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Hey honey, look at this house, it's got plenty of room for a large family.
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Mar 17, 2015 17:46
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Let my son cum in your twat already Christ I'm dead soon I just want to see my bloodline endure you selfish bitch stop taking selfies and spread your legs
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Mar 17, 2015 17:48
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*Subscribes you to every baby store's mailers*
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Mar 17, 2015 17:50
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I'm barren
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Mar 17, 2015 17:52
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*shits*
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Mar 17, 2015 17:53
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Smugworth posted:I'm barren I will pressure my son to divorce you and make your life a living hell until you relent. Also, you're fat.
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Mar 17, 2015 17:55
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im gay
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Mar 17, 2015 17:55
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You gotta stop trying to make those tar babies
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Mar 17, 2015 17:56
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"I saw the cutest baby the other day!" "I wish I could trade places with you so that I could raise a family again..."
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Mar 17, 2015 17:57
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merry christmas. it's a speculum, for practice.
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Mar 17, 2015 17:58
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BKPR posted:merry christmas. it's a speculum, for practice. Holy poo poo.
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Mar 17, 2015 18:01
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Look, dad got all your old toys down from the box in the garage. Aren't they adorable?
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Mar 17, 2015 18:05
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Whoops *"accidentally" trips and falls toward your vagina with a turkey baster full of semen*
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Mar 17, 2015 18:07
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START BREEEEEDIIIIIIING SCREEEEEEEEEEEECH
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Mar 17, 2015 18:08
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ur lookin fertile m'lady /tips fedora
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Mar 17, 2015 18:09
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drag her down to the satanic rape cult meeting in your basement like in Rosemary's Baby
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Mar 17, 2015 18:13
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*pulls out an old photo album* Moments with your children is something you will always treasure~
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Mar 17, 2015 18:16
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Your two just need some inspiration Mildly  http://i.imgur.com/aDmwVvG.jpg Now get on them grandbabies!!!!!
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Mar 18, 2015 05:48
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give my house an heir or I'll split your skull with a broadaxe, wench
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Mar 18, 2015 05:56
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The field of your womb lies fallow, woman. 'Tis an affront to God to be without issue. Here, drink some loving Chablis already.
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Mar 18, 2015 06:09
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Get knocked up already before your uterus dries up and you die alone and childless.
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Mar 18, 2015 06:32
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you look fat so you might as well be pregnant geez
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Mar 18, 2015 06:34
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Applewhite posted:"I saw the cutest baby the other day!"
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Mar 18, 2015 06:36
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you know honey you're getting older now getting up there plz have a baby now i dont want a sarah palin baby
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Mar 18, 2015 06:38
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the only reason why i approved of this marriage was because i knew you were the only one that my son could marry. so could you do your job already and have kids, christ.
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Mar 18, 2015 06:40
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Produce me an heir wench in which to leave my kingdom to
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Mar 18, 2015 06:43
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If we don't get some babies in you everyone's going to think my son is a homo!
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Mar 18, 2015 07:01
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EMILY BLUNTS posted:If we don't get some babies in you everyone's going to know my son is a homo!
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Mar 18, 2015 07:05
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give me a reason to be proud of you
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Mar 18, 2015 07:06
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So...you let him cream pie you yet? Feels good man
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Mar 18, 2015 07:11
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*is rightly told to get hosed by my child and their partner*
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Mar 18, 2015 07:13
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*subtly leaves MONSTER MEGA JIZZ CREAMPIES 8 dvd on kitchen table during family visit*
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Mar 18, 2015 07:13
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Drad_Bert posted:Your two just need some inspiration
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Mar 18, 2015 07:15
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Is your body as cold and lifeless as the sepulcher? Do you savor the silence of the tomb? Nay, surely, you are young and hearty. Full of life! Take the seed in and produce! Be fruitful! Do not go to your grave a shriveled husk without an issue. Heed my words, child!
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Mar 18, 2015 07:31
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if he don't give you kids, i will rape you
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