
I kinda like being the skinniest Bruins fan I know of.

Wonderllama posted:

mcquad needs like a hug. or a role model.

Nah. He just needs to fight someone. It makes him happy :allears:

Mage_Boy posted:

Why is Fleury terrible tonight?

Playoff preview.

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
Condra scored with his skate which shouldn't count, lack of kicking motion or not. :colbert:

Fateo McMurray
Mar 22, 2003

FUCKkkkkk

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
Pens announcers spend all night ragging on the Oilers for being bad, now the Oilers have scored three in a row and they chide them for jeopardizing their chances at McDavid by not losing hard enough :v:

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
:siren: VLAD :siren:

I'm pretty pleased with the way they've played in Boston this game.

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
name guy is so cool.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


evenworse username posted:

Tis a story as old as time itself

And to think, it'll only get worse when Emelin comes back.

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
rask is p good tbqh

Giant Tourtiere
Aug 4, 2006

TRICHER
POUR
GAGNER

Dale Ouise posted:

And to think, it'll only get worse when Emelin comes back.

yay?

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

saw the pens up 3-0 in the first and decided i didn't need to watch the rest...

this is my punishment

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Fateo McMurray posted:

I'm 28 and didn't think you were much older/younger. But yeah I can totally feel it. Not sweating and being out of breath all the goddamn time mainly.
I'm 38 :kiddo: At least I still have my, uhh, boyish charm or some poo poo. also

quote:

Don't order a pizza.
whoa whoa whoa let's not get too crazy here.



And whom should I be mad at for that bolts goal? I semi-missed it.

Fateo McMurray
Mar 22, 2003

Soderberg will never score again

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




Fleury loving blows tonight.

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



fits posted:

all is lost

sedative
Mar 20, 2003

‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ :allears:
It's been like 2 years and Steve Mason is still good

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
what in the gently caress is happening in pittsburgh

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
Hi, I'm here to periodically post disparaging things about the Penguins so that they'll immediately resume scoring and win the game.

Let's start with this: They are not very good at defense and they keep blowing leads because their players are hilariously bad at turtling.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Way to rest on your loving laurels and pay the price for it Penguins.

.Spec
Oct 4, 2001

Another rebound btw. Had Fleury just held it it would be a non issue.

Chuch
Jun 28, 2003

A very good doggo
What an utterly putrid performance by the Canes tonight. At least in previous games you can at least say the effort has been there even if the results sometimes weren't. I feel bad for anyone who paid for their seats at the PNC tonight.

Fateo McMurray
Mar 22, 2003


bullfuckinshit wow

I thought you were just more mature acting by not wanting to get horribly drunk with me, but now I know it's cause you were an old man

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?

Duke Chin posted:

I'm 38 :kiddo: At least I still have my, uhh, boyish charm or some poo poo. also
whoa whoa whoa let's not get too crazy here.



And whom should I be mad at for that bolts goal? I semi-missed it.

namestnikov. and good people fighting evil everywhere.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

:siren: YES WE CAM :siren:

Also Tyutin and Fartsmell who scored while I was playing Vice City. :siren:

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN
Ahahaha seriously blew a 4 goal lead to the oilers :suicide:

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Fateo McMurray posted:

bullfuckinshit wow

I thought you were just more mature acting by not wanting to get horribly drunk with me, but now I know it's cause you were an old man

Dude I got so unbelievably hammered the night before I just didn't have it in me - not cause I was old and junk. I had fully intended on getting hockey drunk but the previous night's festivities straight off the plane wrecked me.

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




Welp, Craig Adams is not healthy scratched on Saturday, guaranteed.

Fateo McMurray
Mar 22, 2003

Duke Chin posted:

Dude I got so unbelievably hammered the night before I just didn't have it in me - not cause I was old and junk. I had fully intended on getting hockey drunk but the previous night's festivities straight off the plane wrecked me.

IF YOU WERE IN YOUR 20S IT WOULDN'T HAVE MATTERED

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Mage_Boy posted:

Welp, Craig Adams is not healthy scratched on Saturdayever again, guaranteed.

The absolute worst thing about this game even if they lose is this right here

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Mage_Boy posted:

Welp, Craig Adams is not healthy scratched on Saturday, guaranteed.

He's gonna stand in for Lovejoy or Pouliot probably

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Pornographic Memory posted:

He's gonna stand in for Lovejoy or Pouliot probably

I've honestly had enough of Steve Downie to the point that I don't really care anymore if Adams plays instead of him. But it'll be Bennett that gets scratched in favor of Adams, you just loving watch.

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




Pornographic Memory posted:

He's gonna stand in for Lovejoy or Pouliot probably

No, that'll be Erhoff, Scuderi will just get moved up or something.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Fateo McMurray posted:

IF YOU WERE IN YOUR 20S IT WOULDN'T HAVE MATTERED

Okay... yeah... well...





touche'. :corsair:

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Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

Mage_Boy posted:

Welp, Craig Adams is not healthy scratched on Saturday, guaranteed.

hasn't he been healthy scratched every game since the trade deadline?

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