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Imagine if you had no mommy or daddy. That would suck. Christmas would just be another day of the year because nobody would love you.
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Mar 23, 2015 12:43
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give me somehtnig to cum on
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Mar 23, 2015 12:44
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Imagine having one of those bone diseases that makes everything turn into bone. You poo poo and you just poo poo a turd-shaped bone. You try to work out but your muscles are just bone. Also you're an orphan so no one cares when you turn into a gay dead bone statue.
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Mar 23, 2015 12:45
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circ dick soleil posted:give me somehtnig to cum on
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Mar 23, 2015 12:47
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a hole-y ghost posted:I never wear sweaters. They're always too hot and if it's cold I'd rather just wear a jacket on top of normal clothes. Thats why if I get a sweater as a christmas gift it's gonna get sticky and its gonna get stiff. try cutting off the bottom half of the body part before wearing it
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Mar 23, 2015 12:49
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I already tried cutting off the bottom half of the body part and I had to go to the hospital for that. Im not going to try that again sorry.
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Mar 23, 2015 12:50
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We are all Lowtax's orphans children.
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Mar 23, 2015 12:54
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I like to think of Lowtax as a watchmaker
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Mar 23, 2015 12:59
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a hole-y ghost posted:I already tried cutting off the bottom half of the body part and I had to go to the hospital for that. Im not going to try that again sorry. you could also try tucking the bottom half up into the top half and use a clothespin to keep it in place
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Mar 23, 2015 13:00
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circ dick soleil posted:you could also try tucking the bottom half up into the top half and use a clothespin to keep it in place
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Mar 23, 2015 13:02
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Being an orphan child would be tough, because the other bigger kids would single you out and kick you in the shins, also they would destroy your self esteem by making you do the truffle shuffle.
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Mar 23, 2015 13:10
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If you try to eat in the cafeteria and the other kids know that you are an orphan, the big kids will come to your table and then push your milk carton over so it spills. All the other kids will try to sit at your table and pound their fists while you eat, bang bang bang. bang bang bang. so that while you are eating your tater tots fly up into your face and ruin your complexion.
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Mar 23, 2015 13:14
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Ive watched Friends and phoebe seemed fine so idk what youre talking about OP, it's probably not all that sad
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Mar 23, 2015 13:17
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When you sit down in the classroom the kids will tell your teacher that you are an orphan and your teacher will say this to you: welcome to cold reality it is hard but you will need to learn this lesson. and then your teacher will take away all your pencils and erasers and your money.
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Mar 23, 2015 13:17
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a hole-y ghost posted:Being an orphan child would be tough, because the other bigger kids would single you out and kick you in the shins, also they would destroy your self esteem by making you do the truffle shuffle. *thinks* maybe if i do the truffle shuffle fast enough, and good enough, they will begin to like me over time. circ dick soleil fucked around with this message at 13:20 on Mar 23, 2015 |
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Mar 23, 2015 13:17
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:Ive watched Friends and phoebe seemed fine so idk what youre talking about OP, it's probably not all that sad
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Mar 23, 2015 13:18
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Positives: Wouldnt have to buy gifts. Wouldnt have to bury your parents. Would be self dependant/sufficient from an early age. Negatives: No parents. Im sure theres far more positives to list.
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Mar 23, 2015 13:19
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Rapman the Cook posted:Positives:
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Mar 23, 2015 13:21
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Here's another negative, and it's being illiterate because you did not have any mommy or daddy to read you bedtime stories or any stories at all, there was no one to tuck you into a warm bed and kiss your forehead good night, instead you shivered and cried alone every night in the cold dirt and tried not to die.
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Mar 23, 2015 13:25
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being an orphan owns parents are poo poo gently caress you mum gently caress you dad gently caress you aunt jodie
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Mar 23, 2015 13:25
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imagine having your brain ruined by years of pointless visual and audio stimulation to the point where you can't imagine anything
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Mar 23, 2015 13:27
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"please sir, could I have some more" *dies*
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Mar 23, 2015 13:37
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circ dick soleil posted:Imagine if you had no mommy or daddy. That would suck. Christmas would just be another day of the year because nobody would love you. If you're older than 16, Christmas should just be another day of the year.
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Mar 23, 2015 14:08
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if 19th century literature is to believed, this would probably mean getting a mysterious inheritance sometime in my formative years so being an orphan probably owns is what im saying
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Mar 23, 2015 14:18
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:If you're older than 16, Christmas should just be another day of the year. Sometimes I dress up as Santa. I'm not fat enough yet but I'm a pretty good actor and I'll get fatter the longer I post here so I'll just get better every year.
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Mar 23, 2015 14:23
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imagine being orphan black 
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Mar 23, 2015 14:26
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i know an orphan he changed his name to cloud lol
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Mar 23, 2015 14:36
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Nation posted:i know an orphan he changed his name to cloud lol His parents are in a better place now and really hope he won't follow.
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