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Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
*has hundreds of unplayed games in a backlog, complains all night about Zelda being delayed*

*buys broken Ubisoft game every 12 months along with scam DLC, complains that the AAA industry needs to stop releasing broken games*

*creates massive hype from screenshot that doesn't show in game footage, complains when it doesn't meet entitled expectations*

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LLeGGo
Nov 6, 2005

No relation. Your mouth foams. We dance.
*plays video games*

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UURtVfJIvRE

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
they called the third xbox the xbox one

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
Holy poo poo do I love zombies and steampunk

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
*has exceptional personal hygiene and language skills*

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://youtu.be/fGEDOryBsqg

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

tell me more about this video, is it someone making fun of a neogaf post? I need more of this now.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i'm grateful when the jokes in games are jokes i read before so i know when to laugh.

cams
Mar 28, 2003


Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Prorat posted:

tell me more about this video, is it someone making fun of a neogaf post? I need more of this now.

nah it was made in earnest because gamers are that terrible. the guy who put it up originally took it down out of shame or something. he still games though.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

i'm grateful when the jokes in games are jokes i read before so i know when to laugh.

Literally any time I'm presented with a cake, or the possibility of a cake, i giggle and say the cake is a lie

Hehe

MrAptronym
Jan 4, 2007

"...And then there was Bitcoin."

afeelgoodpoop posted:

they called the third xbox the xbox one

I hear its RAM is really bad.

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
man i can't wait to watch the latest bloodborne lp on youtube

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


:firstpost:

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

same

Brock Hardchin
Aug 17, 2007

You don't need anyone or anything to party 'til ya puke.
palys csgo competitively
something somethign kotaku in actino?

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
*posts*
well, time to game
*reads dota 2 patch notes, posts about them*

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHP9xbIh0xU

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

i'm grateful when the jokes in games are jokes i read before so i know when to laugh.

**gets in on the hip lingo and brow-beats and ridicules the newbies for not knowing what's going on but sucks as a gamer**

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
*is a total piece of poo poo* *eats poo poo* *shits self*

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

*hates women*

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.
HAHAHAHA GO PLAY ON YOUR TOYS THAT YOU CALL CONSOLES, WHILE I GAME ON A REAL MACHINE

*shitposts on /v/ defending moe anime dating sims*

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Hello sir do you a moment to talk about the issues in video game journalism?

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.
i'm a nice guy, why don't girls like me?!

YOU STUPID SLUT, YOU CAN'T NAME ALL THE POKEMON! YOU loving IMPOSTOR!

Police Academy III
Nov 4, 2011
*wastes life*

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

*enjoys video games, sometimes posts about video games*

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
dad game, so what

Docahedron
May 11, 2008

Im a special snowflake
*entire waking life is spent playing videogames of some stripe*

*spends rest of the time reading SA, mainly posts on Let's Play*

*has absolutely no friends*

*has no life*

*socially awkward as gently caress*

*treats people like poo poo*

*will end up cold and alone*

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

*spends $400 to buy a spectral tiger mount for WoW characters*

*wonders why they are alone*

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
*sucks rear end*

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
*beats the desert bus, kills self*

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 289 days!)

WHAT? I SPENT $450 ON THIS VIDEO CARD THAT JUST CAME OUT YESTERDAY AND ITS ALREADY loving OUTDATED!?!!!

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
*spends thirteen hours telling room mate about the "deep" and "sophisticated" backstory behind Halo*

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 289 days!)

*spends like $3,000 in 2000 building the best of the best machine- just to make monkey eat poop*

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
*makes 8 dollars an hour while spending 60 dollars a game, complains about rich people and republicans*

Oh sorry I cross contaminated two threads

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Prorat posted:

*makes 8 dollars an hour while spending 60 dollars a game, complains about rich people and republicans*

Oh sorry I cross contaminated two threads

If you're poor the money you earn can be spent only on the essentials for living you don't deserve any kind of happiness no matter how stupid.

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cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
plays the video games

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