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One time I asked God for a sign, then saw a fireball in the sky like 20 minutes later but that was probably just coincidence since they happen all the time. Have you guys ever asked god for a sign, and been given one?
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Mar 20, 2015 05:12
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yes god told me to post itt and say you suck op
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Mar 20, 2015 05:14
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Gaybee posted:yes god told me to post itt and say you suck op if you won't even capitalize His name, it's obviously a wayward sign from a false god.
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Mar 20, 2015 05:16
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I haven't asked god but have asked a dead relative and received a response it was very spooky op.
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Mar 20, 2015 05:17
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Once I was driving down the road. I was really depressed about my gf breaking up with me, so I was all like "god, give me a sign". Then a stop sign popped up, but I ran through it, so I was pulled over by a cop. The cop found out that I had a warrant for my arrest, so I was sent to the slammer, where my rear end in a top hat was slammed. Then god said "you're gay".
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Mar 20, 2015 05:17
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Someone, somewhere experienced a coincidence and took it to mean something more. loving tard.
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Mar 20, 2015 05:18
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ya
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Mar 20, 2015 05:34
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I did, and it opened up my eyes.
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Mar 20, 2015 05:41
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everything is god. just remember this
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Mar 20, 2015 05:42
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your being itself is the sign if u had the spiritual sense to perceive it
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Mar 20, 2015 05:43
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one time i was walking on the beach and i was with god but when i looked back there was only one set of footprints 
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Mar 20, 2015 05:44
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i asked god for a sign and got a yield sign i stopped but im still not sure what its for
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Mar 20, 2015 05:45
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one time i was going to gently caress some random and asked god, "Oh dear god, if you are out there can you please tell me if this snatch is toxic," then she (the slut i was about to gently caress) vomited all over my cock and i knew that was gods sign to me that this snartch i was about to bone on was tainted so i jerked offer with the vomit and cam on her oval office and i think she (vomit whore) passed out.
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Mar 20, 2015 05:46
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your mom yelled "oh god gently caress me harder" and then I nutted and passed out so ask her maybe
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Mar 20, 2015 05:48
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also she slept in the wt spot
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Mar 20, 2015 05:49
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glowing-fish posted:I did, and it opened up my eyes.
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Mar 20, 2015 05:51
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jackyl posted:your mom yelled "oh god gently caress me harder" and then I nutted and passed out so ask her maybe i nuted on someone once and we all laughed bc she was covered in postachio husk and looked like a turltle lol
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Mar 20, 2015 05:51
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my sexual tastes are getting more and more hosed up the older i get and its like sometimes i worry about where its all gonna end up you know
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Mar 20, 2015 06:24
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Hobo Siege posted:my sexual tastes are getting more and more hosed up the older i get and its like sometimes i worry about where its all gonna end up you know perhaps you should consider some land in a remote location and an underground dungeon.
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Mar 20, 2015 06:25
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I once called someone an unfunny human being and then that guy got banned.
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Mar 20, 2015 06:26
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Hobohemian posted:I once called someone an unfunny human being and then that guy got banned. who was this hrosecocked gentlefaggot
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Mar 20, 2015 06:27
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is it me from the future??!!? cuz thatd blow chunks hobes
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Mar 20, 2015 06:27
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Orkin Mang posted:who was this hrosecocked gentlefaggot It was some dude with an anime nazi av.
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Mar 20, 2015 06:29
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Yes I have and the very next day the council showed up and installed it.
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Mar 20, 2015 06:33
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I'm going to sincerepost in GBS even though it's probably a mistake. My boss is a fanatical fundamentalist, and he's always ragging me because I don't go to church. He told me that I had never felt the spirit not because God had never sent me a message, but because I wasn't listening. He told me that if I went to church with him and his family one time and promised that I'd keep an open mind, that God would send me a message. So I did actually go to church with him (and since he heavily implied that my job depended on it, I put it down on my time sheet as "weekend overtime") and when the pastor had us open up the hymn books to page whatever, the Bible verse on the page was Matthew 6:5. So that really was an authenic message from God or an amazing coincidence, I don't really care.
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Mar 20, 2015 21:11
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god makes lots of things happen like: everything
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Mar 20, 2015 21:13
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I keep asking God to heal an amputee, just one case where an arm or leg grew back over the last 2000 years would do, just to show he exists. So far, he hates the gently caress out of stumpies.
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Mar 20, 2015 21:17
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which god? you mean like the flying spaghetti monster?  you see i dont believe in god because i am an atheist 
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Mar 20, 2015 21:20
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i'll believe in any god or demon who answers my prayers. this is an open letter to all deities, demiurges, djinns, whoever. answer my wishes and i will worship you and offer up my soul.
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Mar 20, 2015 21:21
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I saw a flaming cross in the sky and lolled. I'm atheist you stupid git.
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Mar 20, 2015 21:22
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I asked for a sign in the car and just as I did we passed one that said 50.
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Mar 20, 2015 21:24
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Two weeks ago I asked for Spock, Terry Prattchett and Carrot Top to die before the end of the month, in exchange for my soul. Feeling a bit jipped now to be honest.
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Mar 20, 2015 21:27
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One time a fly was bugging me and I was all, "by the blood of Christ that binds is all, chill out!" And the fly parked his fly rear end and never moved from the spot until he died two days later. All the other student ministers called me lord of the fly. God and I used to be super tight before I figured out he doesn't exist.
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Mar 20, 2015 21:30
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Poetic Justice posted:One time I asked God for a sign, then saw a fireball in the sky like 20 minutes later
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Mar 20, 2015 21:33
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I'll see if it comes true near the end of May.
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Mar 21, 2015 05:27
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Yes, but I ignored it. I only asked God because I wanted him to feel as if He was involved. Just one of those compromises you make in any relationship.
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Mar 21, 2015 05:32
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God saw fit to fit me with a dick. He is always there for you.
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Mar 21, 2015 05:34
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As a kid, I asked God for a sign and not a second later there was this loud, booming thunder. It was pretty awesome and definitely a highlight of my childhood even though I still don't believe in God (sorry God).
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Mar 21, 2015 05:35
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I asked for a sign in highschool around the time I was opening up to the idea of faith. I was raised without religion and had been atheist for a while. Anyway I asked for a sign quietly in my little mind while listening to music or osmething between classes. This cute girl stops me and starts witnessing to me and invites me to dinner and church. Coincidence? No way Jose. I went to that stuff and then I spend the next three years of my life hanging out with charismatic and Pentecostal Christians, which was really crazy and insane. Those people are tripping on invisible drugs 24/7
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Mar 21, 2015 05:37
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God doesnt have time for stupid bullshit like proving he exists to little bitches like humans he's too busy having wicked nasty fisting threesomes w shiva and ganesh
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