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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i never look at other penises so i dont know. what would the smallest penis of all time be?

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Dougie McdDouger
Nov 19, 2014

I do like muffins , but I tango all night long.
Yours.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

maybe, can i see yours?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
like i said i have no idea of scale for a human penis because i have never seen one in my life except mine

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
3inches is pretty lengthy and nothing to be ashamed of. Now 2 inches is really loving tiny.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
noticeably less than medium size penis

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Kuato posted:

3inches is pretty lengthy and nothing to be ashamed of. Now 2 inches is really loving tiny.

huh? wtf

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Smallest penis award goes to psyopmonkey

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Orkin Mang posted:

noticeably less than medium size penis

ummm, wrong thread probably :yikes:

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Full Metal Jackass posted:

Smallest penis award goes to psyopmonkey

ummm

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
its pretty cool how it looks like my dog doesn't have a penis but then he sits down and plop it just sticks right out

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Gatekeeper posted:

its pretty cool how it looks like my dog doesn't have a penis but then he sits down and plop it just sticks right out

yea that is pretty cool

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Go fuckin die op

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

http://davidmfrey.com/2010/10/29/hemingways-lipp-and-fitzgeralds-penis/

quote:

As Hemingway tells it, Fitzgerald invited him for lunch when it was called Michaud’s. “He said he had something important to ask me that meant more than anything in the world to him and that I must answer him absolutely truly,” Hemingway wrote. “I said that I would do the best that I could.”

Fitzgerald’s wife Zelda had apparently been complaining about her husband’s plumbing. “A matter of measurements,” Fitzgerald explained.

The two withdrew to the toilet. Fitzgerald dropped his drawers. Hemingway inspected. “There’s nothing wrong with you,” he concluded. “You look at yourself from above and you look foreshortened. Go over to the Louvre and look at the people in the statues then go home and look at yourself in the mirror in profile.”

“Those statues may not be accurate.”

“They are pretty good,” Hemingway said. “Most people would settle for them.”

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
:siren: I'M making GBS threads MY PANTS :siren:

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Neukoln19 posted:

Go fuckin die op

k

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
the human penis is a myth

Crimson Harvest
Jul 14, 2004

I'm a GENERAL, not some opera floozy!

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

the human penis is a myth

So where did all these goons come from??

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
thank you for your service op

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Nefarious posted:

thank you for your service op

k thanks - need some stats for my charts tho

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

Crimson Harvest posted:

So where did all these goons come from??

space, probably

Dougie McdDouger
Nov 19, 2014

I do like muffins , but I tango all night long.

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

space, probably

Only during lesbian scissoring is a goon conceived.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
so like 8 inches?

Dougie McdDouger
Nov 19, 2014

I do like muffins , but I tango all night long.

dad gay. so what posted:

so like 8 inches?

8.6 inches

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

zen death robot posted:

Where are you measuring from op? This is important

im not, thats the problem :( but i assume from the rim off the rear end in a top hat to the arm)

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

The smallest penis is about the size of a carrot. Which carrot it is, is up to you.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

a hole-y ghost posted:

The smallest penis is about the size of a carrot. Which carrot it is, is up to you.

that carrot analogy really helped me thak you, so i just need some carrots i guess :smile:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

As a man with an 8 inch long, 6.4 inch girth penis, while being 5'7", my disproportionate elephant penis has brought more pain than joy.

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

dad gay. so what posted:

like i said i have no idea of scale for a human penis because i have never seen one in my life except mine

you mean all the guys you ever slept with you never once bothered to look?

just leave the lights on a bit longer next time

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
The smallest Penis is a Hummer, with lift kit, gun rack, oversized tires and truck nutz

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

thats a true homie

he'll go to bat for you and deny that you got a small dick, even to your wife.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

dad gay. so what posted:

that carrot analogy really helped me thak you, so i just need some carrots i guess :smile:
No problem. It's just a simple answer I found out to this question, that not even the best scientists can solve.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
:flaccid:

yoyodyne
May 7, 2007


a hole-y ghost posted:

The smallest penis is about the size of a carrot. Which carrot it is, is up to you.

I thought the average was 4 inches. This is very unsettling.

Dougie McdDouger
Nov 19, 2014

I do like muffins , but I tango all night long.

yoyodyne posted:




I thought the average was 4 inches. This is very unsettling.

She wants the C

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Dougie McdDouger posted:

She wants the C

she has a carrot :confused:

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Orkin Mang posted:

she has a carrot :confused:

Her Cucumber ran off with another...

VendaGoat fucked around with this message at 07:08 on Mar 20, 2015

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