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I started a fake dating profile about a year ago, just to see what it's like to be someone people don't find repulsive. I made up a decent, attractive guy. As soon as the messages started rolling in, I got really depressed and stopped using the account for a few months. It was just too eye-opening, seeing what other people experience. I did eventually get back on the account and saw a recent message from a cute girl who never would've given me a second glance in real life. She was easy to talk to, has had issues with anxiety and depression in the past, and seemed like she liked me as well. We started texting soon after and she sent me a few pics but I haven't sent anything back for obvious reasons. I just tell her my phone camera is busted. It's been about five months now. We tried a phone call once but I chickened out and said my reception where I live is really bad. But we text every day, and it's the only thing I look forward to all day. I know it can't last. I can't hide forever, but our relationship is the highlight of my miserable life. Just knowing some other human out there thinks about me and cares (even if it's not my face she sees) has changed how I feel about my existence. I know I'm a poo poo person for lying to her like this. I know I don't deserve to be with her. I know that I'll probably kill myself when I do lose her because I won't have any reason left to be here. But for now I just want my fantasy. http://np.reddit.com/r/ForeverAlone/comments/2zrvqv/im_catfishing_someone_and_lifes_never_been_better/
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# ? Mar 21, 2015 05:59 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 06:14 |
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And that is why online dating is for suckers
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# ? Mar 21, 2015 06:01 |
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TEAYCHES posted:This is why I just laugh whenever I hear people giving the whole "You're FA because of your horrible personalities!" spiel. I know for a fact women wouldn't have a single problem with my personality if I was hot. The new face and body are pretty much 100% why those women messaged me. Granted, I do lie a lot to her about what I do, my interests, etc. Obviously I'm not going to say I game, fap, and reddit all day. I just make poo poo up to sound more interesting and no one really questions it.
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# ? Mar 21, 2015 06:02 |
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This is why I just laugh whenever I hear people giving the whole "You're FA because of your horrible personalities!" spiel. I know for a fact women wouldn't have a single problem with my personality if I was hot.
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# ? Mar 21, 2015 06:02 |
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Sorry for my english but i really want to share a story it's about a friend (girl) who met a guy at internet, they shared a lot of their time texting/playing/skype call and thing like that, and he send her photos of a really cute boy, after a 1-2 years they met (she went to his city) and she realise that the cute boy wasnt no true (i'm not sure about all detail), but at the end she forgave him and they start to live together.
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# ? Mar 21, 2015 06:04 |
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TEAYCHES posted:This is why I just laugh whenever I hear people giving the whole "You're FA because of your horrible personalities!" spiel. I know for a fact women wouldn't have a single problem with my personality if I was hot. Frog Act posted:The new face and body are pretty much 100% why those women messaged me. Granted, I do lie a lot to her about what I do, my interests, etc. Obviously I'm not going to say I game, fap, and reddit all day. I just make poo poo up to sound more interesting and no one really questions it. No personality plays into it. If he were straight-up honest with everything but how he looks, they'd stop replying after the first couple messages.
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# ? Mar 21, 2015 06:05 |
did anyone watch talhotblond
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# ? Mar 21, 2015 06:06 |
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Feminition posted:did anyone watch talhotblond Did anyone watch you performing as a cute bear at your kindergarten play? No, because your parents hate you and the other parents thought you were such a human being child that they didn't even bother showing up. All the other kids cried that night because their parents didn't show up, you're lucky they were too young and stupid to realize it was your bitch rear end that caused them such misery.
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# ? Mar 21, 2015 06:08 |
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How hard is it to do this? Should I start?
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# ? Mar 21, 2015 06:09 |
JebanyPedal posted:Did anyone watch you performing as a cute bear at your kindergarten play? No, because your parents hate you and the other parents thought you were such a human being child that they didn't even bother showing up. All the other kids cried that night because their parents didn't show up, you're lucky they were too young and stupid to realize it was your bitch rear end that caused them such misery. no but i played one of the toy soldiers in the nutcracker and my rear end got shot and another little girl dragged my lifeless corpse offstage
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# ? Mar 21, 2015 06:10 |
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I told the pizza delivery guy I was a hot girl but he just stared at me for a second and then walked away catfishing is hard
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# ? Mar 21, 2015 06:22 |
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Inevitable posted:I told the pizza delivery guy I was a hot girl but he just stared at me for a second and then walked away Did you have to pay for the pizza
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# ? Mar 21, 2015 06:41 |
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:Did you have to pay for the pizza yeah
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# ? Mar 21, 2015 06:42 |
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:Did you have to pay for the pizza i bet he offered to blow the pizza guy and then he had to pay double
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# ? Mar 21, 2015 06:42 |
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The last episode of catfish the guy ended up being exactly who he said he was he was just shy Riveting stuff
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# ? Mar 21, 2015 07:10 |
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shiksa posted:Sorry for my english but i really want to share a story it's about a friend (girl) who met a guy at internet, they shared a lot of their time texting/playing/skype call and thing like that, and he send her photos of a really cute boy, after a 1-2 years they met (she went to his city) and she realise that the cute boy wasnt no true (i'm not sure about all detail), but at the end she forgave him and they start to live together. this happened to me except when i went to meet them it turned into hostel. im dead now
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# ? Mar 21, 2015 07:12 |
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op just come clean and say something like "i know i screwed up and youll probably never date me but can we still keep txting each other at least because youre really awesome blah blah"
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# ? Mar 21, 2015 07:53 |
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I can't believe nobody has made a romantic comedy with this premise. Adam Sandler makes a fake dating profile and a hot chick is interested in him. They meet, but he has to get into hilarious shenanigans so she won't see he's lying, so he pretends he was burned and wears toilet paper over his head because you don't use toilet paper for burns LOL.
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# ? Mar 21, 2015 08:43 |
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Isn't that Cyrano De Bergerac except with burns
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# ? Mar 21, 2015 20:27 |
You don't have to be hot to get a date just not the bottom of the barrel, but I'm guessing that guy/girl weighs as much as 5 normal people, smells awful, and has no self esteem, and they clearly have some huge emotional/mental issues, and their day consists of masturbation, video games, and reddit... the only thing worse than that would to be a goon.
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# ? Mar 21, 2015 20:34 |
The funny thing is there is like an 80% chance her pictures are a year or two old any she has put on 100(s) pounds since. There is also like a 10% chance it is a dude doing the same thing as you but using a girl profile. Really who would text for months without meeting but a fake.
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# ? Mar 21, 2015 23:30 |
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What pictures did he use for the fake profile
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# ? Mar 21, 2015 23:34 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 06:14 |
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a buddy catfished someone with my pictures and then confessed everything to me and so i had to go out and have sex with the person because bros before hos
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