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Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
hobbies are good ways to relax and feel better about yourself. one of my hobbies is painting things. i don't know if i'm particularly good at painting but it's fun and, as i said, a good way to relax and feel better about myself.

how does this apply to you?

allow me to explain. as a way for all of us to benefit from my cool hobby, i am requesting suggestions of stuff to paint. describe a thing, a situation, a place, whatever, and i will try very hard to paint it and then take a picture of the painting and post it in this thread. it has to be a good thing, though. if you say "paint a cucking goku" or "im gay" i probably won't paint that. but if it's something like "paint david duchovny as an angel attempting to have sex with gillian anderson as a demon, trying to gently caress through the barrier between heaven and hell" i'll definitely choose that because its a really cool idea. so make sure your ideas are cool and not shitposts (sometimes shitposts are cool but for the most part they're not so let's try to avoid them at least in this thread) and i'll paint them.

if there are a lot of suggestions, i might not be able to get to all of them. but i will try very hard to get to as many good ones as possible. so please start suggesting stuff guys!




so you have an idea of what to expect, here are some things i made for people who asked me to make them:


this is the alchemist from a movie called 'the holy mountain' that i made for a hipster bartender girl (i pretended that i made it for a poster named Ruddha for fyad cred but that plan failed BIG TIME although he did thank me which was very considerate)


i dunno wtf this is, it was another thing i made for someone who was way too specific about what they wanted including the wilma flintstone hair


this is a portrait of my friend holding the baby from 'eraserhead'

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Devil Wears Wings
Jul 17, 2006

Look ye upon the wages of diet soda and weep, for it is society's fault.
paint yourself asking the forums to describe a thing that we should paint for you

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
paint the inside of a soul

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Devil Wears Wings posted:

paint yourself asking the forums to describe a thing that we should paint for you

hitchensgoespop
Oct 22, 2008
Seven gay bikes.

metasynthetic
Dec 2, 2005

in one moment, Earth

in the next, Heaven

Megamarm
paint a snake and a banana who are in true love together

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Paint a toad full of bufotenin looking out the window of a mushroom while snorting a line of coke

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Paint a goon meet at doobies dog house on dia de Los muertos

cowboythreespeech
Dec 28, 2008

les fleurs du mall posted:

paint the inside of a soul

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

some dogs having a farting contest

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Paint a beautiful woman shaming the viewer

Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007
Paint the shower room scene from The Rock in the style of Guernica

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

paint a hyperrealistic goatse

king salmon
Oct 30, 2011

by Cowcaster
paint your soul

Amanda Huggensuck
Nov 8, 2012
goatse

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011
Paint the walls with your brain you idiot bitch.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
porn

and lots of it

what are you waiting for, get to it!

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

les fleurs du mall posted:

paint the inside of a soul

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
paint me pissing on japan

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Can you paint the crippling void in your soul you're unsuccessfully attempting to fill through art?

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

president Ronald Reagan descending from heaven framed by two cherubs holding trumpets. president Reagan is urinating on obama as obama burns the constitution

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


a penis

edit: ronald reagan's penis

Malinois
Jun 13, 2003


les fleurs du mall posted:

paint the inside of a soul

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Alf tenderly making love to Willie Tanner, only they're not making love in space, but through time, and the whole thing is deeply metaphorical and represents man's attempt to transcend mortality by passing their genes along to future generations, or some other deeply fruity poo poo like the op asked for

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
me blowing up a city block with guns and bombs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

SniperWoreConverse posted:

me blowing up a city block with guns and bombs

this but mixed with the Inside of a Soul painting

also only play music by Lynrd Skynrd while painting

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

chris dorner, mumia abu jamal, and ice t standing atop a landscape of dead cops in blue uniforms, like covering the entire ground. a red river of blood flows majestically from the foreground to the horizon. above them, a banner that reads BRING BACK LF

e: the banner is framed on either side by a handgun pointing toward the heavens

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
A dick loving another dick with its dick.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Devil Wears Wings posted:

paint yourself asking the forums to describe a thing that we should paint for you



my memory card shattered into a lot of pieces so i had to use my webcam :( sorry dudes. more to follow, some of you guys are super creative


Hobohemian posted:

Can you paint the crippling void in your soul you're unsuccessfully attempting to fill through art?

i can't, it has been filled :) and it feels soooo good

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



a really llonely man eating a can of soup in the shower

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
paint me making GBS threads on the toilet please if you want . i dont have the pic though lol

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Paint the nonchromatics of a violent series of wicked sweep arpeggios by Steve Vai. Paint Dr Faustus loving the poo poo outta that.

Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 00:17 on Mar 17, 2015

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
can u paint my av but make it special? ty

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

Justice.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

whoflungpoop posted:

can u paint my av but make it special? ty


metasynthetic posted:

paint a snake and a banana who are in true love together


Blue Train posted:

chris dorner, mumia abu jamal, and ice t standing atop a landscape of dead cops in blue uniforms, like covering the entire ground. a red river of blood flows majestically from the foreground to the horizon. above them, a banner that reads BRING BACK LF

e: the banner is framed on either side by a handgun pointing toward the heavens


workin on these now.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Frog Act posted:

a really llonely man eating a can of soup in the shower

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
paint a huge freaking dick shoving itself into an rear end in a top hat, op

Good Lord Fisher!
Jul 14, 2006

Groovy!

hi gatekeeper, this is a cool as gently caress thread. i'd like you to paint a wooden office door with glass panelling, like you would see in a noir, but on the other side is a verdant forest clearing & a little waterfall

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

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open container
Sep 16, 2008
a dickbutt having sex with another dickbutt

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