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MikeyKins
May 9, 2004

Dan, there's a reason why we get emails calling you Le Bafart, Le Baturd, Le Bajerk...
Looking for America's greatest Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives



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Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

if i met Guy in person somehow i'm going to jail

man nurse
Feb 18, 2014


i was there when he sullied the eggs for poor mr mouth

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

im guy

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
A troll doll travels across country to impoverished towns to eat garbage.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


not gonna lie if DDD is on ill watch it

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol
He looks douchey as all get out but seems like a cool guy to have a beer with.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



i was born in flavourtown

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
if only Op would choke to death

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.
one of my relatives bought me a guy fieri cookbook for my birthday one year. that made me so mad.

Bob Saget IRL
Oct 24, 2014

Bro Nerd Alpha posted:

He looks douchey as all get out but seems like a cool guy to have a beer dick with.

Ftfy

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
girl you wanna try some of my world famous donkeysauce?

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

logical phalluses posted:

one of my relatives bought me a guy fieri cookbook for my birthday one year. that made me so mad.

i don't care about this

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
i don't know how this guy was somewhat accepted in the public sphere like 5 years ago and is only now reviled by pretty much everyone

MikeyKins
May 9, 2004

Dan, there's a reason why we get emails calling you Le Bafart, Le Baturd, Le Bajerk...
We're here in Omaha where this cat is combining brisket, prunes, and Doritos. I gotta check this out

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Has he ever been to any actual dives? Every time I've seen it, he's only in diners, maybe a drive-in. Where's the third D, Guy?

"We're in East Bumfuck, TN, at Uncle Typhoid's B-B-Q, run out of the kitchen of Uncle Typhoid's 1929 home with no plumbing or electricity and severe cockroach infestations. Lemme tell ya, this place is such a hidden gem that the health department's never even given it an inspection!"

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
imagine guy fieri pumping a fiery load down your throat while chumbawumba plays in the background

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
guy fieri appears as a specter with a wailing cry of "HEeeEyYY BRrrrAa!!"

"I am the ghost of flavorblasts past dude!"

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Cthulu Carl posted:

Has he ever been to any actual dives? Every time I've seen it, he's only in diners, maybe a drive-in. Where's the third D, Guy?

I'm imagining Guy wearing a silk, flaming dragon Hawaiian shirt and jorts into 'Eddy C's', a 'slammin, jammin, and outstandin' biker bar to try the regionally heard of brisket fries and never being seen alive again.

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

Cthulu Carl posted:

Has he ever been to any actual dives? Every time I've seen it, he's only in diners, maybe a drive-in. Where's the third D, Guy?

He went to this weird italian place in Phoenix that is maybe 300sq/ft including kitchen and is sandwiched between a payday loan place and pawn shop. Pretty divey imo

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

you cant foool me

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Coming this summer to food network, Guy Eats.
It's a one hour season premier special event! Watch every single bite as Guy eats a bucket of onions like apples. No rules, no script, it's just Guy and his bucket. Now commercial free, brought to you by Applebees and the American Beef Council.

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
sorta wanna eat that

bon ape tit
Aug 7, 2011

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iKPGvUEcsc
further evidence

killaer
Aug 4, 2007

Is that real???

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


the url is loving with my head

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAjKqJO08tA

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

killaer posted:

Is that real???

I can confirm it's real and that Football: The Meal is not really all it's cracked up to be.

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

I'm Giada DeLaurentiis, AMA

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster

future so bright i gotta wear shades

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Literal Carehaver posted:

future so bright i gotta wear shades

past also so bright

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster

Big Beef City posted:

Coming this summer to food network, Guy Eats.
It's a one hour season premier special event! Watch every single bite as Guy eats a bucket of onions like apples. No rules, no script, it's just Guy and his bucket. Now commercial free, brought to you by Applebees and the American Beef Council.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Count Freebasie posted:

I'm Giada DeLaurentiis, AMA

how are you able to balance that head and mouth on your otherwise nice body? Do you have a brace or a cable support system hidden by cgi movie magic?

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Literally posting from a guy fieri reviewed restaurant, ama

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Count Freebasie posted:

I'm Giada DeLaurentiis, AMA

how is your show going to continue if you cant namedrop "my ITALIAN husbands big ITALIAN family gathers loves this authentic ITALIAN tiramisu dish, its an ITALIAN favorite" for 90% of your show?????

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

Count Freebasie posted:

I'm Giada DeLaurentiis, AMA

i want you to put your food inside me and then i want to put my penis inside you

dougdrums
Feb 25, 2005
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poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004


"Eddie's Mommy" Edamame

what a wordsmith

also its only 5.50 for a few boiled beans. what a deal

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FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Eating the fried pb&j true story

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