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that's why you are supposed to fail all of them that and the fact that they're complete idiots who can't complete the simplest tasks without handholding
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It's really the foreign med students who cheat on all of thier exams and get special treatment that are underqualified. As long as you have a white male doctor you'll be fine. They didn't need affirmative action to get in to med school so they know their stuff.
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Mar 22, 2015 01:42
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Irony.or.Death posted:that's why you are supposed to fail all of them One of my friends will just automatically bump high B+s to A-s so that the premeds will stfu and leave her alone.
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Mar 22, 2015 01:45
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If your doctor's brown, get ready to frown.
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Mar 22, 2015 01:49
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*hands smell like fixed cadaver juice for days*
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Mar 22, 2015 01:51
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If your doctor smells like curry, begin to worry.
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Mar 22, 2015 01:53
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redshirt posted:I don't know about the rest of you but I'm gonna be a doctor just to covertly fuel my opiate addiction. Pfft. Get a masters in nursing. Pharmacy keys + no pesky oaths on not using your sweet science for evil. Also, you can work part time as an RN while you get your degree, so you're not financially hosed going out the gate.
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Mar 22, 2015 03:31
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This whole drat island is covered in nutmeg and commies Or I ruined the last season of "Scrubs"
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Mar 22, 2015 03:36
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*does cocaine*
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Mar 22, 2015 04:32
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lol my dad is rich as hell, ive never worked a day in my life, and when im finished you retard plebs will all think im a genius paragon of virtue because of what you see on tv
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Mar 22, 2015 04:53
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My wife is a doctor and one of the nerds in her med. school class said that he was inspired to get his doctorate because he was a big Star Trek fan and he thought it'd be fun to be a ship's doctor in real life. I guess the joke is on everyone else, though, since the military paid for his education while everyone else has to deal with 250k worth of loans :/
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Mar 22, 2015 06:58
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The SALT PLEASE PASS THE SALT
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Mar 22, 2015 09:58
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I'm gonna work hard and achieve some goals. Become a surgeon and save some lives. Women are going to be really impressed by my money and morals and I'll settle down with a really nice woman with a 4 year degree she'll use to raise our children as a stay at home mom. Everyone around me is going to think I'm great because I make a lot of money and provide for my wife and kids. *Achieves goals, dies loved*
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President Kucinich posted:I'm gonna work hard and achieve some goals. Become a surgeon and save some lives. Women are going to be really impressed by my money and morals and I'll settle down with a really nice woman with a 4 year degree she'll use to raise our children as a stay at home mom. Then your children die in poverty because everything including surgery is done by machines.
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Mar 23, 2015 08:45
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my parents hang around with a lot of doctors and all of them: do a shitload of drugs, and are profoundly miserable and lovely people
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Mar 24, 2015 20:48
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babypolis posted:my parents hang around with a lot of doctors and all of them: do a shitload of drugs, and are profoundly miserable and lovely people well i spent a year in the hospital and this isnt even remotely the case, get hosed
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Mar 24, 2015 20:55
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every interaction with a nurse or doctor has been mostly positive with few exceptions; they were empathetic and invested in their jobs and worked their loving asses off dealing swith some crazy rear end poo poo. i may have been lucky, i dunno, but keep making sweeping generalizatons about crap and poop suck my dick
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Mar 24, 2015 21:06
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babypolis posted:my parents hang around with a lot of doctors and all of them: do a shitload of drugs, and are profoundly miserable and lovely people Pretty much this. Doctors are some of the biggest assholes you will ever meet. Especially surgeons. Also speak to some of them candidly and they will tell you that going to med school was the worst mistake of their life. Some of them are narcissists with a god complex, but I think it's more just that they hate their jobs and their lives. President Kucinich posted:I'm gonna work hard and achieve some goals. Become a surgeon and save some lives. Women are going to be really impressed by my money and morals and I'll settle down with a really nice woman with a 4 year degree she'll use to raise our children as a stay at home mom. Most of them go through multiple divorces and their families end up resenting them because they're never there. And when they are around they're huge dickheads. There are better ways to provide for a family. Medicine is a miserable job with good pay. Dick Fagballzson fucked around with this message at 21:16 on Mar 24, 2015 |
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babypolis posted:do a shitload of drugs, and are profoundly miserable and lovely people I've hung around with a lot of successful people and that's true for most of them, not just doctors. They get this crazy drive and ambition when they're young and then later in life they realize it all sucks (subconsciously at least) and it's not worth the stress and dealing with other lovely people (because money makes you lovely 90% of the time) and they start drinking or doing drugs and yeah they're not very happy.
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Enfield posted:every interaction with a nurse or doctor has been mostly positive with few exceptions; they were empathetic and invested in their jobs and worked their loving asses off dealing swith some crazy rear end poo poo. i may have been lucky, i dunno, but keep making sweeping generalizatons about crap and poop suck my dick i never said they were bad at their jobs. in fact they are really good thats why they can afford all those drugs Dick Fagballzson posted:Pretty much this. Doctors are some of the biggest assholes you will ever meet. Especially surgeons. Also speak to some of them candidly and they will tell you that going to med school was the worst mistake of their life. Some of them are narcissists with a god complex, but I think it's more just that they hate their jobs and their lives. lol when i was a kid i wanted to be a doctor and my best friend dad, who was a doctor, strait up told me it would be the worst decision of my life
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Dick Fagballzson posted:Pretty much this. Doctors are some of the biggest assholes you will ever meet. Especially surgeons. Also speak to some of them candidly and they will tell you that going to med school was the worst mistake of their life. Some of them are narcissists with a god complex, but I think it's more just that they hate their jobs and their lives. become a nurse instead, work 36 hrs/week with full benefits and make nearly 6 figures, actually have a social life
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mucocele posted:Question. Are you an official doctor once you graduate medical school? How come Scully always called herself a doctor when she never really practiced and went right into the FBI? kinda. you're just not licensed in any specialty so you really can't practice.
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Devil Wears Wings posted:become a nurse instead, work 36 hrs/week with full benefits and make nearly 6 figures, actually have a social life lmbo. what kind of nurse makes these kind of wages who isn't a unit manager or a nurse practitioner?
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Professor Shark posted:Any time not spent at the hospital or school is spent sleeping it's me. i'm this guy.
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Moridin920 posted:I've hung around with a lot of successful people and that's true for most of them, not just doctors. Wait so not working excessive overtime and being satisfied with mid tier income actually has the potential to make you happier, long term? I was raised with the idea that if you're not busting you're rear end, you're going to be vindictively destroyed by those who are.
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Mar 25, 2015 02:49
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:you must not have gone to a good law school then, like me. (although I do agree about drain on society part) I've said it before, and I'll say it again: this sovereign citizen stuff might be closer to the truth than we are willing to admit.
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opus111 posted:*Learns how to save the lives of children born with genetic deficiencies, sacrifices their youth and health in the search of the knowledge to help cancer-ridden people live more comfortable and rewarding lives, ends up slicing up droopy tits and pumping them full of plastic for the coin*
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Mar 25, 2015 03:19
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*finds other junkie doctor* *writes scrips for each other*
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Devil Wears Wings posted:become a nurse instead, work 36 hrs/week with full benefits and make nearly 6 figures, actually have a social life more full of poo poo than a neglected bed pan
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5-HT posted:lmbo. what kind of nurse makes these kind of wages who isn't a unit manager or a nurse practitioner? l&d nurse in California 
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