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ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
that's bullshit OP. Jeans and steel toed boots versus ankle biters tip the odds forever in your favor. They can't bite you at their level. Your hands would still be hosed versus whatever number you could realistically take though.

Go this thing naked and the number you could fight drops drastically. Imagine a six pound chihuahua holding on and trying to rip your balls off while the other couple dozen are shredding your ankles and achilles tendon. You reach down to get the dog off your balls and lose copious amounts of skin from your hands. You can't realistically chase a single one of them but they can catch you in an instant.

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ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.

Well, huh..they really are a menace

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