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Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

feedmegin posted:

I am actually British irl. Turns out it owns.

What is day to day life like in Britain?

# ? Mar 24, 2015 20:59

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 00:47

Nic Cage dick cage: Jun 23, 2009; Lipstick Apathy

feedmegin posted:

I am actually British irl. Turns out it owns.

Oh I say, good show that chap. Now, how about a quick bumming behind the bike shed?

# ? Mar 24, 2015 21:00

gorki: Aug 9, 2014

Hector Beerlioz posted:

What is day to day life like in Britain?

whole country smells weird

like school dinners

# ? Mar 24, 2015 21:00

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

oncearoundaltair posted:

*has vocabulary which consists 100% solely of tabloid headlines and TV ad catchphrases from 2004*

Stop giving me evils!

# ? Mar 24, 2015 21:19

Nic Cage dick cage: Jun 23, 2009; Lipstick Apathy

Rambling Robot posted:

Stop giving me evils!

calm down dear it does exactly what it says on the its only a simples commercial tin.

# ? Mar 24, 2015 21:21

feedmegin: Jul 30, 2008

Hector Beerlioz posted:

What is day to day life like in Britain?

Mostly it involves rain.

# ? Mar 24, 2015 21:21

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Do British ppl actually care about following alcohol unit recommendations?

# ? Mar 24, 2015 21:25

Beige: Sep 13, 2004

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Do British ppl actually care about following alcohol unit recommendations?

lol

# ? Mar 24, 2015 21:25

Nic Cage dick cage: Jun 23, 2009; Lipstick Apathy

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Do British ppl actually care about following alcohol unit recommendations?

*facebook post by generic fat arsed British woman ' we're here for a good time not for a long time' *

# ? Mar 24, 2015 21:27

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Do British ppl actually care about following alcohol unit recommendations?

no, this is why there is still something called a class society in 2015.

# ? Mar 24, 2015 21:27

Roy: Sep 24, 2007

Oh dearie me it's quite rainy today isn't it like always isn't it oh yes hahahaha quite

quote:

Despite its reputation as being a rainy city, London receives less precipitation (with 601 mm (24 in) in a year), than Rome (at 834 mm (33 in)), Bordeaux (at 923 mm (36 in)), Toulouse (at 668 mm (26 in)), and Naples (at 1,006 mm (40 in) per year).

# ? Mar 24, 2015 21:45

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

*Moves to Australia, complains about the tea*
*Moves to America, complains about the tea*
*Moves to Canada, complains about the tea*
*Moves to India, complains about the tea*

# ? Mar 24, 2015 21:46

gorki: Aug 9, 2014

Roy posted:

Oh dearie me it's quite rainy today isn't it like always isn't it oh yes hahahaha quite

seems like this really is the conversation people of a certain age have with every stranger and casual acquaintance tbh

# ? Mar 24, 2015 21:53

feedmegin: Jul 30, 2008

ElGroucho posted:

*Moves to America, complains about the tea*

Well yes, your tea is poo poo. What the gently caress is this Liptons nonsense.

# ? Mar 24, 2015 22:30

Sic Semper Goon: Mar 1, 2015; Eu tu?; Switchblade Switcharoo

"I'mma chav, innit? Ain't worked in ma life, have ah? Lager and fruit machines."

*Beats baby mother and bastard child to death, get a week in prison and a stern talking to.*

EDIT: Accuracy.

Sic Semper Goon fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Mar 24, 2015

# ? Mar 24, 2015 23:17

Riot Bimbo: Dec 28, 2006

feedmegin posted:

Well yes, your tea is poo poo. What the gently caress is this Liptons nonsense.

tea is for pouring into a gallon jug that's more than 50% ice and then pouring about a cup of sugar into. you don't need gourmet grass leaves for that

# ? Mar 24, 2015 23:36

Whorelord: May 1, 2013; Jump into the well...

hemophilia posted:

tea is for pouring into a gallon jug that's more than 50% ice and then pouring about a cup of sugar into. you don't need gourmet grass leaves for that

nuke ~~america~~ the south

# ? Mar 25, 2015 00:33

Horniest Manticore: Nov 23, 2013; Hello, you!; Lipstick Apathy

Whorelord posted:

nuke ~~america~~ the south

nah, nuke the whole thing

# ? Mar 25, 2015 00:38

TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

the british are the only nationality i feel embarrassed for

# ? Mar 25, 2015 00:39

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

quote:

Blowing from a gun is a method of execution in which the victim is typically tied to the mouth of a cannon and the cannon is fired.

