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logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.
i was just sitting here browsing the forums and i got the taste of cum in my throat

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I don't remember what cum tastes like

HOT! New Memes
May 31, 2006




It's probably just some cum

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
I don't know what cum tastes like.

slicing up eyeballs
Oct 19, 2005

I got me two olives and a couple of limes


a ghost jizzed in your mouth op :ms:

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


you probably have a salivary stone (caused by all the cum you drink entering your salivary glands and solidifying)

Fargin Icehole
Feb 19, 2011

Pet me.

Jonesy posted:

a ghost jizzed in your mouth op :ms:

shouldn't this be in the paranormal section?

Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004
logically it's a phallus

youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I don't remember what cum tastes like

Aw. That's sad. Here this will help

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3708291

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
You don't understand nutrition

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Close your mouth when you jerk off, idiot lol

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

don't click this link.


also, op eats cum

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Demonachizer posted:

I don't know what cum tastes like.

Poor dude. Has it been that long a dry spell? I can relate I guess. Once I carried the ring and after awhile I couldn't remember the taste of pure water, the heat of the sun on my back, or the feel of grass against my feet~

ASL? I might be able to help you remember.

youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp

Waltzing Along posted:

don't click this link.


This guy doesn't want you to find love. Don't listen.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

youre wife posted:

This guy doesn't want you to find love. Don't listen.

listen to me. not this poseur

youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp

I bet you're not even British

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


OP, you're supposed to use mouth wash after sucking some dicks.

Fastball LIVE in concert
Jul 10, 2010
Cum eater, better you than me.
Cum eater, gently caress police brutality!
Cum eater, I know your momma's grieving,

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

mouth haunted by the ghost of dead sperms.

youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp

Sweet Tea posted:

mouth haunted by the ghost of dead sperms.

Stay safe sperm ghost

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
I always swallow tranny cum. All the hormones have me feeling good for days.

Stik3
Jan 28, 2015

From President of the colonies to this.

Told Two Times posted:

I always swallow tranny cum. All the hormones have me feeling good for days.

you should stick to drinking vinegar instead

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Deathface posted:

Cum eater, better you than me.
Cum eater, gently caress police brutality!
Cum eater, I know your momma's grieving,

What a thrill
With darkness and silence through the night
What a thrill
I'm searching and I'll melt into you
What a fear in my heart
But you're so supreme! *brass band blares*
I give my life
Not for honor, but for you (Cum Eater)
In my time there'll be no one else
Crime, it's the way I fly to you (Cum Eater)
I'm still in a dream, Cum Eater

Weird BIAS
Jul 5, 2007

so... guess that's it, huh? just... don't say i didn't warn you.
a hardened cum ball melting in the mouth

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

if it tastes like cum and smells like cum, its cum.

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

it's not cum, it's just man juice.

pixelbaron
Mar 18, 2009

~ Notice me, Shempai! ~
someone just cummed on ur grave op

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


that's pretty awesome OP Im jealous

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Vorik posted:

it's not cum, it's just man juice.

The Man juice

:cumpolice:

Fastball LIVE in concert
Jul 10, 2010

Nathilus posted:

I give my life
Not for honor, but for you (Cum Eater)

*climbs ladder of dicks that goes on forever*

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Nooner posted:

Close your mouth when you jerk off, idiot

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

ghost of jizzmas past

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

Jonesy posted:

a ghost jizzed in your mouth op :ms:

youre wife posted:

Stay safe sperm ghost

Sweet Tea posted:

ghost of jizzmas past

spiky butthole
May 5, 2014
So that's where my jizz went.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

as an experimental teen i came in my own mouth several times, so i have the upper hand when girlfriends complain.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

lol you been kssing your mother after i visited her, op? :D

mikerock
Oct 29, 2005

stop reading fyad

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
I stopped time and masturbated into your mouth then ran away and restarted time OP

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RennZero
Oct 10, 2007

"Get in."
What does cum taste like anyway? My ex just said "kinda salty". She was not very descriptive, but she did seem to like it. :wiggle:

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