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ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
blind people don't wipe! They stink and they're not human

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Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
so as a community we've come to the conclusion that blind people aren't actually people at all

or posses some sort of sonar which us normies can't even begin to comprehend

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx

mng posted:

Tactile differences between wipes. A couple of safety wipes, and then a smell test.

This isn't difficult

Assuming that all or even a healthy majority of blind people have working hands and noses is ableism, I think some apologies are in order

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

:page3:

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
how do blind people look at goatse?

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
you could create a 3d printed version of goatman and jam that in their face

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
No I have it under very authority that kirk johnson will show up to an address you ask him to so the blind person can feel his gaping butt

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
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GAGGED
op used attention tag!!!!!!

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



they check the toilet paper by tasting it, OP

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

How would helen Keller be in a stall and deal with being out of toilet paper?

ninotoreS
Aug 20, 2009

Thanks for the input, Jeff!
the moral of this story: being blind sucks

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

ButteCysts posted:

op used attention tag!!!!!!

super mario batali
Aug 1, 2013

Dice-a the Mushroom
Grimey Drawer

ButteCysts posted:

op used attention tag!!!!!!

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

jackyl posted:

how do blind people look at goatse?

braille

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

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