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Those dishes in the sink are "soaking", I'll do them later
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Those are security cameras I'm installing in the bathroom.
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Mar 15, 2015 14:00
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i accidentally jizzed on your bed again, hope you dont mind
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Mar 15, 2015 14:06
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lemme know if you're having friends over so i can stop playing mechwarrior online and come be annoying instead
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Mar 15, 2015 15:05
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*breathes bitchily*
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Mar 15, 2015 15:06
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you didn't write your name on that milk
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Mar 15, 2015 15:07
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I'm going to walk around in my boxers. Hope your gf doesn't mind.
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Mar 15, 2015 18:00
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dude im so sorry about the milk i will so totally get you a new one
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Mar 15, 2015 18:20
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can we talk about last night? that massage wasnt what you thought it was also i jizzed on your feet while you slept last night
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Mar 15, 2015 18:21
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*has rich as gently caress parents *bitches and complains about paying share of internet and cable every month
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Mar 15, 2015 18:24
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YOU KnEW I WAS ALLERGIC TO CATS *clutches spatula with both hands
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Mar 15, 2015 18:26
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how do you know I used the microwave? maybe you left that and forgot about it?
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Mar 15, 2015 18:27
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yea I smoked all your weed bro the gently caress you gonna do about it you loving pushover? No wonder rebecca left you
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Mar 15, 2015 18:30
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*thinks roommate is gone, lets out enormous fart*
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Mar 15, 2015 18:33
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My mate Tim is gonna crash on the couch for a few days. He's cool, just gonna be here till he gets on his feet.
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Mar 15, 2015 18:33
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Outrail posted:My mate Tim is gonna crash on the couch for a few days. He's cool, just gonna be here till he gets on his feet. "bro it's been loving 2 months and this dude hasnt contributed a dime to rent. also he eats all my poo poo I mean what the gently caress man shits not right. I can' t bring girls over because...loving look at him man! " "dude tim is the kindest, strongest man I know and he has more talent in his pinkie than you have in your whole body. I told you i'd pay you back for the food man and who you kidding you dont bring girls home, you just mad he opened your door without knocking and caught you spanking it to my mom's picture you loving creep"
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Mar 15, 2015 18:42
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You ate my Sarah Lee you twat.
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Mar 15, 2015 18:47
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Oh my god, its 11pm! Turn down that racket!
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Mar 15, 2015 18:57
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*stumbles in wasted at 2 AM screaming at boyfriend on cell phone* *conversation only ends after throwing up in the living room*
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Mar 15, 2015 18:57
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psyopmonkey posted:Oh my god, its 11pm! Turn down that racket! "bro it's friday night, chill the gently caress out and hit this peace pipe!" "I have to WORK!" "dude we got smash brothers" "okay 1 game"
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Hey is someone here? Oh I thought I heard you talking to someone. Oh so you were talking to yourself?
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