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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
Hello ladies.

I am no longer looking for any female companionship. Infact, I have abandoned the idea of women all together. Instead, I have decided to go my own way.

I am now offically a M.G.H.O.W and a political activist for the Mens Rights Movement, known as a MRM.

I am actively standing to go on a marriage strike and to fight the evil hate cult known as feminism, condeming all males for being.. male.

I know writing this won't ever convince you to care and you can simpley pass me off as "gay" since I won't bow down to your vagina, but I am informing you of this for one simple reason.

This is reality. Men are standing up. And a wave of indignation for the damage of the female species has finally hit the tipping point. Men are bailing out of the system, and when we leave, the entire thing will collapse, and your world of shoes and purses will follow with it.

Thats right, you caused it "ladies". I have had enough.

No more entitlements, no more free presents, no more chivalry.

Our fathers, brothers, and sons are tired of dieing for you while you cower in your house all day demanding us men go and die for your freedoms.

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Akumos
Sep 10, 2006
same

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
This is Al Bundy before he lost his edge.

Wicked Weasel
Dec 25, 2004
Skimpy.
Only a man knows what a man wants.

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
gay

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

:thirdpost:

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Welllll..theres always hookers, OP

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Angela Lansburial
Feb 9, 2005
Nothing to see here.
Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

i wanna get in the men's TIGHTS movement rawwwrr! :q:

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

stop TRYING TO COTNROL OUR BODiES YOUHAGS

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

heh they brobably grind up BLUE PILLS and put tehm in the drinking water. WOMAN WE ARE ON TO YOU

#freeyourmind

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



lol all we have is the ILUSSION OF choice

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
I need mens rights because woman are disgusted by me and be it physically or mentally I also have a hosed up broken dick.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



hate to brek it to ya'll but the MATRIX IS A distraction not REAL

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
im done loving animals, op. im gonna gently caress you next

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

social vegan posted:

hate to brek it to ya'll but the MATRIX IS A distraction not REAL

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

Rapman the Cook posted:

I need mens rights because woman are disgusted by me and be it physically or mentally I also have a hosed up broken dick.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

in the original version of the matrix the girl who goes "not like this" was supposed to be transgender

makes you think



think about transgenders

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
spike n tyke, droopy n dripple

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
gaaaaaaaaaaay

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:

I hate it when ladies think I should be Matthew McConaughey.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
I think this is it.

This is where we finally turn it around.

I feel it. This post? This is our "I Have A Dream".

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe

This guy is a shithead but he's also totally right.

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

hosed up if true.

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
idk cut crew is p boss-tier

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

in the original version of the matrix the girl who goes "not like this" was supposed to be transgender

makes you think



think about transgenders

How come all the Matrix people looked exactly the same inside and out of it?

I mean none of them would know what their real body looked like, why would the machine bother scanning and copying it instead of just making up whatever's conveniant?

What if the Matrix is real, but when you wake up in the real world in your real body, you're a girl?

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

What if the Matrix is real, but when you wake up in the real world in your real body, you're a girl?

another feminist conspiracy

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

What if the Matrix is real, but when you wake up in the real world in your real body, you're a girl?

i choose op as my submissive lesbian wife

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

How come all the Matrix people looked exactly the same inside and out of it?

I mean none of them would know what their real body looked like, why would the machine bother scanning and copying it instead of just making up whatever's conveniant?

What if the Matrix is real, but when you wake up in the real world in your real body, you're a girl?

What if it's just another layer in a different Matrix and you wake up to be a man again?

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

String Beans posted:

What if it's just another layer in a different Matrix and you wake up to be a man again?
this is possibly the intended interpretation

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
what if you wake up and find yourself a post on an internet forum

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:

Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:

what if you wake up and find yourself a post on an internet forum

pretty hosed up harlan ellison poo poo right there.

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe

String Beans posted:

pretty hosed up harlan ellison poo poo right there.

I have no fingat and I must poast

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

lol because this is actually 100% correct and u american dingus' still mutilate ur baby dicks

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:

what if you wake up and find yourself a post on an internet forum

loving this sig

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Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

social vegan posted:

loving this sig

it's too small for my liking, but i am under the threat of ban if i make it too big

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