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pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


I was really surprised at Putin's popularity for #8. I would have gone with Kim Jong Un myself.

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ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


XyloJW posted:

I almost put Putin. Dang

same, but i didn't because it was a cub. plus the flower

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


alnilam posted:

[In another poster's voice] huh? Who's Madison:confused: Please respond in the form of a photograph

Stick around til we get to US Presidents ;)

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


Question 9: Tattoo #9 (Currently serving non-US politicians)

Tony Abbott - 30
30.5 Days
A Bag of Milk
Akumu
alnilam
Biffmotron
CellBlock
ChampRamp
Cliff Racer
DeathSandwich
Dolash
Dreylad
Gyges
HBar
junior g-man
Koishi Komeiji
N00ba the Hutt
pangstrom
pappyland
Raldan
ReidRansom
skaboomizzy
Technogeek
The Iron Llama
TheOneAndOnlyT
True Blue Triumph
V. Illych L.
vyelkin
Weener Beater
XyloJW
Yobgoblin

David Cameron - 4
Silver2195
SalTheBard
Mayor Dave
kissekatt

Michael Higgins - 2
seiferguy
Meatbag Esq.

ACES:

Vladimir Putin - Air is lava!
TED CRUZ - corn in the bible
Libertarian - Who What Now
Boris Johnson - Brigadier Sockface
Angela Merkel - MEDS CURE SCHIZOS

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


Scores after question 9:

XyloJW - 140
TheOneAndOnlyT - 137
ReidRansom - 130
vyelkin - 130
Silver2195 - 122
True Blue Triumph - 122
A Bag of Milk - 120
skaboomizzy - 118
Technogeek - 118
Biffmotron - 117
ChampRamp - 115
N00ba the Hutt - 114
CellBlock - 110
junior g-man - 110
HBar - 107
Raldan - 103
The Iron Llama - 102
alnilam - 101
kissekatt - 100
Koishi Komeiji - 100
Akumu - 95
V. Illych L. - 95
pangstrom - 93
Dolash - 90
pappyland - 90
Dreylad - 89
DeathSandwich - 88
Mayor Dave - 87
Gyges - 85
Meatbag Esq. - 76
SalTheBard - 76
Cliff Racer - 75
seiferguy - 69
Brigadier Sockface - 67
30.5 Days - 66
Weener Beater - 62
MEDS CURE SCHIZOS - 45
Yobgoblin - 39
corn in the bible - 19
Air is lava! - 12
Who What Now - 9

XyloJW
Jul 23, 2007

pig slut lisa posted:

I was really surprised at Putin's popularity for #8. I would have gone with Kim Jong Un myself.

Basically, barring a direct correlation to someone else, D&D's answers to all of these will be Putin or Biden.

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


XyloJW posted:

Basically, barring a direct correlation to someone else, D&D's answers to all of these will be Putin or Biden.

This is fairly spot on

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


sounds about right. wish i'd thought of that while filling out my answers

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


Tattoo 10 (Currently serving non-US politicians)



   

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather
I belive I miscounted a line somewhere. I definetly wanted to give Elizabeth the British dog and Netanyahu would absolutely tell himself to stay strong.
Each of my answers will be an ace from now on.

Well whatever. This contest wasn't really winable for europeans anyway.

CellBlock
Oct 6, 2005

It just don't stop.



Oh god, Ban Ki-Moon is such a better answer than the nonsense I put in.

XyloJW
Jul 23, 2007
I can't remember what I put. I think I low-balled d&d knowing who the Secretary General of the UN was.

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


Question 10: Tattoo #10 (Currently serving non-US politicians)

Narendra Modi - 10
V. Illych L.
Weener Beater
Technogeek
Silver2195
pangstrom
ChampRamp
Akumu
HBar
TheOneAndOnlyT
skaboomizzy

Ban Ki-moon - 8
A Bag of Milk
Cliff Racer
Dolash
junior g-man
Koishi Komeiji
Meatbag Esq.
pappyland
ReidRansom

Tony Abbott - 2
vyelkin
kissekatt

Stephen Harper - 2
MEDS CURE SCHIZOS
Dreylad

Rob Ford - 2
Gyges
Yobgoblin

Pranab Mukherjee - 2
Brigadier Sockface
SalTheBard

Kim Jong Un - 2
N00ba the Hutt
Raldan

David Cameron - 2
XyloJW
Air is lava!

