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- Sep 11, 2005
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by FactsAreUseless
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Young Orc
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SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT THE FILM BUT CHRIS PRATT HIGH FIVED A DINOSAUR.... IT WAS JUST FUN MAN, JUST PURE FUN.... AND REALLY ISNT THAT WHAT MOVIES ARE FOR ?
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- OXBALLS DOT COM
- Sep 11, 2005
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by FactsAreUseless
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Young Orc
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Why the gently caress would you ever try to even open another park god drat.
I am just imagining sitting in on that board meeting; "So as you all recall what was basically our Hurricane Katrina happened only a bunch of dinosaurs escaped and caused massive human death. Also reports indicate Velocoraptors can open doors. Then in a mindless quest for profit we caused what was basically our 9/11 only with a giant t-rex in San-Fransisco a few years later; so that was a few hundred million dollars in investment and damages down the drain... Which brings me to today."
"Ladies and Gentlemen we have had this genetic intellectual property sitting unused on our servers for a decade. Warm up the recombinator; it's time daddy made his mint".
seriously what insurer would ever underwrite them
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Mar 15, 2015 16:14
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- OXBALLS DOT COM
- Sep 11, 2005
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by FactsAreUseless
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Young Orc
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i rewatched the first JP movie not long ago and I gotta say, the special effects for that movie still hold up pretty well even 20+ years later.
What I'm trying to say is take away Hollywood's computers so we can have good special effects again. Or hilariously campy special effects. Either is good.
it's also waaay preachier than i remembered.
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