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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Hair Force One?
The Mane Attraction?
A Cut Above?

So many choices.

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root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

Curl Up and Dye

Heehee Hartlocks
Feb 9, 2012

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
your mom's place. she's actually really good at styling modern hairstyles






she's also good at having sex!

smilingfish
Sep 18, 2012

fuck you i am smart
*insert pun on the word *shear* here*

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

BossRighteous posted:

Curl Up and Dye

lol that's really good.

StabMasterArson
May 31, 2011

Cutting Crew

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
Cut the Crap

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Imma open a waxing salon called Bush Master

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

Help me Ronda (where Ronda is the stylist)

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Unnecessarily Expensive

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

BossRighteous posted:

Curl Up and Dye

This reslly is top tier

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

I didn't come up with it. It may have been on Miss Congeniality I think.

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

Not that I've seen that, uh, you're mom told me.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

smilingfish posted:

*insert pun on the word *shear* here*

Sheer Delight

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
Redshirt Sucks

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx

BossRighteous posted:

Curl Up and Dye

I've seen one with that name before

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

gently caress hair

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Perms 'n such

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

Xtrem Xtenshinz

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Blind Boys With Big Blades

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

Pussy Boy Roy's Wet Mops and Crop Tops

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
Faydz

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
thHAIRrapist

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

Not a Drug Front.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Chicks with Snips

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Covered in Perm

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

Snip off da Tips

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

Sweet Tea posted:

Covered in Perm

lol

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
FagCuts

YerAuraBoresMeAlice
Dec 26, 2005

There is a local salon that I drive by and cringe every time I see their sign. "Hairwaii".

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




The Chop Shop.

Also the front for my car theft ring. Planning on pleading not guilty by reason of irony if I ever get caught.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Hot Scissoring

Email Address
Sep 11, 2004

Don't mess with STAR WARS KID
Prime Cuts: Barber and Butcher.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Hairy Potter's

Soylent Yellow
Nov 5, 2010

yospos
There's one near me called British Hairways.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
my finest work

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser
Hair Apparent

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Get Your Hair Did

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
This Isn't Really a Hair Salon but a Front for Gay Sex, Inc.

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