Benjamin Netanyahu - 2
Mayor Dave
DeathSandwich

ACES:

Willie Frazer - 30.5 Days
Vladamir Putin - The Iron Llama
TED CRUZ - corn in the bible
Recep Erdogan - True Blue Triumph
Madison - alnilam
Libertarian - Who What Now
Jean-Claude Juncker - seiferguy
Hamid Karzai - Biffmotron
Does the Dalai Lama count as a politician? - CellBlock

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK
I stand by my answer. We all know it's the most likely to be true.

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


I think with this one the Modi group went off the guy looking south Asian and the Ban Ki Moon group went off all the flags

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


Scores after question 10:

TheOneAndOnlyT - 147
XyloJW - 142
ReidRansom - 138
Silver2195 - 132
vyelkin - 132
A Bag of Milk - 128
skaboomizzy - 128
Technogeek - 128
ChampRamp - 125
True Blue Triumph - 123
Biffmotron - 118
junior g-man - 118
HBar - 117
N00ba the Hutt - 116
CellBlock - 111
Koishi Komeiji - 108
Akumu - 105
Raldan - 105
V. Illych L. - 105
pangstrom - 103
The Iron Llama - 103
alnilam - 102
kissekatt - 102
Dolash - 98
pappyland - 98
Dreylad - 91
DeathSandwich - 90
Mayor Dave - 89
Gyges - 87
Meatbag Esq. - 84
Cliff Racer - 83
SalTheBard - 78
Weener Beater - 72
seiferguy - 70
Brigadier Sockface - 69
30.5 Days - 67
MEDS CURE SCHIZOS - 47
Yobgoblin - 41
corn in the bible - 20
Air is lava! - 14
Who What Now - 10

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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Even though they weren't all European flags, I figured a dude who runs the EU would get a tat like that :smith:

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


Halftime! :toot:

time for a quick bathroom break, brb

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


striking distance :c00l:

CellBlock
Oct 6, 2005

It just don't stop.



That one, I found the background on. Apparently, the guy changed his name to Guinness and got all the countries of the world's flags tattooed on him somewhere to get into the book of world records.

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.
Might as well celebrate my peak position before it all comes crashing down :toot:

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


CellBlock posted:

That one, I found the background on. Apparently, the guy changed his name to Guinness and got all the countries of the world's flags tattooed on him somewhere to get into the book of world records.

I wonder why Cyprus got such a prominent position

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


Tattoo 11 (US Presidents)



   

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

Air is lava! posted:

I belive I miscounted a line somewhere. I definetly wanted to give Elizabeth the British dog and Netanyahu would absolutely tell himself to stay strong.
Each of my answers will be an ace from now on.

pig slut lisa posted:

David Cameron - 2
XyloJW
Air is lava!

I guess I stand corected. That's a weird coincidence.
So, since I obviously think just like Xylo, you can swap our points, right?

Technogeek
Sep 9, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
I'm starting to regret backloading my response with comedy answers.

CellBlock
Oct 6, 2005

It just don't stop.



Technogeek posted:

I'm starting to regret backloading my response with comedy answers.

For the presidents, the comedy answers are going to be the right ones.

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009


:kimchi:

Also lol at your Carter pic being sourced from conservapedia

e: madison looks sad that she's not a president :(

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


Air is lava! posted:

I guess I stand corected. That's a weird coincidence.
So, since I obviously think just like Xylo, you can swap our points, right?

:ssh: :wink:

Technogeek posted:

I'm starting to regret backloading my response with comedy answers.

