What if Lowtax is Skynet?

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > What if Lowtax is Skynet?

Hingehead: Nov 24, 2013

He doesn't die in a match with Uwe Boll. He has no emotions, can't be bargained with, can't be reasoned with, can't be cucked. What if Lowtax is really Skynet and somethingawful is the skynet's hive network already hooked up to worldwide military defense systems. How else do you explain NSA going after Lowtax for terrorist threats? It also got me thinking what if the goons jesting about terrorist threats and hating america are really skynet in disguise, attempting to start a nuclear war with the world? Why else would Somethingawful have a grenade as its logo? It's a symbol for war!