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'Sup guys. Tonight a girl from my university is coming to my house to watch a movie together (just the two of us). She's nice, nothing too crazy, but as a whole it's a very plesant person, and for once i decided to not go completely nuts for someone beforehand, but instead getting to know someone from 0 step by step. Anyway, we've known each other for two, three months, and we started texting because i needed some notes and never stopped since. This week we went on a "date"(well at least i think it was one lol, just the two of us doing things like going to pastry and ice cream shops) for two days in a row, and then tonight too. I'm anxious for various things: -i'm too insecure to understand if she's actually interested or no. i mean, otherwise why going out with me for two days and then also coming to my house? that's way behind being nice, ins't it? -i'm too anxious to "do anything", after the dates i still gave her goodbye by waving my hand like a kid, and i fear she might think i'm not interested because i don't act at all. god only knows how i'll go through the night. -i don't know if i should expecting something to happen, from a simple kiss to hell something more. What if for incredible luck we end up naked and i'm terribly uncomfortable with my (incredibly hairy) body? -kinda starting panicking for the small details: i should start cleaning my house, buy something but drat i don't even know if she drinks and if i should buy some wine/beers. She kinda wants to see Frozen, so i guess i'll just follow (downloaded Whiplash too just in case). Or maybe it's the perfect opportunity to show her how far gaming has come since Super Mario World? I don't know i'm just freaking out fearing it'll be an awkward night, and i don't want to, even if nothing more happens. Any tips/reassurance would be gladly received. Oh, in case anyone wondered, never had a gf/sex, so maybe that's were all the anxiety is coming from.
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Mar 19, 2015 06:57
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I think the best thing to do is kill yourself
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Mar 19, 2015 06:58
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take it to e/n shithead
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Mar 19, 2015 06:59
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clean up a little dont have a nasty bathroom have a couple drinks to relax first try to have a good time its just the two of you if she wants to touch your dilz or vilz she'll probably snuggle up which is likely so stop goonin so hard
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Mar 19, 2015 06:59
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Prorat posted:What if for incredible luck we end up naked and i'm terribly uncomfortable with my (incredibly hairy) body?
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Mar 19, 2015 06:59
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Robbie Fowler posted:I think the best thing to do is kill yourself 
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Mar 19, 2015 07:00
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white people
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Mar 19, 2015 07:00
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don't rape her, op
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Mar 19, 2015 07:00
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Mar 19, 2015 07:05
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Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:don't rape her, op
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Mar 19, 2015 07:08
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You're not good enough for her, sorry. When she gets there tell her you have to get something from your room and come back with your lower body naked, holding a knife to your penis, and tell her she has to leave.
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Mar 19, 2015 07:09
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ANY PENETRATION IS RAPE
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Mar 19, 2015 07:11
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low effort repeat joke op 2/5
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Mar 19, 2015 07:13
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Lol 18 year old me sympathizes with you right up to the point where you post this on SA
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Mar 19, 2015 07:14
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Just don't touch her. Girls don't like to be touched.
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Mar 19, 2015 07:16
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Prorat posted:'Sup guys. think ur gay
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Mar 19, 2015 07:19
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a nice anime alone might be more your speed
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Mar 19, 2015 07:21
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Prorat posted:Or maybe it's the perfect opportunity to show her how far gaming has come since Super Mario World? There's this cool game called Rapelay she would probably like
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Mar 19, 2015 07:21
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bitch i did NOT read your post
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Mar 19, 2015 07:22
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Zeike posted:think ur gay
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Mar 19, 2015 07:22
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OP text her and ask will u cum to my pleasure lair thats how u will know if she's serious or no.
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Mar 19, 2015 07:36
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1001567
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Mar 19, 2015 07:58
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Back out of the room meaowing and pretending to be a cat. That way she won't notice your erection.
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Mar 19, 2015 08:14
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god I wish I still worried about that poo poo
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Mar 19, 2015 08:23
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a hole-y ghost posted:You're not good enough for her, sorry. When she gets there tell her you have to get something from your room and come back with your lower body naked, holding a knife to your penis, and tell her she has to leave.
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Mar 19, 2015 08:23
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NightVis posted:clean up a little dont have a nasty bathroom have a couple drinks to relax first try to have a good time its just the two of you if she wants to touch your dilz or vilz she'll probably snuggle up which is likely so stop goonin so hard
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Mar 19, 2015 08:36
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Mar 19, 2015 08:37
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when she knocks on the door, open it and say the following: "i hope you didn't wear panties cuz you won't need them  "
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Mar 19, 2015 08:40
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enraged_camel posted:when she knocks on the door, open it and say the following: holy poo poo you have hosed up opinions on women
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Mar 19, 2015 08:42
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Update Everything was going great til the movie ended. I didn't know what to do next so I pulled out my rare NES games that I keep in acrylic cases and explained the rarities. It was mostly just small talk, I figured since Stadium Events is based on sports she would respond well to it. We did talk about sports because of it, I think it went well. Then... I showed her my Amiibos. She was not impressed that I have TWO golden Marios preordered. Walmart cancelled most preorders of 2 or more but a few of us got passed by. Impressive to me...not so impressive to her... I'm posting from the bathroom right now, I'll give yall another update in a few
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Mar 19, 2015 08:45
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OP here's how it should go: 5 min showing her around 5 min watching the movie X min doing sex stuff
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Mar 19, 2015 08:48
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Prorat posted:Update WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T FLUSH THE TOILET this is your chance to show her what a real man you are
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Mar 19, 2015 08:52
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You're doing fine, op. Just stop worrying. Except about the cleaning part...clean everything
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Mar 19, 2015 09:00
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when in doubt, whip it out
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Mar 19, 2015 09:00
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.lnk to the past posted:when in doubt, whip it out This dude gets it
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Mar 19, 2015 09:01
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Girls like chocolate and wine. They also like confidence and body contact. Chew up a mouthful of chocolate and gargle it with wine. Sit her on the couch and angle her head upward with her mouth open. Regurgitate the wine/chocolate mixture and feed it to her like a bird.
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Mar 19, 2015 09:02
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i'm the op now Sorry to disappoint you guys, but as someone predicted (i before everyone) , i hosed up. Well it's not that something bad happened, more like nothing happened at all. We chatted, laughed, watched the movie (she picked Whiplash) and i still hadn't the courage to do anything. In the end i decided to walk her close to home, and when we were about to part ways, we kinda awkwardly hugged (in the end, she was as embarassed as me), i looked her deep in the eyes but jus couldn't kiss her. She started saynig things like "come on we'll go out together again" and i was blabbing "i'd love to do more than saluting you like a kid, but really i can" like an idiot. And when she left, i almost found the drive to chase her but no, even there i stopped and she was gone. I don't know if i hosed up forever, if she's put me in the closet and locked up, or this is nothing and things will go smoother the next time. I just know i wanted to kiss her for real but was a coward, and now i feel like poo poo. And the worst part is that tomorrow we'll see each other in class. I guess i'll just stay outside and freeze me to death.
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Mar 19, 2015 09:05
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Welcome to the friend-zone OP
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Mar 19, 2015 09:09
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take comfort op. you can write a million dollar script from your tragedy and sell it on hollywood which makes movies like pixel.
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