Arguably, the nation most well known to have implemented this type of execution was the British Empire, in its role as paramount power in India, and in particular as a punishment for native soldiers found guilty of mutiny or desertion.

pip pip tally ho

# ? Mar 25, 2015 00:48

Rapacity: Sep 12, 2007; Grand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vltYki-OxJw
beer goggles

# ? Mar 25, 2015 03:42

unlimited shrimp: Aug 30, 2008

Shut it, sunshine. Yer nicked.

# ? Mar 25, 2015 03:54

Axetrain: Sep 14, 2007

*Is staggeringly drunk at all times*

# ? Mar 25, 2015 04:09

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3: Nov 15, 2003

*builds empire on shocking racism*

*loses empire by shocking racism*

# ? Mar 25, 2015 04:31

Cynical Tyrant: Jan 30, 2006; How dare you speak to me of the crunch! You know nothing of the crunch. You've never even been to the crunch!

oi a chav nicked me mobile

# ? Mar 25, 2015 04:41

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

form an orderly queue

# ? Mar 25, 2015 04:42

Sic Semper Goon: Mar 1, 2015; Eu tu?; Switchblade Switcharoo

Cynical Tyrant posted:

oi a chav nicked me mobile

"An' thar's nowt yew canst do about et!"

*Tips Burberry cap.*

# ? Mar 25, 2015 04:53

Coohoolin: Aug 5, 2012; Oor Coohoolie.

oncearoundaltair posted:

Somewhere in the west of Scotland a guy walks into a baker's shop and points to an item on the shelf -

Guy: "is that a donut or a meringue?"
Shop assistant: "no, you were right the first time, it's a donut"

you totally hosed this up

# ? Mar 25, 2015 05:03

Divine Styler: Apr 8, 2005; quantum mechanic

Oi, you want some stepped on coke and dirt weed mixed with bacy?

# ? Mar 25, 2015 05:06

EmperorFritoBandito: Aug 7, 2010; by exmarx

hemophilia posted:

tea is for pouring into a gallon jug that's more than 50% ice and then pouring about a cup of sugar into. you don't need gourmet grass leaves for that

Anybody putting sugar in my iced tea will have bad things happen to them

# ? Mar 25, 2015 05:15

Freestyle: Sep 2, 2014; by R. Guyovich

*has invaded, subjugated, or exterminated more people than anyone, ever*
*gets an entire nation addicted to opium just to maximize profits*
*half the women in the capital city of the world spanning empire are forced into prostitution to keep from starving*
*is convinced he is the most sporting and gentlemanly race on the planet*

# ? Mar 25, 2015 06:13

Nic Cage dick cage: Jun 23, 2009; Lipstick Apathy

Coohoolin posted:

you totally hosed this up

how come, big man?

# ? Mar 25, 2015 06:15

opus111: Jul 6, 2014

been saving this thread thinking it would be funny and illuminating. it was actually quite bad.

# ? Mar 25, 2015 06:18

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

british people are selfish and evil.

# ? Mar 25, 2015 06:24

Cynical Tyrant: Jan 30, 2006; How dare you speak to me of the crunch! You know nothing of the crunch. You've never even been to the crunch!

Sic Semper Goon posted:

"An' thar's nowt yew canst do about et!"

*Tips Burberry cap.*

u cheeky basta'd

# ? Mar 25, 2015 06:35

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

ElGroucho posted:

*Moves to Australia, complains about the tea*
*Moves to America, complains about the tea*
*Moves to Canada, complains about the tea*
*Moves to India, complains about the tea*

*complains*

# ? Mar 25, 2015 08:43