Things get really crazy in the political media group

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


alnilam posted:

:kimchi:

Also lol at your Carter pic being sourced from conservapedia

I have a Chrome extension called "Web of Trust" and it warned me when I clicked on that image lmao

Technogeek
Sep 9, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

CellBlock posted:

For the presidents, the comedy answers are going to be the right ones.

My comedy answers include an alternate universe Putin, though.

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


Question 11: Tattoo #11 (US Presidents)

Harry Truman - 9
Meatbag Esq.
MEDS CURE SCHIZOS
Brigadier Sockface
Gyges
Weener Beater
Silver2195
Biffmotron
The Iron Llama
vyelkin

George H.W. Bush - 8
CellBlock
ChampRamp
DeathSandwich
Dolash
junior g-man
Koishi Komeiji
N00ba the Hutt
TheOneAndOnlyT

Jimmy Carter - 4
XyloJW
skaboomizzy
Raldan
Mayor Dave

Richard Nixon - 4
Dreylad
kissekatt
seiferguy
30.5 Days

Franklin Delano Roosevelt - 3
pangstrom
Yobgoblin
SalTheBard

Dwight Eisenhower - 3
pappyland
Akumu
Cliff Racer

ronald reagan - 2
ReidRansom
HBar

ACES:

Madison - alnilam
Salman ibn Abd al-Aziz - Air is lava!
Teddy Roosevelt - V. Illych L.
TED CRUZ - corn in the bible
Libertarian - Who What Now
Gerald Ford - Technogeek
Bill Clinton - A Bag of Milk
Barack Obama - True Blue Triumph

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
My Jimmy Carter bros know that he would appreciate a car with good gas mileage.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


bollocks. i was going for the whole 80s japanese bubble thing

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


I'm curious about the Bush senior answers for #11. I would have gone with Carter on this one.

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


pig slut lisa posted:

I'm curious about the Bush senior answers for #11. I would have gone with Carter on this one.


ReidRansom posted:

bollocks. i was going for the whole 80s japanese bubble thing

Ah I see

HBar
Sep 13, 2007

pig slut lisa posted:

I think with this one the Modi group went off the guy looking south Asian and the Ban Ki Moon group went off all the flags
Indianness helped, but Modi is still the most "believe it or not" out of anyone there. The guy had a multitude of body doubles doing political rallies in his place, then when that wasn't enough he started making holograms to do it too.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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ReidRansom posted:

bollocks. i was going for the whole 80s japanese bubble thing

I went with Nixon cause he was president during the oil crisis.

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


Scores after question 11:

TheOneAndOnlyT - 155
XyloJW - 146
Silver2195 - 141
vyelkin - 141
ReidRansom - 140
ChampRamp - 133
skaboomizzy - 132
A Bag of Milk - 129
Technogeek - 129
Biffmotron - 127
junior g-man - 126
N00ba the Hutt - 124
True Blue Triumph - 124
CellBlock - 119
HBar - 119
Koishi Komeiji - 116
The Iron Llama - 112
Raldan - 109
Akumu - 108
Dolash - 106
kissekatt - 106
pangstrom - 106
V. Illych L. - 106
alnilam - 103
pappyland - 101
DeathSandwich - 98
Gyges - 96
Dreylad - 95
Mayor Dave - 93
Meatbag Esq. - 93
Cliff Racer - 86
SalTheBard - 81
Weener Beater - 81
Brigadier Sockface - 78
seiferguy - 74
30.5 Days - 71
MEDS CURE SCHIZOS - 56
Yobgoblin - 44
corn in the bible - 21
Air is lava! - 15
Who What Now - 11

CellBlock
Oct 6, 2005

It just don't stop.



pig slut lisa posted:

I'm curious about the Bush senior answers for #11. I would have gone with Carter on this one.

I was going for that time he threw up.

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TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.

pig slut lisa posted:

I'm curious about the Bush senior answers for #11. I would have gone with Carter on this one.
I mostly just thought "this seems like the sort of guy that would drive a car that looks like that."

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