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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


And the snot nose pimpled nerd taking your order just giggled at you for asking for a large sausage.

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JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
i go to the pizza place and kill him for disrespecting me

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

And the snot nose pimpled nerd taking your order just giggled at you for asking for a large sausage.

Idiot.

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



I bring my Hanzo steel and we settle it in the parking lot

F hole
May 13, 2008

*ask delivery guy who's taking orders
*ask what car he drives
*poo poo on hood of car
*plug tailpipe with large sausge

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
"Nevermind i'm calling dominoes"

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

And the snot nose pimpled nerd taking your order just giggled at you for asking for a large sausage.

Fat

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
Sir why are you rubbing your balls on my pizza.

ThePeavstenator
Dec 18, 2012

:burger::burger::burger::burger::burger:

Establish the Buns

:burger::burger::burger::burger::burger:
I find out who he is and follow him home and leave him an upper-decker

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Tsinava posted:

"Nevermind i'm calling dominoes"

*everyone tries to stop you*

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
I tell everyone to stfu and order a delicious stuffed pretzel crust pizza veggie pizza

fakeaccount
Jun 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

ThePeavstenator posted:

I find out who he is and follow him home and leave him an upper-decker

Does the turd that comes out while uppderdecking resemble the size and shape of a large sausage?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
Summer sausage rules. Whats the matter? got not no crackers and mustard to eat it with?

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

The Rage posted:

I bring my Hanzo steel and we settle it in the parking lot

Im sure he will bring his aswell.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
he work at pizza place

his life is already bad i win

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
id like a large sausage rite now

mm mm yeah yeah

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
i need to ask for large cuz i ready know you got small, motherfucka

ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:


There's a lot of horrible people in this very thread that even care what someone answering phones at a pizza place thinks about them.

Lets think this through: You order a big sausage pizza (like the porn). The guy on the phone laughs for a second because of the reference then composes himself. He puts your order in. The pizza gets delivered. You pay, then you eat the pizza.

Yep, totally dehumanizing.

Order online if you're so much of a sperg that you can't realize and deal with a funny situation.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Yo kid I want a Big Sausage Pizza

gorki
Aug 9, 2014
thawthage

ThaGrandCow posted:

There's a lot of horrible people in this very thread that even care what someone answering phones at a pizza place thinks about them.

Lets think this through: You order a big sausage pizza (like the porn). The guy on the phone laughs for a second because of the reference then composes himself. He puts your order in. The pizza gets delivered. You pay, then you eat the pizza.

Yep, totally dehumanizing.

Order online if you're so much of a sperg that you can't realize and deal with a funny situation.

i like that u offer the op advice for how to deal with similar situations in future, ThaGrandCow. i think u could be an (albeit v sassy!!) S.A. Forums agony aunt! :coffeepal:

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
dude the extra large is only like 3 dollars more

Pebergehund
Jan 21, 2010

I start taking a shower. Hopefully I will I can get it done quickly so I can be dry and fully dressed when the pizza guy arrives

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
yeah i want you to come right now

what the gently caress is so funny?! I made a simple goddamn request

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

fucker no wonder he's laughing you're just stuttering "um, none pizza sausage left, ha ha pocket spaghetti"

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i end up disappointed that they bring me a pizza

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012


______________/_________________________________________________________________________

Dalivery Ghuy!

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Professor Shark posted:


______________/_________________________________________________________________________

Dalivery Ghuy!
Big Sausage Pizza
DRIVER

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d0s
Jun 28, 2004

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