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I boarded a crowded tram this afternoon and i saw this girl taking up 4 seats because she was sleeping on them and was using some stuffed anime thing as a pillow while wearing a hat with eyes and wolf ears on it. She so viscerally infuriated me and i had really bad diarrhea so i decided to defecate on her. When i pulled down my pants everyone in the vicinity looked away except one small hispanic child who began taking pictures with her cell phone. i positioned my rear end over the sleeping woman's prostrate legs and as we approached the next station i began straining to defecate as hard as possible. She woke up and said "what the gently caress are you doing" then i immediately spewed poo poo all over her lower body as she helplessly screamed and clutched her kyuubey plushy. I pulled my pants up as fast as possible and ran out of the subway doors as soon as the the train stopped. This happened 4 days ago in chicago and i havent gotten any tickets or anythig yet so im crossing my fingers. If i do get arrested though it was worth it
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# ? Mar 28, 2015 08:01 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 05:59 |
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Quality posting.
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# ? Mar 28, 2015 08:02 |
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This is like combining the fugitive with my fetus
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# ? Mar 28, 2015 08:04 |
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Literal shitposting.
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# ? Mar 28, 2015 08:04 |
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This wouldn't have happened if you had a gun
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# ? Mar 28, 2015 08:04 |
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Tsinava posted:some stuffed anime thing as a pillow Hmm, something doesn't add up here.
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# ? Mar 28, 2015 08:05 |
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VendaGoat posted:This wouldn't have happened if you had a gun Dookie Guns ITT
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# ? Mar 28, 2015 08:05 |
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I want to let you all know that by "this afternoon" and "4 days ago in chicago" i really mean to say "im schizophrenic and unmedicated"
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# ? Mar 28, 2015 08:05 |
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How's Jesus doing? I haven't heard from that gently caress since he borrowed twenty bucks and a bottle of wine.
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# ? Mar 28, 2015 08:07 |
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Wait si you pooped on yourself in subway?
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# ? Mar 28, 2015 08:08 |
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Jesus is doing findonkey salami posted:Wait si you pooped on yourself in subway? I have pooped on someone in a subway or subwaylike scenario within the last 5 days and im pretty sure it was a woman
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# ? Mar 28, 2015 08:09 |
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Drunk took some laxatives before bed No subway If stick drunk find recycling bins maybe cant hit maul boxes I think
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# ? Mar 28, 2015 08:28 |
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Op, i still think you aimed too low on this one. Grow a pair and risk a headshot next time.
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# ? Mar 28, 2015 08:31 |
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Post making GBS threads.
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# ? Mar 28, 2015 08:56 |
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OP is just a delusional who accidentally poo poo himself. don't fall into his power fantasy.
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# ? Mar 28, 2015 08:57 |
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krustysean posted:Op, i still think you aimed too low on this one. Grow a pair and risk a headshot next time. I wanted to be able to look into her eyes as I shat on her.
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# ? Mar 28, 2015 09:00 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDWgsQhbaqU
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# ? Mar 28, 2015 09:03 |
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poo poo. Piled high. Your anus plumb gave out.
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# ? Mar 28, 2015 09:04 |
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finally some realism in posting
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# ? Mar 28, 2015 09:09 |
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Expert artist's rendition of possible events:
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# ? Mar 28, 2015 09:29 |
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Tsinava posted:I boarded a crowded tram this afternoon and i saw this girl taking up 4 seats because she was sleeping on them and was using some stuffed anime thing as a pillow while wearing a hat with eyes and wolf ears on it. She so viscerally infuriated me and i had really bad diarrhea so i decided to defecate on her. nice post m8
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# ? Mar 28, 2015 09:34 |
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Tsinava posted:I wanted to be able to look into her eyes as I shat on her. I thought she was sleeping? ;-) Nice words though Op, 'twas an epic tale. I suspect it was a fantasy, but not all is lost. You could still be a wonderful shithouse poet. Send us a pic of your latest creation if you decide to take up this career.
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# ? Mar 28, 2015 10:23 |
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They don't need to be awake for you to look into their eyes. Sleeping people still have eyes.
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# ? Mar 28, 2015 10:26 |
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I'm pretty sure i poo poo on somebody okayx it wasnt empty space. I poo poo on a real, breathing, screaming person
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# ? Mar 28, 2015 10:26 |
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Guns wouldn't have happened if you had this (making GBS threads)
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# ? Mar 28, 2015 10:35 |
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poo poo is on the tongues and fingers of many a poster this fortnight
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# ? Mar 28, 2015 10:36 |
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Is it that hard to get your facts straight in a paragraph long story OP? Better hope you never get arrested for this or future making GBS threads adventures.
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# ? Mar 28, 2015 10:52 |
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Tsinava posted:everyone in the vicinity looked away except one small hispanic child who began taking pictures with her cell phone. So where can I see these pics?
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# ? Mar 28, 2015 10:55 |
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Tsinava posted:I boarded a crowded tram this afternoon and i saw this girl taking up 4 seats because she was sleeping on them and was using some stuffed anime thing as a pillow while wearing a hat with eyes and wolf ears on it. She so viscerally infuriated me and i had really bad diarrhea so i decided to defecate on her.
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# ? Mar 28, 2015 10:58 |
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any hemorrhoids from the straining op?
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# ? Mar 28, 2015 11:00 |
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Tsinava posted:I boarded a crowded tram this afternoon and i saw this girl taking up 4 seats because she was sleeping on them and was using some stuffed anime thing as a pillow while wearing a hat with eyes and wolf ears on it. She so viscerally infuriated me and i had really bad diarrhea so i decided to defecate on her. realtalk i know an irl girl who has like 500 and something games on steam and is obsessed with anime (she's not my friend) so yeah gamer anime girls are real just fyi for all those goons out there looking for a similar goonette to share their love with you just gotta keep looking and you'll find her out there someday
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# ? Mar 28, 2015 11:13 |
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Tsinava posted:I want to let you all know that by "this afternoon" and "4 days ago in chicago" i really mean to say "im schizophrenic and unmedicated" You don't say
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# ? Mar 28, 2015 12:15 |
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krampster2 posted:realtalk i know an irl girl who has like 500 and something games on steam and is obsessed with anime (she's not my friend) so yeah gamer anime girls are real just fyi for all those goons out there looking for a similar goonette to share their love with you just gotta keep looking and you'll find her out there someday That's a relief, I was considering offing myself today but I guess I'll keep looking.
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# ? Mar 28, 2015 13:17 |
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krampster2 posted:realtalk i know an irl girl who has like 500 and something games on steam and is obsessed with anime (she's not my friend) so yeah gamer anime girls are real just fyi for all those goons out there looking for a similar goonette to share their love with you just gotta keep looking and you'll find her out there someday actually rates of autism are much lower in females so only about 20% of you will
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# ? Mar 28, 2015 13:34 |
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I'm the girl in the OP and I'm asking lowtax to give me your ip
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# ? Mar 28, 2015 13:45 |
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Best post 2015.
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 00:57 |
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NurhacisUrn posted:Expert artist's rendition of possible events:
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 01:14 |
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Professor Shark posted:You don't say
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 01:15 |
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faeces
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mdm posted:faeces Haha, 5'd
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