Having a child is the single most selfish evil thing a person can do.

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redshirt: Aug 11, 2007; Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Dick cheese posted:

Mookface is dead.

He walked out on his family 2 months ago including his two sons that were 8 months old and 22 months old. His six year-old daughter cries every night because he refuses to talk to her. She doesn't know what she's done so that her Daddy doesn't want to talk to her.

His son turned two last week and he didn't even call to talk to him.

He's walked out on his family five times in less than 8 years. He does this every 18 months. Changes his cell number. Completely checks out.

Mookface is the name we call each other. Most of the time it's just Mook. Apparently people who are miserable call their spouses pet names... Because that's what he claims, he was miserable, I made him miserable, thus he has to binge drink and beat me up.

But he doesn't have a drinking problem. 3 police calls because of him getting drunk and violent, but he will not get help... because he doesn't have a problem. It is perfectly normal to get wasted and beat your wife. It's also normal to check-out from your family every 18 months like clockwork. But it's my fault, not his, despite me always taking him back and forgiving him. It's also my fault that he stabbed himself in the gut when I was six months pregnant with our second son. He needs help. I love him and would do anything for him, but the only way he can see his kids is if he gets help. He refuses.

Yes, alcoholics are great, aren't they? Especially the wife-beating, walking-out-on-their-family variety!

Talk to your daughter, she cries every night because you won't talk to her. She's only six. Be a man for once. When you walked out on your family instead of dealing with your alcoholism and mental illness(es), you should've thought about your little girl.

You've got a point OP. The world is made up of some horrible people. But I would like to think that this world will be a better place because my awesome kids will be in it. If I raise them right, they will make their part of the world beautiful. I will teach my boys to love women and respect them. Not all people are lovely, OP. I think the most unselfish thing to do is to raise your children to be decent people. Teach them right from wrong. Love them unconditionally. If everyone did this, there would be a lot less Mookfaces in the world.

Same.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 09:58

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 16:21

Dely Apple: Apr 22, 2006; Sing me Spanish Techno

Zippy the Bummer posted:

people who are against the idea of procreation in general are sort of a self-solving problem

kind of like that machine that is just a toggle that pops out of a box to press its own "off" button

This

Kind of relieved most goons here can't mess up more than their own lives really

# ? Mar 14, 2015 10:02

America Inc.: Nov 22, 2013; I plan to live forever, of course, but barring that I'd settle for a couple thousand years. Even 500 would be pretty nice.

anchoress posted:

there is no other economic system. this is all we get. stop crying, learn to live with it or kill yourself

Says who though? Like any manmade system, it can be changed, which does not immediately imply full socialism or some pie-in-the-sky poo poo.
To think outside the box you have to be able to actually see the box.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 10:05

Ariza: Feb 8, 2006

LookingGodIntheEye posted:

Says who though? Like any manmade system, it can be changed, which does not immediately imply full socialism or some pie-in-the-sky poo poo.
To think outside the box you have to be able to actually see the box.

whoa, that's super deep bro. i see you took the red pill too. we should get coffee someday

# ? Mar 14, 2015 10:15

Ariza: Feb 8, 2006

the realist thing i want to know is, if you think all life is a waste of space why are you alive? why have you not killed yourself yet? writing code or answering telephones isn't going to save the world, you have no realistic value to anyone else, your mom probably hates the irritating misanthropic retard that you've become because no girl will touch your cheese dick.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 10:18

America Inc.: Nov 22, 2013; I plan to live forever, of course, but barring that I'd settle for a couple thousand years. Even 500 would be pretty nice.

Ariza posted:

whoa, that's super deep bro. i see you took the red pill too. we should get coffee someday

Not sure about red pills but I do favor girls that take the blue pills.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 10:31

DGib: Jan 22, 2010

Ariza posted:

the realist thing i want to know is, if you think all life is a waste of space why are you alive? why have you not killed yourself yet? writing code or answering telephones isn't going to save the world, you have no realistic value to anyone else, your mom probably hates the irritating misanthropic retard that you've become because no girl will touch your cheese dick.

because it makes people like you upset

i only live to spite others

# ? Mar 14, 2015 20:55

Ronwayne: Nov 20, 2007; That warm and fuzzy feeling.

^I sit here, mainlining resources your kids could've had. :feelsgood:

# ? Mar 14, 2015 21:11

huskarl_marx: Oct 13, 2013; by zen death robot

but really like whats the long term plan for survival, are we gonna try to find younger "universes" upon which to predate?

