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Leave it at that.
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 04:11 |
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sexism
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 04:16 |
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Sexism
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 04:16 |
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We'll just assume that the sexism is ironic.
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 04:21 |
Let's leave it and get on with things.
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 04:28 |
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Porkchop Weebottoms has no respect for the Skull, it's not like his royal tooter was that important to him!
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 05:16 |
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A close vote, but our hero eventually yields to his baser nature.quote:
Thanks for weighing in, Ophelia! We've got only one option here, so we're going to plow right on ahead. Whenever you pick a Yorick skull option, you'll run into another one on the very next decision screen. quote:
Every hero has a fatal flaw, and scholars will tell you that Hamlet's fatal flaw is inaction. But this being a CYOA, we decide how much action our protagonist takes or doesn't take at any given moment. Should we get started with the murdering, or should we follow in Hamlet Sr.'s footsteps? Pittsburgh Lambic fucked around with this message at 04:10 on Jun 5, 2015 |
# ? Apr 23, 2015 13:50 |
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Remember, kids, insulting one member of a group is the same as insulting every member of that group! Clearly these folks are masters of both literary criticism and social niceties. Since it's not clear here, Ghost Dad is accusing Gertrude of being adulterous with his brother Claudius before his death and helping plan (or at least cover up) his murder. Even so, he tells Weebottom to leave her alone and only punish Claudius. "Pernicious" would be entirely correct in context. The next line is "O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain!" which is equally accurate, assuming the allegations are true. So, if you insult a woman when you believe she's committed evil acts, you're sexist against all women, according to this story. Get our Weebottom in gear and shank the king! Added Space fucked around with this message at 14:29 on Apr 23, 2015 |
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Remember, kids, women can be anything! Even scientists like this one holding test tubes! But not evil. That would be sexist. I eagerly await the next volume, "A Tale Told By an Idiot", in which we learn that Lady Macbeth is the hero. Time to kill
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 15:03 |
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Kill
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 15:48 |
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Kill dat king!
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 16:44 |
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It might just be the overpowering aura of , but I can't say I've seen anything to be impressed with so far. Especially not in light of The YAWGH, which seems to have pursued a similar aesthetic, but managed to be both charming and not insufferable. And let's kill now, we're bound to break free of the railroading if we try hard enough, right?
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 19:01 |
Definitely get on with the killing. Also I liked the ghostsplosion ending so as long as endings like those are sprinkled in enough it's not completely irredeemable (just mostly).
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 20:01 |
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Added Space posted:Remember, kids, insulting one member of a group is the same as insulting every member of that group! Clearly these folks are masters of both literary criticism and social niceties. Huh. I had never read that bit as the ghost accusing Gertrude of a co-conspirator. Shows what I know. Let's see what Ryan North knows about assassinating kings in their own palaces! quote:
What a nice summary of all the acts that our hero performed as the result of a single decision! Porkchop Weebottoms is now King of Denmark and everything works out wonderfully for him for the rest of his life. Congratulations! It looks like choosing to be a man of action worked out pretty well for him. Before we get back to him, we'll see how Yorick's been doing and whether it's time to maybe try giving Kid Hamlet a different nickname! Last time on Poor Yorick, Kid Hamlet was given the name Porkchop Weebottoms, which was popular with everybody except him and resulted in Yorick's head getting lopped off. Should we try giving him a different nickname, or should we try avoiding getting into a situation where we have to choose a nickname for an emotionally unstable child-prince in the first place?
Pittsburgh Lambic fucked around with this message at 04:10 on Jun 5, 2015 |
# ? Apr 24, 2015 14:02 |
Let's see how the timeline where little Porkchop likes the hammer works out.
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# ? Apr 24, 2015 14:49 |
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Yeah, see... This is where I'm honestly starting to think they're just being lazy. Is there any good reason we couldn't have done some of that, maybe get caught if we didn't do it right? Heck, or we couldn't have chosen to have Shakespeare in our Shakespeare, gone all Lady Macbeth about it? This does not look promising for route changing leading to fewer immediate dead-ends. But let's see how he likes being The Hammer. D3m3 fucked around with this message at 15:15 on Apr 24, 2015 |
# ? Apr 24, 2015 15:12 |
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The Hammer
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# ? Apr 24, 2015 17:44 |
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Yorick thinks long and hard about what nickname to give Kid Hamlet. Kid Hamlet is a very stern little prince, barking out orders at Yorick and threatening him with death all the time. Why, there was even that one time Kid Hamlet ordered Yorick to make nothing but fart sounds for the rest of his life. It's all coming into some sort of pattern. Yorick makes his decision. quote:>>Go back<< Congratulations! Yorick has been accepted as Prince Hamlet's court jester, and spends the rest of the life entertaining Prince Hamlet with things other than constant flatulence! Yorick then dies in ignominious fashion! Congratulations, Yorick! You've won! We've completed Poor Yorick! As had been mentioned before, it's a pretty short gamebook and gets itself over with quite quickly. Now that it's done, we can get right back to To Be or Not To Be and see if we can make that story last a bit longer than Poor Yorick di-- quote:
Hold that thought... Pittsburgh Lambic fucked around with this message at 17:26 on Apr 26, 2015 |
# ? Apr 25, 2015 16:39 |
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It's a good life, accept it
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 16:44 |
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Pittsburgh Lambic posted:Huh. I had never read that bit as the ghost accusing Gertrude of a co-conspirator. Shows what I know. Let's see what Ryan North knows about assassinating kings in their own palaces! Well, to be fair, like most things in Hamlet it's implied instead of stated. However, based on Hamlet's reaction it's what he derives from Ghost Dad's raving. The only other thing Ghost Dad mentions about his wife is that he's unhappy she married Claudius - and lil' Hammer already knew that.
