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somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
Besides the fat is beautiful thread, what are some ways you troll goons, either intentionally or unintentionally?

Fake E/N threads worked in the past, but I don't think they work anymore unless it's an extremely professional troll.

Thanks with love
Poetic Justice

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Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
:firstpost:

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
Post about how you spent thousands or tens of thousands of dollars on something. Say, computers.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Change your entire life, cut you dick off, and look like a moderately attractive butch lesbian.

Post cats.

Post selfies.

Cat selfies.

Snotty By Nature
Sep 11, 2007

psyopmonkey posted:

Change your entire life, cut you dick off, and look like a moderately attractive butch lesbian.

Post cats.

Post selfies.

Cat selfies.



Edit: :boom:

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

Posting a ton of inane poo poo about your real life

Bobert Bobertson
Apr 1, 2014

psyopmonkey posted:

Change your entire life, cut you dick off, and look like a moderately attractive butch lesbian.

Post cats.

Post selfies.

Cat selfies.

this is pretty drat fullproof. though i don't know if every goon wants to go the whole 9 yards and cut they dick off

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i'll tell you tomorrow

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

i like this because it's low effort. there have been 3 or 4 threads in the last week or two posted by pissy goons because of :firstpost:

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
troll yourself and they cant ever troll you

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Bobert Bobertson posted:

this is pretty drat fullproof. though i don't know if every goon wants to go the whole 9 yards and cut they dick off

It's 2015, you really have to go without the whole 9 inches if you want to succeed

Painful Dart Bomb
May 23, 2012

And he was talking 'fore I knew it, and as he grew he'd say "I'm gonna be like you, dad" "You know I'm gonna be like you".
Say you like police or keurig

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Bobert Bobertson posted:

this is pretty drat fullproof. though i don't know if every goon wants to go the whole 9 yards and cut they dick off

Belt fed ammo has nothing to do with dick cutting.

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe
be either really religious or really anti religious and you can get goons frothing at the mouth for pages

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

If you punctuate and use paragraph format goons will take absolutely anything you say at face value.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Why the gently caress should I tip someone for doing their job?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
I hate X because Y!

Y is also dumb.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Accuse someone in GBS of liking something and watch them trip over themselves backpedaling.

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P


The Avengers has bad cinematography

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

psyopmonkey posted:

Change your entire life, cut you dick off, and look like a moderately attractive butch lesbian.

Post cats.

Post selfies.

Cat selfies.

yospos isn't really funny

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
repost posts from the gas chamber 5 years ago :twisted:

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

yospos isn't really funny

Neither is E/N.

Oh wait...

:iamafag:

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

yospos isn't really funny

lol

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
Ill never tell

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe
post about how much you enjoy something

anything at all really

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

i like this because it's low effort. there have been 3 or 4 threads in the last week or two posted by pissy goons because of :firstpost:

I just hope for your sake that you have like a script set up to do it for you automatically because if not then hoo boy

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
Tell them America is a force for good in the world.

Piso Mojado
Aug 6, 2013

I've actually never read Game of Thrones, but the tv show is awesone.

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
Iran should not have nukes, but Israel deffo should

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Piso Mojado posted:

I've actually never read Game of Thrones, but the tv show is awesone.

we had a thread about it. a long time ago

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
my first ban was for a fake GoT spoiler. It wasn't even readable by people either, and it was by aatrek, that motherfucker

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Poetic Justice posted:

my first ban was for a fake GoT spoiler. It wasn't even readable by people either, and it was by aatrek, that motherfucker

Lol. I miss the GOT thread.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Lol. I miss the GOT thread.

a new one will probably be made soon, the new season is starting sometime in april, if no1 else does ill drunkenly make it :twisted:

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Lol. I miss the GOT thread.

too bad therse no more good spoilers left besides dany making GBS threads in a field for days

that was the best part about the tv show imo, getting the spergy goons riled up over spoilers

Rotary Phony
Nov 8, 2011
Fat People Good
Police good
Lena Dunham good
Amanda Palmer good
Religion good
-----
Communism bad
Obama bad
Cities bad
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Low tax too busy planning wedding to woman who "doesn't believe in marriage" to care about the goons.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Xaris posted:

too bad therse no more good spoilers left besides dany making GBS threads in a field for days

that was the best part about the tv show imo, getting the spergy goons riled up over spoilers

actually there is, but i wont spoil it here . . . .

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Poetic Justice posted:

actually there is, but i wont spoil it here . . . .

which one, jon becoming nightwatch captain and getting stabbed in the back?

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

whisper "reddit" softly, lovingly into their ear, multiple times a day

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

no, i'm positive pauly shore was in one of the star treks. the new generation or whatever.

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Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


chili with/without beans

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