im going to nashville what should i do

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i must compose: Jul 4, 2010; Until the lions have their own historians, the history of the hunt will always glorify the hunter.

i dont care about opryland or any of the music stuff because its all too expensive or the people that matter are dead. so tell me whats good. :c00lbutt:

i am from louisville here is a picture for reference

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Cool NIN Shirt: Nov 26, 2007; by vyelkin

Eat at Doobie's

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Ghazk: May 11, 2007; I can see EVERYTHING

Caf� Bosna. The only thing I miss.

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Hobohemian: Sep 30, 2005; by XyloJW

Reevaluate your life.

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givepatajob: Apr 8, 2003; One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

Kill yourself and everyone around you. Not in that order.

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Bedevere: Jun 24, 2005; Grimey Drawer

Nashville is the same poo poo as Pennsa-tucky with better weather.

The food is good too.

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NurhacisUrn: Jul 18, 2013; All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Go to Opryland Hotel and just hit up the bars inside of it. Then walk across the road to Opry Mills and hit up the food court. Then go down to Dickerson Avenue and look for a tall lady, red lacy stockings, brown hair, and a tattoo of that male lady bug from Bug's Life on her right cheek. Tell her you want the "Tennessee Pride Special" and bring fourteen bucks.

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appropriatemetaphor: Jan 26, 2006

can't hlep you OP i'm not from nashville, why would you think i'm from nashville??

# ? Mar 17, 2015 19:58

InsanityIsCrazy: Jan 25, 2003; by Lowtax

get caught in traffic for three hours

EDIT: watch the titans lose

# ? Mar 17, 2015 19:59

i must compose: Jul 4, 2010; Until the lions have their own historians, the history of the hunt will always glorify the hunter.

appropriatemetaphor posted:

can't hlep you OP i'm not from nashville, why would you think i'm from nashville??

the smell

# ? Mar 17, 2015 20:02

i must compose: Jul 4, 2010; Until the lions have their own historians, the history of the hunt will always glorify the hunter.

Ghazk posted:

Caf� Bosna. The only thing I miss.

i will do this

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NurhacisUrn: Jul 18, 2013; All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

i must compose posted:

i will do this

Samurai Sushi in all seriousness.

http://www.samurainashville.com/

The parking blows so be forewarned if you check it out. It is worth the trip though.

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satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

incest, i've heard, is the best.

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Bonzo: Mar 11, 2004; Just like Mama used to make it!

get some hot chicken

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dogcrash truther: Nov 2, 2013

nash it up

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Concerned Citizen: Jul 22, 2007; Ramrod XTreme

whatever you do, op: please don't kill yourself.

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dogcrash truther: Nov 2, 2013

smoke weed

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Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

dogcrash truther posted:

smoke weed

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Extra Large Marge: Jan 21, 2004; Fun Shoe

Visit the Ernest Tubb museum

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Kempo Yellow Belt: Jan 5, 2012; Fun Shoe

Say hi to The Colonel for me.

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Extra Large Marge: Jan 21, 2004; Fun Shoe

Get your rear end kicked at a honky tonk while some Nashville hopeful plays a cover of "Family Tradition"

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CuteJen96: Feb 23, 2015; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 3 years!)

hot chicken

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CuteJen96: Feb 23, 2015; by zen death robot
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Arian_Samurai posted:

Get your rear end kicked at a honky tonk while some Nashville hopeful plays a cover of "Family Tradition"

yeah pretty much

# ? Mar 17, 2015 20:34

CuteJen96: Feb 23, 2015; by zen death robot
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wear boots out in public so you blend in with the locals. a cowboy hat too we all wear cowboy hats

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5er: Jun 1, 2000; Qapla' to a true warrior!

talk to EVERYBODY local about the tv show and how it's the reason you're visiting.

# ? Mar 17, 2015 20:36

CuteJen96: Feb 23, 2015; by zen death robot
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5er posted:

talk to EVERYBODY local about the tv show and how it's the reason you're visiting.

# ? Mar 17, 2015 20:40

Bedevere: Jun 24, 2005; Grimey Drawer

5er posted:

talk to EVERYBODY local about the tv show and how it's the reason you're visiting.

I used to think NYC was over run with silly tourists...then I moved to Nashville...

For fun tell everyone your an aspiring song writer too. It's about as cliched as being an actor in Hollywood.

# ? Mar 17, 2015 20:53

i must compose: Jul 4, 2010; Until the lions have their own historians, the history of the hunt will always glorify the hunter.

probably gonna get sum hot chicken and then get my rear end kicked since me and my gf will be dressed lie this

we are gonna go see them

# ? Mar 17, 2015 21:17

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

Look for two missing chicks who may or may not be in a car. MonkeyforaHead has the rest of the details.

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PureEvil6_13: Jun 1, 2004; I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL

Wander around the Vanderbilt campus I guess? My brother went there and it's a pretty neat campus

# ? Mar 17, 2015 21:22

Doppelganger: Oct 11, 2002; Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

i must compose posted:

i dont care about opryland or any of the music stuff because its all too expensive or the people that matter are dead.

Ahem, Old Crow Medicine Show is still alive and kicking.

# ? Mar 17, 2015 21:24

i must compose: Jul 4, 2010; Until the lions have their own historians, the history of the hunt will always glorify the hunter.

man i done been seen them sing wagon wheel so what else is left really

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yaffle: Sep 15, 2002; Flapdoodle

Go to Dollywood, my ten year old loving loved it.

# ? Mar 17, 2015 21:30

Doppelganger: Oct 11, 2002; Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

i must compose posted:

man i done been seen them sing wagon wheel so what else is left really

I like Alabama High Test better. Honestly though, I'd rather see Die Antwoord too.

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BadLlama: Jan 13, 2006

well do you have any cousins there op?

# ? Mar 17, 2015 21:31

i must compose: Jul 4, 2010; Until the lions have their own historians, the history of the hunt will always glorify the hunter.

Doppelganger posted:

I like Alabama High Test better. Honestly though, I'd rather see Die Antwoord too.

this guy knows whats up

resurrect george jones for a nashville tour

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Doppelganger: Oct 11, 2002; Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

yaffle posted:

Go to Dollywood, my ten year old loving loved it.

Well that IS around the age when boys first start noticing breasts...

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