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Cut a block of velveeta into a butter stick shape, and chill it very well, maybe until it's almost frozen. You need it to be sort of hard. Then, slide it up into your sweet puckered butthole. Now, you'll have to wait at least an hour, maybe more if you don't have a nice warm internal temp. You might want to do a few miles on your treadmill. Now, dice some jalapenos over a plate of tortilla chips, and maybe a handful of sliced black olives, if that's your taste. Set the plate on the floor, and squat. Let nature take it's course. If you're like me, you like a nice hunk of guac on top, and if so, you're going to have to work a peeled avocado up there, and do a few crunches. Don't be a noob like I was the first time and forget to remove the pit!
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