# ? Mar 14, 2015 21:51

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

huskarl_marx posted:

but really like whats the long term plan for survival, are we gonna try to find younger "universes" upon which to predate?

get into heaven

# ? Mar 14, 2015 21:54

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

huskarl_marx posted:

younger "universes" upon which to predate?

the final frontier :aatrek:

# ? Mar 14, 2015 21:55

flick my Mr. Bean: Nov 18, 2014

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

I agree adoption is a wonderful thing but you do know it's extremely expensive right? Like over $20,000 in fees.

My coworker adopted and got a 12,000 tax credit which offset it quite a bit.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 22:01

killaer: Aug 4, 2007

I actually don't trust any woman who is over 30 years old and without a child. This only really applies to women i am forced to interact with through school/work. If you are a woman who doesnt have a child but do some sort of fulfilling pursuit, like travel, that makes it unrealistic, i understand. But what kind of woman has no child and has aspirations to be a 'career woman' or some poo poo? gently caress that. i probably sound like a dick but thats just how i feel. childlless women are selfish psychopaths. :redpill:

# ? Mar 14, 2015 22:29

Ronwayne: Nov 20, 2007; That warm and fuzzy feeling.

Sounds hot.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 22:31

Nonviolent J: Jul 20, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Soiled Meat

if i had a kid itd prolly turn out to be a juggalo brony nerd who did nothing but stream pokemon speed runs and play magic the gathering

# ? Mar 15, 2015 08:36

sean price: Sep 30, 2011; by Lowtax

killaer posted:

I actually don't trust any woman who is over 30 years old and without a child. This only really applies to women i am forced to interact with through school/work. If you are a woman who doesnt have a child but do some sort of fulfilling pursuit, like travel, that makes it unrealistic, i understand. But what kind of woman has no child and has aspirations to be a 'career woman' or some poo poo? gently caress that. i probably sound like a dick but thats just how i feel. childlless women are selfish psychopaths. :redpill:

this is what breeders actually believe

# ? Mar 15, 2015 08:39

Rapman the Cook: Aug 24, 2013; by Ralp

Ever thought of giving you kid instrument lessons/language lessons/anyhting but base public education

"Oh my god no, we can barely afford daycare/creche[/public school/certainly cant/wont afford anyhting beyond the basics and obviously not university/college or any tutoring the child may need]"

That mortgage a roof over your head first, and nothing for later. Got it.

So you cant afford to have a kid...but you did.

O....K.....

But yeah, youre important. Keep that human lineage going, for whatever unknown reason.

Rapman the Cook fucked around with this message at 09:09 on Mar 15, 2015

# ? Mar 15, 2015 08:49

Rapman the Cook: Aug 24, 2013; by Ralp

"Kids are magic and I wouldnt even want to live if I hadnt had Rory and Jemima, they are the core of my life."

Ok, so you didnt know why you should keep on living, so you made more humans to create a reason.

# ? Mar 15, 2015 08:57

Rapman the Cook: Aug 24, 2013; by Ralp

Literally no excuse to keep breeding apart from selfishness and stupidity.

Cool.

# ? Mar 15, 2015 08:58

Rapman the Cook: Aug 24, 2013; by Ralp

Anyone with kids is more than welcome to make up some bullshit excuse, though.

"I made a terrible mistake and now we are just trying our best to survive"

# ? Mar 15, 2015 09:02

Motto: Aug 3, 2013

i agree in the sense that the birth of goons was a mistake

# ? Mar 15, 2015 09:07

Motto: Aug 3, 2013

i don't get people who cry all the time about how much living sucks but haven't killed themselves yet

# ? Mar 15, 2015 09:12

Queering Wheel: Jun 18, 2011

OP you should take this idea one step farther, and go kill some people to cancel out your own carbon footprint a couple times over. It's for the good of the planet!

# ? Mar 15, 2015 09:46

Ronwayne: Nov 20, 2007; That warm and fuzzy feeling.

Motto posted:

i don't get people who cry all the time about how much living sucks but haven't killed themselves yet

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

# ? Mar 15, 2015 16:11

lollontee: Nov 4, 2014; Can't post for 10 years!

Dick cheese posted:

Mookface is dead.

He walked out on his family 2 months ago including his two sons that were 8 months old and 22 months old. His six year-old daughter cries every night because he refuses to talk to her. She doesn't know what she's done so that her Daddy doesn't want to talk to her.

His son turned two last week and he didn't even call to talk to him.

He's walked out on his family five times in less than 8 years. He does this every 18 months. Changes his cell number. Completely checks out.

