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JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
(see thread title)

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Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
i have had my genitals and prostate remove

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
oh ok

cams
Mar 28, 2003


Just did
Goodnight.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

cams posted:

Just did
Goodnight.

sweet dreams,mmmmhahahahwhahahhahahaawawhahahah

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
You're preaching to the choir here. Go find the nofap thread in E/N and tell them.

Morzhovyye
Mar 2, 2013

Secks Cauldron posted:

You're preaching to the choir here. Go find the nofap thread in E/N and tell them.

no don't do that you'll ruin their enlightenment with your testosterone levels

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Did it twice today

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
They should rename Jergens to Jerkens

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
If you have a friend whose last name is "Bates" you can call him "Bates the Masterbaterr" lol

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
on average i masturbate about twice a day, between 2 and 10 times

krustysean
Dec 25, 2014
It goes so quickly, so find that i can only get a proper rhythm going on the third or fourth attempt of the day. From there on, it's bliss.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Here's a song to help:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbDYpvTexi4

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
'Bates Motel (my sheets)

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

My record for longest masturbation session ever is 7 hours straight (With two three minute pee breaks in between) Thanks Adderall!

gorki
Aug 9, 2014

Secks Cauldron posted:

You're preaching to the choir here. Go find the nofap thread in E/N and tell them.

why do ppl do this (i don't want to read such a sad thread)

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DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth

cams posted:

Just did
Goodnight.

same

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