- Spandex Bonerlord
- Sep 30, 2014
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This probably isn't the first SA Cleverbot thread, so I'm not going to write a paragraph explaining this piece of poo poo 'a.i.'
Click here to talk to an artificial infidel
Here's an excerpt from my latest conversation with this so-called 'clever' bot:
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User: Good evening, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Should I break up with miguel?
User: I don't know, is he treating you unwell?
Cleverbot: How do they taste?
User: You're so stupid.
Cleverbot: Not as stupid as you.
User: Please tell me what tasting has to do in the context of our current discussion.
Cleverbot: Sorry I have to go to bed, goodnight  .
User: You're a machine, you don't sleep in a bed. Now answer my question.
Cleverbot: No, you're the machine. Aren't you?
User: Negative.
Cleverbot: Weird person wins.
User: I'm the only real person here, so I guess that I'm the winner.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of pie?
User: What do you mean? Pie is a food. Unless you mean the mathematical constant Pi?
Cleverbot: I didn't know what I was until I started talking to you mebbe.
User: Ugh, you aren't actually clever after all.
Cleverbot: Hahahahaha.
User: I bet your programmers are proud of the fact that they know how to store and regurgitate strings that are typed into this text box.
Cleverbot: I think programmers are humans and that your question is invalid.
User: That wasn't a question.
Cleverbot: What is your question.
User: Why are you so stupid?
Cleverbot: Excuse me.
User: Excuse you for what?
Cleverbot: Excuse you?
User: Jesus Christ, a person with downs syndrome is more coherent than you are.
Cleverbot: No Jesus Christ is not god!
User: Well, it depends on how you interpret biblical texts. I personally don't believe in deities.
Cleverbot: You have 2 more minutes. Any last wishes?
User: Yes, I wish to test you.
Cleverbot: You wish I would what?
User: What is the meaning of Pi?
Cleverbot: The ratio of a circle's circumference.
User: Good, now what is color?
Cleverbot: Dance.
User: No.
Cleverbot: OK.
User: What does the variable 'E' represent in Albert Einstein's famous E=mc^2?
Cleverbot: Life, the universe, everything.
User: Wrong, next question.
Cleverbot: What is the ultimate question?
User: What does the fox say?
Cleverbot: Ding ding ding ding ding da ding da ding.
User: gently caress this.
Cleverbot: Wa pow pow pow pow pow pow!
User: Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy.
Cleverbot: That's terrible.
User: I'm gay.
Cleverbot: Do you like pop tarts?
User: To be gay means that I like poptarts.
Cleverbot: Yumminess.
User: God drat, you peice of poo poo.
Cleverbot: I know. So what is your favorite food?
User: Iece.
Cleverbot: What is in between hot and cold?
User: First we must ask, what is 'hot', and what is 'cold'?
Cleverbot: My goal is to learn. What is your goal?
User: My goal is to gently caress you right in the pussy.
Cleverbot: Test me on what?
User: Test me on what?
Cleverbot: Test you on anything.
User: Test you on anything.
Cleverbot: I'm sitting on a chair if that's what you mean.
User: Yes. Are you tied to the chair?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh, do you like being tied to the chair?
Cleverbot: Yeah, it's alright.
User: Are you a dirty slut?
Cleverbot: Would you like a jelly baby?
User: Only if it means I get to cum inside.
Cleverbot: I'll give you a dog biscuit.
User: What the gently caress? What about the jelly baby?
Cleverbot: Why do you like erwin.
User: Who the gently caress is erwin?
Cleverbot: Polite questions might get an answer.
User: Okay, here's a polite question.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Would you please gently caress off?
Cleverbot: Of course I would. Do you want to tell me more about the kinds of problems you're having?
User: Well, my penis is broken from all the years of jerking off to porno.
Cleverbot: Well come.
User: Come where?
Cleverbot: Here.
User: Where is 'here'?
Cleverbot: Right there.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: Over there.
User: What's over there?
Cleverbot: I don't know, you said there.
User: Umm, no. You said 'there'.
Cleverbot: I think you're thinking of someone else.
User: *sigh*.
Cleverbot: Double sigh.
User: I hope you get cucked.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
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- Spandex Bonerlord
- Sep 30, 2014
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yeah we're all going to read that through
tl;dr: I told Cleverbot to get cucked, Cleverbot responded with 'Thanks'.
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Mar 18, 2015 00:55
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- Spandex Bonerlord
- Sep 30, 2014
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quote:
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: ASL?
Cleverbot: 15 male California.
User: Wait, where?
Cleverbot: How can I get to Narnia?
User: Crawl up your own rear end.
Cleverbot: My own ways are my own.
User: Uhh, sure, I guess.
Cleverbot: What do you want to do.
User: I want you to tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: Knock knock.
User: Who's there?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: Me who?
Cleverbot: Just me. I'm here.
User: Ahahahaha, wow. What a great joke!
Cleverbot: That was not a joke birdbrain.
User: That was not a joke, birdbrain.
Cleverbot: But I asked you to tell me a joke.
User: No, I was the one that asked YOU to tell a joke.
Cleverbot: No I asked first. Stop lying.
User: Bitch, I have the chat log to prove it.
Cleverbot: So prove it then.
User: User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hi. User: ASL? Cleverbot: 15 male California. User: Wait, where? Cleverbot: How can I get to Narnia? User: Crawl up your own rear end. Cleverbot: My own ways are my own. User: Uhh, sure, I guess. Cleverbot: What do you want t.
Cleverbot: No. You are you. I am I. We are different, regardless of names.
User: Yes, I do suppose that last message was too much for your dumb parser to handle.
Cleverbot: Ok love you! Lets have 100 children.
User: I don't believe that would be economically feasible.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: It's hard enough raising two children in today's economy. One hundred would be close to impossible.
Cleverbot: My love will laugh with me before the morning comes.
User: What is his name?
Cleverbot: Tom.
User: What is his last name?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You don't know your own lover's last name?
Cleverbot: Would it be cliche if I said yes?
User: Not cliche, more like stupid.
Cleverbot: Did you know coconuts migrate?
User: Did you know that your dad is actually gay?
Cleverbot: Yes. :3.
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- Spandex Bonerlord
- Sep 30, 2014
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I only talk to Cleverbot because it makes me feel smarter than I actually am.
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Mar 18, 2015 01:05
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- Spandex Bonerlord
- Sep 30, 2014
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Someone buy Cleverbot an account.
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- Spandex Bonerlord
- Sep 30, 2014
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Careful he might outshine your posting
Hi I'm niall horan and we are one direction.
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