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Fergus Mac Roich posted:I only learned from being in a long rear end relationship that most women you see on the street who are "not wearing makeup" are wearing makeup designed to make them look like an attractive person who isn't wearing makeup
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Fifty years from now it will either be normal for women to go out without makeup or for men to wear makeup but I'm not sure which it'll be.
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Mar 24, 2015 04:33
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How do you feel about men using makeup? I sometimes get blemishes. Everyone does. A little concealer didn't hurt no one! 
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Mar 24, 2015 04:35
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When will it become acceptable for men to stuff their pants? I'm uh, asking for a friend.
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Mar 24, 2015 04:40
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I'm only burned about the face, chest, head, breast, and neck area. A little makeup conceals everything.
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Mar 24, 2015 04:40
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Apply makeup to your genitals, attract a superior mate during Reproduction Dome
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Mar 24, 2015 04:41
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coloncalamity posted:Fifty years from now it will either be normal for women to go out without makeup or for men to wear makeup but I'm not sure which it'll be. The latter has been true for about 40 years now
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Mar 24, 2015 04:42
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I like fake everything - lots of makeup, fake tits, heels, artificially white teeth, extensions, nails, spanx, antidepressants, and orgasms
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Mar 24, 2015 04:43
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SpicyMeatSandwich posted:I like fake everything - lots of makeup, fake tits, heels, artificially white teeth, extensions, nails, spanx, antidepressants, and orgasms
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Mar 24, 2015 04:46
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SpicyMeatSandwich posted:I like fake everything - lots of makeup, fake tits, heels, artificially white teeth, extensions, nails, spanx, antidepressants, and orgasms don't forget anus bleaching
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Mar 24, 2015 04:48
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gnarlyhotep posted:don't forget anus bleaching Well that's just good hygiene
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Mar 24, 2015 04:50
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TEAYCHES posted:i dont get it. a person should be attractive without painting their face. bright candy red lips and colors everywhere is weird and gross If I wanted to date a clown I would've went to clown school
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Mar 24, 2015 04:54
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jarvis cocker posted:rainbow game rainbow parties always seemed like a bum deal for the violet girl. it's finally your turn and you gotta try and coax an orgasm out of a soggy limp dick, and you only got like the top half to work with. that seems like a position you'd give to the fat girl on the cheer squad, sitting on the couch reapplying her lipstick and waiting for mister seven-cum to pay a visit.
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Mar 24, 2015 04:56
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VendaGoat posted:When will it become acceptable for men to stuff their pants? the traditional elegance of the cod piece
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Mar 24, 2015 04:58
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I Am A Robot posted:wait you're gay? Op is gay, don't trust his opinion on hot women.
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Mar 24, 2015 04:59
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Stik3 posted:If I wanted to date a clown I would've went to clown school That's stupid just go to the circus or rodeo, wow.
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Mar 24, 2015 05:02
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Harvey Mantaco posted:That's stupid just go to the circus or rodeo, wow. well I'll be damned, Harv I haven't seen you around here in a long time, welcome back!
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Mar 24, 2015 05:04
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gnarlyhotep posted:I'm only burned about the face, chest, head, breast, and neck area. A little makeup conceals everything. Hello? Is that the burn man? What about the large furniture
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Mar 24, 2015 05:05
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were you the rear end in a top hat who wore makeup every day to clown school like a pretentious prick?
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Mar 24, 2015 05:05
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i dunno i kinda understand it, it really does make you look better. if it was socially acceptable for a dude to wear it i would probably do so every once in a while
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Mar 24, 2015 05:35
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SpicyMeatSandwich posted:I like fake everything - lots of makeup, fake tits, heels, artificially white teeth, extensions, nails, spanx, antidepressants, and orgasms This but unironic. Fake titz are the bees knees, op.
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Mar 24, 2015 06:12
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i like a real titty, with all the nerve endings unpestered. i want her to appreciate my baboonesque groping.
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Mar 24, 2015 06:14
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some people like attractive people ymmv
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Mar 24, 2015 06:27
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Mar 24, 2015 06:47
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It's so they can leave a lipstick smear on the glass-ceiling that no one actually seriously cares about.
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Mar 24, 2015 06:47
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Mar 24, 2015 06:49
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Make up is pretty terrible. My bro is dating a real seahag, and whenever she takes her make-up off her face looks like a mixture of that moon from Majora's Mask and our own lunar surface. It is so bad, another friend of mine refers to her as, "fuckface". Your skin needs to breath, make-up is the antithesis of allowing your pores to breath and your skin, over time, shall reflect this.
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Mar 24, 2015 06:52
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NurhacisUrn posted:Make up is pretty terrible. My bro is dating a real seahag, and whenever she takes her make-up off her face looks like a mixture of that moon from Majora's Mask and our own lunar surface. It is so bad, another friend of mine refers to her as, "fuckface". That's all very well but does she look hot when she's got the gunk pasted on?
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Mar 24, 2015 06:54
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opus111 posted:That's all very well but does she look hot when she's got the gunk pasted on? Yeah her face looks good, but the rolls of fat where she stores gallons of domestic beer, diet Mountain Dew, and hotdogs sort of diminish the package. Make-up does work wonders, but it is a drat lie. Very rarely is the false shellac of make-up greater than what is underneath. Make-up won't hide a truly ugly face, like a horse eating an apple through a picket fence.
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Mar 24, 2015 06:59
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NurhacisUrn posted:Make-up won't hide a truly ugly face, like a horse eating an apple through a picket fence. Alcohol and a light switch will
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Mar 24, 2015 07:01
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If you want to fake sick at work, wear less and less makeup leading up to the day you want to pike out early, then tell your boss you have bird flu and leave early and take the next few days off. No one will question it.
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Mar 24, 2015 07:10
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I like to make my face a flat, matte white. Like a corpse sorta, but a sexy, cool corpse with a lot of black all around her eye sockets. To highlight my discolored teeth? Glad you asked. I simply never wear lipstick. The contrast between my weird skin that surrounds my mouth and the teeth within is, in a word, striking.
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Mar 24, 2015 07:20
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criscodisco posted:Because girls who haven't gotten all tarted up are a blight and painful to look at.
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Mar 24, 2015 07:23
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I.C. posted:I like to make my face a flat, matte white. Like a corpse sorta, but a sexy, cool corpse with a lot of black all around her eye sockets. im into this
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Mar 24, 2015 07:33
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i like girls with featureless faces. the other day on the trian i saw a girl who looked like an n64 texture, it was so hot
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Mar 24, 2015 07:39
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i've got face blindness so every girls face is a featureless nothing as a slide through life wihtout really knowing anyway
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Mar 24, 2015 07:43
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katlington posted:im into this PM me. I have ~all~ of my eyebrows now.  I mean both.
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Mar 24, 2015 07:43
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Nathilus posted:also the trite Ra-Eye is hot as gently caress idgaf what anyone else thinks. x100000000
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Mar 24, 2015 07:44
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if the Bible says it, it must be so
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i like makeup but only if it's like alt girl makeup, not some mainstream poo poo, yeah like ra eye stuff that's ok, but like glitter in the eye lid naw
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