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youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp

NakedWithCandy posted:

doobies dog. Big and juicy!

I would probs rethink that nickname. That's just me tho

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
My copy of Cardinal Richelieu was a misprint - anyways that's how I got circumcised.

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

Plafop posted:

Very hard to actually be "too big" in my opinion.

I have had difficulty getting into women before (even having one no go on a 5 footer), been told I was too big, regularly hit the top of vaginas (girls don't like that), been told I was well endowed by literally all 10 sexual partners I've had, and never had to worry about dick size ever.

Basically, BIG, but not too big. 7.5-8in.

hth

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

RaySmuckles posted:

I have had difficulty getting into women before (even having one no go on a 5 footer), been told I was too big, regularly hit the top of vaginas (girls don't like that), been told I was well endowed by literally all 10 sexual partners I've had, and never had to worry about dick size ever.

Basically, BIG, but not too big. 7.5-8in.

hth

yeah same for sure

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
my superb grasp of differential equations more than makes up for my tiny weener when it comes to wooing the ladies

youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp

RaySmuckles posted:

I have had difficulty getting into women before (even having one no go on a 5 footer), been told I was too big, regularly hit the top of vaginas (girls don't like that), been told I was well endowed by literally all 10 sexual partners I've had, and never had to worry about dick size ever.

Basically, BIG, but not too big. 7.5-8in.

hth

You're big enough to cause physical pain, but never worry about that? That seems a little insensitive.

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

RaySmuckles posted:

I have had difficulty getting into women before (even having one no go on a 5 footer), been told I was too big, regularly hit the top of vaginas (girls don't like that), been told I was well endowed by literally all 10 sexual partners I've had, and never had to worry about dick size ever.

Basically, BIG, but not too big. 7.5-8in.

hth

yeah totally agreed. boy howdy do women not like being 'bottomed out' :mmmhmm:

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
the owner of the worlds largest penis is a white goon



13.5 inches apparently/ 34 centimeters

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I took my penis out for dinner last night and it kept rubbing up against the inside of my thigh under the table. I'm not really good with picking up "signs" but I think that means it's into me right?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

RaySmuckles posted:

I have had difficulty getting into women before (even having one no go on a 5 footer), been told I was too big, regularly hit the top of vaginas (girls don't like that), been told I was well endowed by literally all 10 sexual partners I've had, and never had to worry about dick size ever.

Basically, BIG, but not too big. 7.5-8in.

hth

pics or it didn't happen

youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp
I'm unaware of any proven way to gain inches, but I do know that you lose an inch of dick for ever 30 lbs you gain. Something for the longies to consider.

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

Zzulu posted:

the owner of the worlds largest penis is a white goon



13.5 inches apparently

I watched this interview where he said people only wanted him for weird stuff and nobody stuck around. Kind of sad.

youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp

cthulusnewzulubbq posted:

I watched this interview where he said people only wanted him for weird stuff and nobody stuck around. Kind of sad.

He can't even get fully erect :(

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XjkFUWoRQG8

pls help little donny

FunkyFlashman
May 10, 2013

youre wife posted:


- penis maggots and other infections



This is stupid you are stupid this thread is stupid

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

FunkyFlashman posted:

This is stupid you are stupid this thread is stupid
Don't be sad bb here is a palate cleanser
:nws:http://i.imgur.com/TnQ4Z04.gif

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

a hole-y ghost posted:

Don't be sad bb here is a palate cleanser
:nws:http://i.imgur.com/TnQ4Z04.gif

meh. maggots only eat dead flesh

youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp

a hole-y ghost posted:

Don't be sad bb here is a palate cleanser
:nws:http://i.imgur.com/TnQ4Z04.gif

I really admire your collection :)

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

a hole-y ghost posted:

Don't be sad bb here is a palate cleanser
:nws:http://i.imgur.com/TnQ4Z04.gif

those are the biggest sperms ive ever seen

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Jesus christ dud ewhat the gently caress. Why would you link something like that??

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
as a big dick haver i feel it is important to warn my fellow bigdaddies to be careful not to accidentally pull it all the way out and miss going back in. if this happens, seek medical attention immediately, your ho will probably still be cumming, so you will have to do this on your own

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

a cop posted:

Jesus christ dud ewhat the gently caress. Why would you link something like that??

that something is rather...awful???

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

cthulusnewzulubbq posted:

I watched this interview where he said people only wanted him for weird stuff and nobody stuck around. Kind of sad.

I watched an interview where he said he loved to wear ridiculously tight pants so people could see his bulge

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

Zzulu posted:

I watched an interview where he said he loved to wear ridiculously tight pants so people could see his bulge

that seems self evident

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



gonna let my penis do the typing from here on itt

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



hji ghuyss ::

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Why am I not surprised that goons know exactly who the person with the biggest cock is, but also have baseball card-like tidbits about his persona to share with others?

youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp

Ratjaculation posted:

hji ghuyss ::

Hi ratjaculation's peener!

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Big Beef City posted:

Why am I not surprised that goons know exactly who the person with the biggest cock is, but also have baseball card-like tidbits about his persona to share with others?

llolk

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

"Yo, you watch the interview about the world's biggest cock?"
I totally did!
"Seems tragic yo!"
Indeed!

*can't stop thinking about huge flaccid cocks*

youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp

Ratjaculation posted:

hji ghuyss ::

What's up? How's it hanging?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Orkin Mang posted:

those are the biggest sperms ive ever seen
lol

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Big Beef City posted:

"Yo, you watch the interview about the world's biggest cock?"
yeah, it was called Big Beef City

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

youre wife posted:

He can't even get fully erect :(

I always wondered about that- you would need A LOT of blood to get erect, right? One of John Holme's girlfriends said that he was never really hard, just semi erect.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

youre wife posted:

What's up? How's it hanging?

short, shriveled, and always to the left

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
get an erection and immediately pass out

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



youre wife posted:

What's up? How's it hanging?

itts [pretry good thjanbks. jusrt thinjking bour giurls, and ypu/

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

a hole-y ghost posted:

yeah, it was called Big Beef City

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

Big Beef City posted:

"Yo, you watch the interview about the world's biggest cock?"
I totally did!
"Seems tragic yo!"
Indeed!

*can't stop thinking about huge flaccid cocks*

it was in the latest issue of Spin






ha

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
how about everyone posts me up a photo of their hot dick!

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