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*blows through a red light at a busy intersection because god forbid I stop for anything*
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*is killed by a car, driver gets slap on the wrist*
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Mar 21, 2015 05:38
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Transforms into a 12 year old and races all the other adult office workers on bikes unconsciously every day going to work
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Mar 21, 2015 05:43
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*wearing one of those dumbass walking advertisement getups that I paid for but ain't getting paid to wear*
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Mar 21, 2015 08:54
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*obeys the rules of the road* *uses lights when appropriate* *is courteous and considerate towards pedestrians*
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Mar 21, 2015 08:58
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*pretends not to care that fat people in pickups keep yelling "human being" out their window at me, but secretly it hurts*
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Mar 21, 2015 08:58
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*shaved legs, but somehow a heterosexual man*
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Mar 21, 2015 08:58
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*dies*
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Mar 21, 2015 08:59
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*goes literally 5 miles per hour up a slight incline on a busy road during rush hour* *gets annoyed when cars swerve around me*
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Mar 21, 2015 08:59
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBFFrsvgu1Y
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Mar 21, 2015 09:00
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*wears logo emblazoned cyclist super-suit despite having no sponsors*
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Mar 21, 2015 09:03
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Doppelganger posted:*blows through a red light at a busy intersection because god forbid I stop for anything* this but unironically, your just jelly you cant run reds with impunity bicth
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Mar 21, 2015 09:03
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*looses ability to father children*
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Mar 21, 2015 09:05
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*yells hail satan at the people waiting at the bus stop, one in five hail satan in return*
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Mar 21, 2015 09:06
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*expects to have all of the rights and none of the responsibilities of both a car and a pedestrian at the same time*
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Mar 21, 2015 09:12
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ghetto wormhole posted:*expects to have all of the rights and none of the responsibilities of both a car and a pedestrian at the same time* *gets them*
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Mar 21, 2015 09:29
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*pounds on McDonald's drive-thru window* "I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME TAKE MY ORDER"
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Mar 21, 2015 09:50
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*gets into argument with car drivers on the gbs something awful forums*
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Mar 21, 2015 09:51
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*rides in bike lane as close as possible to the road in skin tight advertisement lycra with a dumb helmet while being smuga s gently caress about everything*
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Mar 21, 2015 09:51
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Well, I guess I'm going to bike home from work now. Might as well put this helmet on before I leave my desk, so that everyone can see me leave the building with my cyclist helmet on. It would be a shame if there was a single person in my office who didn't know I got a DUI a few months ago.
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Mar 21, 2015 09:58
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naem posted:Transforms into a 12 year old and races all the other adult office workers on bikes unconsciously every day going to work this is me
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Mar 21, 2015 10:13
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 this is me
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Mar 21, 2015 11:07
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*Injects steroids right into my only remaining testicle after the cancer*
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Mar 21, 2015 11:09
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*drinks 12 beers and crashes into a rose bush*
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Mar 21, 2015 11:11
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im too cheap to save up for a car. at least it's not a dui.
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Mar 21, 2015 11:20
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Lamebot posted:im too cheap to save up for a car. at least it's not a dui.
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Mar 21, 2015 11:22
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numberoneposter posted:*reluctantly rides a bike to the construction site in work boots and hard hat because of massive DUI* *shouts self-righteously at people on pedestrian crossing*
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Mar 21, 2015 11:57
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Mar 23, 2015 08:53
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*spends $5000 on a mode of transportation that isn't a car*
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Mar 23, 2015 08:57
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*commutes 60 km to work by bike and tracks his car. Enjoys both equally* *has a smug balanced viewpoint and tries not to stress about douchebags in general* 
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Mar 23, 2015 10:00
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*cycles to work and doesn't shower on arrival* *stinks of wet dog and lycra-fermented taint sweat all day* "you car drivers are disgusting 
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Mar 23, 2015 11:49
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i can see ur dick in those bikepants shaun
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Some people just don't understand how important saving the planet is
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