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psyopmonkey posted:As a human being I think you should change your gross rear end avatar. stop it psyop
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OP clearly sleeping. An insomniac sleep in he own bed a shameful insomniac
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Mar 26, 2015 08:04
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lol 2nd page poster 2x in a rowamityville anus posted:Thanks to obummer not legalizing it and clogging the doctors office I gotta wait 2 months to see the doctor to get my weed card and in that time I will have a real job dealing with retards all day. what kind of hellhole do you live in shits a 50 dollar payment and 30min wait here. 
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Mar 26, 2015 08:05
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I.C. posted:If you aren't a big drinker this would work. okay if you're a big drinker then 3-5 shots either way, no one is immune to sedatives
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Mar 26, 2015 08:07
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*Need to get a good night's sleep for an important day at work tomorrow* Brain:"I'm not tired! I'm not tired! Let's just lay here in the dark, wide awake with thoughts whirling through your head and worry about not sleeping!" *gets to alarm clock time...* Brain:"Uuuuurrrgh! So exhausted! I'm so... exhausted! I need to go to sleep immediately and get 8 hours in. What do you mean we need to get up and go to work: we're completely unprepared for that now!" loving brain.
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Mar 26, 2015 08:08
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MOOBS! posted:lol 2nd page poster 2x in a row I live in a shithole called the real world. Could use the T break anyways.
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Mar 26, 2015 08:11
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amityville anus posted:I live in a shithole called the real world. Could use the T break anyways. no need to be rude jeeze i was gonna offer you mad bud
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Mar 26, 2015 08:12
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I'm not trying to be rude thanks for the offer though. I'm just really short tempered because I quit smoking weed and I'm on all this booze and tobacco and it doesn't work like weed does.
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Mar 26, 2015 08:14
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The answer was in the title this whole time…wow.
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Mar 26, 2015 08:18
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I.C. posted:The answer was in the title this whole time…wow. loving only makes men E: tired MOOBS! fucked around with this message at 08:24 on Mar 26, 2015 |
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Mar 26, 2015 08:21
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melatonin always made me groggy the next day
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Mar 26, 2015 08:22
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If you wanna feel like poo poo tomorrow just chug a bunch of cough syrup and have cool dreams instead of wasting the effort with melatonin
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Mar 26, 2015 08:25
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Locker Room Zubaz posted:melatonin always made me groggy the next day If you take 3x the recommended dosage things usually work out.
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Mar 26, 2015 08:25
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amityville anus posted:If you wanna feel like poo poo tomorrow just chug a bunch of cough syrup and have cool dreams instead of wasting the effort with melatonin melatonin also gave me crazy dreams...
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Mar 26, 2015 08:26
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just smokes fake weed
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Mar 26, 2015 08:27
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uG posted:just smokes fake weed ever tried bananadine bro *hands you a clo ve cigarette*
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Mar 26, 2015 08:36
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A significant quantity of the hormone serotonin is released during male ejaculation. Enough ejaculate, and you have yourself the most powerful natural sedative on the planet. Or you can download a natures melody app.
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Mar 26, 2015 08:37
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Fiend posted:A significant quantity of the hormone serotonin is released during male ejaculation. Enough ejaculate, and you have yourself the most powerful natural sedative on the planet. gonna spray sleep all over this bitch
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Mar 26, 2015 08:38
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MOOBS! posted:gonna spray sleep all over this bitch I was thinking you can kneel in a kiddie pool while getting drenched in natural, wholesome sleep. Oh my god I can never get sleep out of my hair 
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Mar 26, 2015 08:39
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MOOBS! posted:gonna spray sleep all over this bitch Cum all over a rag and huff it. CumHuff.org!
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Mar 26, 2015 08:40
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CumBoarding. A subsidiary of WaterBoarding. Copyright of Defense Intelligence Agency.
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Mar 26, 2015 08:41
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psyopmonkey posted:Cum all over a rag and huff it. realtalk don't do this because cum smells like bleach and is probably dangerous to your olfactory
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Mar 26, 2015 08:42
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sperm diggin into your sinuses all day like moles
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Mar 26, 2015 08:43
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amityville anus posted:Thanks to obummer not legalizing it and clogging the doctors office I gotta wait 2 months to see the doctor to get my weed card and in that time I will have a real job dealing with retards all day. got my weed card in like 20 mins the other day lol
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Mar 26, 2015 08:43
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iF1LHqkKDl0
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Mar 26, 2015 08:43
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Moridin920 posted:got my weed card in like 20 mins the other day lol right? motherfuckers drinking and huffing cum legally but weed gets you time
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Mar 26, 2015 08:44
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I have never smelled bleach-smelling cum. Is this like a cilantro thing? I'm beginning to think it is.
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Mar 26, 2015 08:45
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Fiend posted:Enough ejaculate, and you have yourself the most powerful natural sedative on the planet. I am now going to start saving my seaman over the course of the next several months. Once I have a large amount I will use my chemistry set to concentrate and boil it down into a potent liquid I will then convert into powder. With that powder I will fill a dozen empty pill capsules (taking them at a specific time of night each night) and over the course of 12 days document the effects on my sleeping patterns. If I can prove the pill to be effect I could become a self made millionaire.
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Mar 26, 2015 08:46
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Bowlcutbarricade posted:I am now going to start saving my seaman over the course of the next several months. Once I have a large amount I will use my chemistry set to concentrate I had a dream about you last night.
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Mar 26, 2015 08:47
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I.C. posted:I have never smelled bleach-smelling cum. Is this like a cilantro thing? I'm beginning to think it is. for real? im beginning to think im like the toxic avenger or something
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Mar 26, 2015 08:48
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I've never had a negative weed experience outside of being discriminated against in a drug test for a job. Even the time i got pulled over after smoking a joint in my car I just cracked jokes with the cop and got let off with a warning.
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Mar 26, 2015 08:49
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Bowlcutbarricade posted:I am now going to start saving my seaman over the course of the next several months. Once I have a large amount I will use my chemistry set to concentrate jesus is this something i can buy off the darkweb?
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Mar 26, 2015 08:49
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MOOBS! posted:jesus is this something i can buy off the darkweb? In 6-7 months once I get the formulation down you may find it there. However, if you spill this secret out to the masses I can't be held responsible for what might happen to you.
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Mar 26, 2015 08:54
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MOOBS! posted:for real? im beginning to think im like the toxic avenger or something He has a mop. Do you have a mop? You may, but also maybe you just think you smell like bleach and really you don't.
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Mar 26, 2015 08:56
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I.C. posted:I had a dream about you last night. About my cum? or me?
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Mar 26, 2015 08:57
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Bowlcutbarricade posted:In 6-7 months once I get the formulation down you may find it there. However, if you spill this secret out to the masses I can't be held responsible for what might happen to you. Any free sample of the fresh product???
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Mar 26, 2015 08:58
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I.C. posted:He has a mop. Do you have a mop? You may, but also maybe you just think you smell like bleach and really you don't. no i just wipe it off with a hand towel or some toiler paper or something but it smells like bleach cmon guys who else has cum that could make whites whiter
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Mar 26, 2015 09:01
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Bowlcutbarricade posted:About my cum? or me? About the guy in your picture. We were having a discussion about chicken strips and he/you kept kissing girls while they were all still eating. I was a little grossed out by this display, but everyone was really personable so I didn't say anything.
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Mar 26, 2015 09:03
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Judging by the color of the sock it makes your whites yellower. E: browner if you're in it for the long haul.
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honestly guys please smell your cum sometime- i take medication and i need to know if my poo poo is alright or if im contaminating areas/people
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