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Have you been to your public library lately? You can get -Free books -Free movie rentals -Free Internet access  Also many libraries have fun programs and initiatives. One of my favorites is Book Club in a Bag:  And if you're a goony shut-in who hates venturing outside, some libraries offer ebook and music downloads.  Check out your local library's website before you visit. You might be surprised at what your library has to offer! Don't delay, go today!
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Mar 19, 2015 20:25
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do they have porn
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Mar 19, 2015 20:26
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no thanks op, I prefer to jerk off into books in the privacy of my own home.
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Mar 19, 2015 20:27
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sounds terrible, op
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Mar 19, 2015 20:28
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they also double as homeless shelters if your looking for a place to score some heroin
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Mar 19, 2015 20:29
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I already did my morning meat-beat-a-thon
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Mar 19, 2015 20:29
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throw some beers in the bag and i'll go op
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Mar 19, 2015 20:31
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Great place to take a poo poo and bathe out of the sink, or also occasionally give birth
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Mar 19, 2015 20:32
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actually i did go to my local librarty the other day and it was loving amazing so yes in short i unironically support this. i hate hipsters too so dont go there to be a hipster trying to twirl your lovely mustache and take pictures with ur polaroid because gently caress you, just go because there's some cool free poo poo like books and movies and stuff and maybe you will learn something also you might have good architecture in your public library, like the building is very appealing to your brain and you can just sit inside and chill out, man.
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Mar 19, 2015 20:34
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they have vibeo games now
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Mar 19, 2015 20:35
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Isn't that first picture the UoP library from Indiana Jones?
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Mar 19, 2015 20:36
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i used to spend hours in libraries as a kid, and worked in a library during a lot of my university years. i had a researcher card from the library of congress and i sat in the big circular room there while reading big out of print books but now i am busy, and i don't have time. rest in peace.
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Mar 19, 2015 20:37
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shyduck posted:do they have porn Probably not, but check your local library's collection and Internet use policies to be sure. Also consider if you actually want to spank it in a place where you might get arrested for doing so Bro Dad posted:they also double as homeless shelters if your looking for a place to score some heroin Haverchuck posted:Great place to take a poo poo and bathe out of the sink, or also occasionally give birth It depends a lot on the library, but a lot of them are very homeless-unfriendly. They can't *actually* ban homeless people, but they can make rules against stuff like sleeping and having bad BO. Again, check library policy.
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Mar 19, 2015 20:38
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the library in hartford is freaking epic
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Mar 19, 2015 20:39
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i havent been to the albany public library... maybe i should
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Mar 19, 2015 20:40
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Hobohemian posted:Isn't that first picture the UoP library from Indiana Jones? Actually it is a reading room in the New York Public Library
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Mar 19, 2015 20:40
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I enjoy Libraries.
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Mar 19, 2015 20:41
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Mar 19, 2015 20:42
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for those libraries with moving shelves what happens if say you stick a child in between them and compacted them?
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Mar 19, 2015 20:44
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Mar 19, 2015 20:44
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i work in a library! not this one, but i did study there before it got broken
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Mar 19, 2015 20:44
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Yeah I went there. the only thing of note was guys looking really shifty before going into the bathroom and not coming out for a long time.
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Mar 19, 2015 20:44
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The weight of learning.
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Mar 19, 2015 20:45
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my dad is a librarian and iw ant to be a librarian too sometimes
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Mar 19, 2015 20:45
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protip: library is cheaper than getting physical disks from Netflix, and sometimes faster
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Mar 19, 2015 20:46
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Frog Act posted:my dad is a librarian and iw ant to be a librarian too sometimes become a pilot instead
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Mar 19, 2015 20:47
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I go to the library on campus. Its comfy and quiet until the west african dudes show up. Theyre always on their phones talking super loud. Theyre nice guys just kinda retarded and unobservant. #LibraryGripes
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Mar 19, 2015 20:47
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Joke's on you OP, I work at the library, I'm there every day. Agreed, though, goons should join the likes of: -Extremely elderly women taking out large amounts of James Patterson and Nora Roberts poo poo -Said elderly women forgetting to return them on time, and getting pissed off at me for telling them they have massive late fees -Homeless people whacking it in the bathroom stalls -Homeless people whacking it at the computers -Homeless people falling asleep reading the Charlotte Observer -Herds of menopausal women coming at a 5 minutes to close and insisting they all need library cards right this second -People missing a nonzero number of teeth that want to take out the maximum number of DVDs Although ours has an ebook library too, so you literally only have to go there once, then you can download books to your computer or kindle from the comfort of your own goonlair. Your tax dollars are at work
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Mar 19, 2015 20:47
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The Mad Archivist posted:become a pilot instead those are kind of different skill sets though
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Mar 19, 2015 20:48
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imagine reading a book in the year 2015 lmao
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Mar 19, 2015 20:49
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 (from the Yonkers Public Library)
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Mar 19, 2015 20:49
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Frog Act posted:those are kind of different skill sets though it's a much better idea though, and there is going to be a shortage in the medium to long term
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Mar 19, 2015 20:50
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RideTheSpiral posted:imagine reading a book in the year 2015 lmao Yes, imagine how much fun it can be to read a book about something that really interests you
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Mar 19, 2015 20:51
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Pththya-lyi posted:
my local library is overrun by mexicans brandishing globoses
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Mar 19, 2015 20:51
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my friends and i would go to the microfilm section and print out funny things from hundred year old newspapers, like snake oil ads. we had good times.
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Mar 19, 2015 20:51
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The Mad Archivist posted:it's a much better idea though, and there is going to be a shortage in the medium to long term so how can i parlay my history undergrad itno being the next top gun
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Mar 19, 2015 20:51
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Mr. Pumroy posted:my friends and i would go to the microfilm section and print out funny things from hundred year old newspapers, like snake oil ads. we had good times. yo, i fuckin love microfilm. i had dental surgery when working on my thesis and got a big bottle of vicodin and honestly one of my favorite things is getting really chill on ~30mg of vicodin and going through the MF
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Mar 19, 2015 20:52
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Honestly though, I have almost every book I've ever read and like 300 more on my kindle so there's really no point in stepping foot in a library again for the rest of my life.
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Mar 19, 2015 20:52
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one of the things i printed out and then laminated was the big headline from the day after the war of the worlds broadcast that caused a panic. for my teenage rear end it was a way of reminding myself that people have been and always will be dumb. sometimes i wish i could punch my teenage self cuz that's a pretentious way of doing that.
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Mar 19, 2015 20:53
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Frog Act posted:so how can i parlay my history undergrad itno being the next top gun unless you have hosed up eyes it wouldn't be as hard as you think if you do... *sigh* welcome to library grad school
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