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 17:00 |
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You get the sense that the Ghost still bears a great deal of love for his wife. He tells Hamlet to leave her out of it. Now that he's dead, he's discovered her infidelity but can't quite accept it. My reading is that Hamlet is under no such illusions, and probably suspected something was up earlier. But he also kind of jumps to that conclusion fairly quickly. (Of course it could also be that he tells Hamlet to leave her out of it simply because she's his mother, and he doesn't want to put that task on him. He never really cared for his brother.) As for Yorick, let's see if we can get the Marine Biologist ending. It's not over until we decide it is.
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 19:06 |
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It's not over till the Fat Lady Sings and I have yet to see a single Fat Lady in this gamebook
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 19:11 |
Let's see where refusing to end quite so fast takes us.
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 07:54 |
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Yorick's thought long and hard about this and he's just not going to accept that this could be the end of his story. He's going to summon up every ounce of his willpower in order to keep the story going.quote:>>Go back<< Oops. Yorick, you are such a disappointment. Away with you! Let's check back into To Be or Not To Be and hope that it still exists. Admittedly, though, I would have been interested to read about some of the adventures that Hamlet and Yorick had together. Where we left off, Hamlet chose to be a man of action and made the decision to murder Claudius, which led to him doing 30 things in rapid succession, which Rebecca Clements politely chronicled for us in the form of a single illustration. But can the story be made to last a little bit longer and end on a less underwhelming note?
Also, now that we've made it to the end state of Poor Yorick, there's less for us to do over there in future runs. Additionally, there are some concerns about To Be or Not To Be and how it's written, namely Ryan North's expectation that we'd read it with our fingers jammed up into all the pages so we can go back whenever we want to. This is likely why he inserted so many "gotcha" surprise endings. To account for this, I'm going to try something new: Hamlet has been given two extra lives. This means that the first two times we hit an ending, we'll automatically be pulled back to the decision screen where we made the choice that led us to an ending, and immediately try a different option chosen at random. This may be adjusted later, particularly due to some of the weirder "minigame" sequences in the book, where a bad decision early on wrecks you a long ways down the line. Also, to help with tracking our progress through To Be or Not To Be, Hamlet has been given a map! The resolution is pretty massive, so brace yourself if you bring it up to full-res. Kickstarter backers above a certain tier got an 18x24 poster that illustrates, in flowchart form, all of the decisions in To Be or Not To Be. The app and game both include it in the image galleries, though it's just barely too low-res to be readable. I'm using a scan of the poster that I cleaned up a bit, and blanked out everything we haven't yet seen. I'll update this periodically to reveal more and more of the structure as we uncover new stuff. The fully-revealed image has a lot of void spaces, as well as arrows running all over the place and crossing over each other, so trying to determine whether some decision leads to an ending based on the shape of the poster can be misleading. The blue bits you see crossing over one of the lines are one such example, as well as the arrow stretching all the way from the top to the start of King Hamlet's story. Yep. We have a long way to go. Pittsburgh Lambic fucked around with this message at 17:54 on Apr 26, 2015 |
# ? Apr 26, 2015 17:21 |
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Be Ophelia. Thanks for all the good work you're putting into this LP!
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 18:52 |
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Option 3, let's start Weebottoms off the right way.
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 19:02 |
Start Hamlet from the top.
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 19:09 |
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This time, we're going right back to the character select screen and picking Hamlet. This wins us a new achievement right away!quote:
Meet Hamlet, everyone! While Ghost Dad's afterlife adventures were mostly about wandering around and committing various acts of spectral terrorism and no one being able to do anything about it, Hamlet's all meat, bones, and mortal coil. He also whines a lot, unlike his dad, and it looks like he wants to go back to his dorm room in Wittenberg and sulk. Or is he too depressed to even make any moves in that direction? Pittsburgh Lambic fucked around with this message at 04:11 on Jun 5, 2015 |
# ? Apr 27, 2015 03:35 |
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Let's get out of here.
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 04:01 |
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Porkchop Weebottoms wants to go back to School.
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 04:03 |
Schools are better than castles anyway.
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 04:41 |
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In the words of Rodney Dangerfield in Back to School, "Do not go gentle into that good night".
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 15:43 |
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Let's just wait around and see how this plays out.
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 16:59 |
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School is for losers
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# ? Apr 28, 2015 00:21 |
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Hamlet decides to get the hell outta dodge. Yorick's bleached skull agrees.quote:
Porkchop Weebottoms immediately forgets he wants to get the hell outta dodge and throws a shitfit. He can either be passive-aggressive about it and probably post an E/N thread titled "My weird uncle usurped me and he's loving my 60 year old mother right now" later, or he can be a crybaby. This is why we keep calling him Porkchop Weebottoms. Pittsburgh Lambic fucked around with this message at 04:12 on Jun 5, 2015 |
# ? Apr 28, 2015 03:24 |
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Only true goon fashion. "You're not my real dad!"
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# ? Apr 28, 2015 03:29 |
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Porkchop Weebottoms Don't Listen to someone not his real dad.
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# ? Apr 28, 2015 03:34 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2015 03:53 |
My father is dead!
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# ? Apr 28, 2015 04:24 |
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Can't get more goony than this.
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