Mookface is the name we call each other. Most of the time it's just Mook. Apparently people who are miserable call their spouses pet names... Because that's what he claims, he was miserable, I made him miserable, thus he has to binge drink and beat me up.

But he doesn't have a drinking problem. 3 police calls because of him getting drunk and violent, but he will not get help... because he doesn't have a problem. It is perfectly normal to get wasted and beat your wife. It's also normal to check-out from your family every 18 months like clockwork. But it's my fault, not his, despite me always taking him back and forgiving him. It's also my fault that he stabbed himself in the gut when I was six months pregnant with our second son. He needs help. I love him and would do anything for him, but the only way he can see his kids is if he gets help. He refuses.

Yes, alcoholics are great, aren't they? Especially the wife-beating, walking-out-on-their-family variety!

Talk to your daughter, she cries every night because you won't talk to her. She's only six. Be a man for once. When you walked out on your family instead of dealing with your alcoholism and mental illness(es), you should've thought about your little girl.

You've got a point OP. The world is made up of some horrible people. But I would like to think that this world will be a better place because my awesome kids will be in it. If I raise them right, they will make their part of the world beautiful. I will teach my boys to love women and respect them. Not all people are lovely, OP. I think the most unselfish thing to do is to raise your children to be decent people. Teach them right from wrong. Love them unconditionally. If everyone did this, there would be a lot less Mookfaces in the world.

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# ? Mar 16, 2015 00:43

unlimited shrimp: Aug 30, 2008

i want to have three and my partner wants to have four suck my dick op

# ? Mar 16, 2015 00:45

lollontee: Nov 4, 2014; Can't post for 10 years!

unlimited shrimp posted:

i want to have three and my partner wants to have four suck my dick op

ivf is a crime against god insallah

# ? Mar 16, 2015 00:48

lollontee: Nov 4, 2014; Can't post for 10 years!

as is homosexuality

# ? Mar 16, 2015 00:48

unassertive boy 99: Dec 7, 2014; by Ralp

Dick cheese is a liar fwiw. Mookface is straight good goon-in. 2 sides 2 every story ya dumb dodos

# ? Mar 16, 2015 06:06

unassertive boy 99: Dec 7, 2014; by Ralp

Mook face made the sigh of the cross, raised two hands on my forehead, and blesssd me.........

# ? Mar 16, 2015 06:07

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Mar 16, 2015 06:10

unassertive boy 99: Dec 7, 2014; by Ralp

Mookface took me in when I was lost. He gave me limited edition baseball cards when I was big time into trading them from vending booths. Mookface listened to my favorite koRn songs when everyone was istening to 'I'm Blue' by Eiffel 65. Mook..... was my shoulder to lean on

# ? Mar 16, 2015 06:13

Divine Styler: Apr 8, 2005; quantum mechanic

ITT, the sad ramblings of an eternal virgin.

At least you have video games, fag.

# ? Mar 16, 2015 06:15

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

unassertive boy 99 posted:

Mookface took me in when I was lost. He gave me limited edition baseball cards when I was big time into trading them from vending booths. Mookface listened to my favorite koRn songs when everyone was istening to 'I'm Blue' by Eiffel 65. Mook..... was my shoulder to lean on

sounds like he enabled your poo poo taste in music because that blue song fugging owns

# ? Mar 16, 2015 06:16

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

its no titanic theme.....

# ? Mar 16, 2015 06:18

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007; Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Orkin Mang posted:

# ? Mar 16, 2015 06:22

unassertive boy 99: Dec 7, 2014; by Ralp

You know what song is way better than I'm Blue by Eiffel? Shoots and Ladders by koRn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZU2k-U2Ze0o

# ? Mar 16, 2015 06:23

Muerte: Jan 22, 2015

I had to suffer on this earth for 26 years so far, so I'll be damned if I'm not going to create something I can watch suffer. I refuse to be the last to suffer.

# ? Mar 16, 2015 06:26

unassertive boy 99: Dec 7, 2014; by Ralp

I'm going to fight the bloody socialist revolution - so that my children, when or if i have them, won't have to suffer like I did :redhammer:

# ? Mar 16, 2015 06:28

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 16:21

Muerte: Jan 22, 2015

unassertive boy 99 posted:

I'm going to fight the bloody socialist revolution - so that my children, when or if i have them, won't have to suffer like I did

I plan on selling my kids to ISIS when they take over America, just so they don't kill me.

# ? Mar 16, 2015 06:30

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