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Borneo Jimmy
Feb 27, 2007

by Smythe
I don't really have any strong opinions about Quentin Tarantino, Django Unchained was disappointing though.

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Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
:firstpost:

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Adding scenes of people making GBS threads would vastly improve most movies. Frankly not having such scenes ruins my immersion!

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
Ratatouille was a gross rear end movie with a rat that cooks. Who came up with the idea and had the powers approve it. How about a movie about a homeless man with open sores on his hands and snot running down his beard who is in reality a gynecologist. Sounds like a great idea.

KonigRasnake
Mar 20, 2014

Simply trying to enjoy some lemonade and magic-head.
I really think the Tomb Raider movies showcased the puzzle-solving of the games well.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I just ate 3 tacos in 3 minutes

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
Nearly everything Armond White says is the truth.

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

goodfellas isnt the greatest movie ever made

Drunk Tomato
Apr 23, 2010

If God wanted us sober,
He'd knock the glass over.

Tony Homo posted:

Ratatouille was a gross rear end movie with a rat that cooks. Who came up with the idea and had the powers approve it. How about a movie about a homeless man with open sores on his hands and snot running down his beard who is in reality a gynecologist. Sounds like a great idea.

Muppets Take Manhattan had a family of rats that cooked and bathed in the soup and walked on butter and poo poo

But also

There was a hot babe :eyepop:

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
birdman was a bad movie and its gimmicks were poorly executed

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
i can't watch mask because that kid is just too loving ugly yuck

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
inception was overrated piece of garbage for retards

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
50 shades of grey needed a period scene

SilkyP
Jul 21, 2004

The Boo-Box

citizen kane was the citizen kane of bad movies

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

cthulusnewzulubbq posted:

i can't watch mask because that kid is just too loving ugly yuck

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
2012 was a good movie

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot

cthulusnewzulubbq posted:

i can't watch mask because that kid is just too loving ugly yuck

How about the fact that Cher is an idiot.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Cock farts n shits, big farts n shits coming out of a gay butt, gay butt splarting, toots blasting out like a foghorn, poo poo is immense, dookie the size of the Eiffel, motherfucker screaming, turd monster too big for him to handle, poo poo all hanging out the booty hole like a worm poking out of soft brown dirt, poo poo is screaming, little chunklets of diarrhea shattering out n squealing n wheezing as they flutter and blast all over the place, bathroom totally wrecked.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Xaris posted:

inception was overrated piece of garbage for retards

every coen brothers movie is complete poo poo except maybe millers crossing

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


freddy gets fingered was a good movie

Drunk Tomato
Apr 23, 2010

If God wanted us sober,
He'd knock the glass over.

JebanyPedal posted:

Cock farts n shits, big farts n shits coming out of a gay butt, gay butt splarting, toots blasting out like a foghorn, poo poo is immense, dookie the size of the Eiffel, motherfucker screaming, turd monster too big for him to handle, poo poo all hanging out the booty hole like a worm poking out of soft brown dirt, poo poo is screaming, little chunklets of diarrhea shattering out n squealing n wheezing as they flutter and blast all over the place, bathroom totally wrecked.

Yeah I've seen OP's home movie too

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

JebanyPedal posted:

Cock farts n shits, big farts n shits coming out of a gay butt, gay butt splarting, toots blasting out like a foghorn, poo poo is immense, dookie the size of the Eiffel, motherfucker screaming, turd monster too big for him to handle, poo poo all hanging out the booty hole like a worm poking out of soft brown dirt, poo poo is screaming, little chunklets of diarrhea shattering out n squealing n wheezing as they flutter and blast all over the place, bathroom totally wrecked.

Paul Blart 3

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

Pretty much all of Kurosawa's films could have used a little more graphic violence. Especially Yojimbo and The Hidden Fortress.

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


harrison ford should star in the next indiana jones movie

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

Tony Homo posted:

How about the fact that Cher is an idiot.

post your unpopular opinion

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Crash_N_Burn posted:

Pretty much all of Kurosawa's films could have used a little more graphic violence. Especially Yojimbo and The Hidden Fortress.

I agree w/ this even though the movies are already great.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Lawrence of Arabia is kinda boring.

HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal
Vanilla sky is a great movie and is better than the spanish movie it's based on

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Shrek turned me gay.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Lawrence of Arabia is kinda boring.

and the acting is bad

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
Super hero movies suck

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
Terminator 2 was a racist, misogynistic hate film that only hosed up perverts and tranny dick sucking gays would watch

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I'm tired as hell man should go to bed.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib

JebanyPedal posted:

I'm tired as hell man should go to bed.

bbbuuuttt you gotta bitch some more about Pillars of Eternity!?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Jeff Sichoe posted:

bbbuuuttt you gotta bitch some more about Pillars of Eternity!?

If by bitch you mean lay down the heady truth yes.

Post Alone
Mar 29, 2010

Nagato posted:

birdman was a bad movie and its gimmicks were poorly executed

this also martin scorsese is a poop director who makes poop movies and he should eat poop

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib

JebanyPedal posted:

If by bitch you mean lay down the heady truth yes.

yes that is was i meant ur int value must be very high to read minds like that sir

i mean suck my fat nuts fuckaaaa

Cymbal Monkey
Apr 16, 2009

Lift Your Little Paws Like Antennas to Heaven!
The town's economy was improved by what's-his-name's death in It's A Wonderful Life.

Vertigo is a loving mess of sloppy writing, subplots that go nowhere, forgotten mysteries that exist just so Hitchcock can waves his arms about going "LOOK, MYSTERY IS HAPPENING!", banal composure and horrendous pacing.

Casa Blanca is really boring, just in general.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
the good guy making the bad guy literally explode at the end of the movie is actually a very enjoyable ending

tits of non-celebs are just as good as celeb tits

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hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

kevin smith movies are really really bad and tbh tarantino movies feel juvenile to me nowadays

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