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Smells give off mass? This would have been a great fad diet thread in YLLS! 'Goon discovers one weird trick to weight loss, coworkers hate him!' 'I'm TRYING to lose weight, MOM! I wouldn't expect you to know science' says a goon who hasn't showered in weeks, despite the intense meat sweats that develop every time he pops open a brand new bag of fatty jerky.
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 19:15 |
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Johnny Aztec posted:Please make an effort thread. I wanna read about this kinda of stuff I don't actually know a ton about the details, I don't work in the department that has most of knowledge & research on that matter and I'm probably quitting at the end of next month so I probably won't be around to learn much more
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 19:26 |
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Yeah its cool when you smell poo poo you're actually inhaling poo poo particles or airborne fecal bateria.
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 19:33 |
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If I poo poo in the woods, and there's no one around to smell it, does the poo poo have any mass? Did I even poo poo at all?
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 19:38 |
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a better question would be "does someone's smelliness increase with his/her mass"? . now, let's discuss linear and exponential correlation in this scenario
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 19:38 |
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nonazis posted:If I poo poo in the woods, and there's no one around to smell it, does the poo poo have any mass? Did I even poo poo at all? why would you poo poo in the woods when someone was around?
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 19:39 |
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what does a solid fart look like? makes you think
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 19:42 |
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*Smelly dude farts as he tips fedora* m'assy
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 19:46 |
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if you put a cup of ice water in the fridge, how come the ice doesn't melt and flow all out of the cup???????
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 19:58 |
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Poetic Justice posted:if you put a cup of ice water in the fridge, how come the ice doesn't melt and flow all out of the cup??????? it does if you don't pay your power bill.
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 19:59 |
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Top City Homo posted:what does a solid fart look like? It looks like poop which is what it is
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 20:34 |
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lorn Wayne posted:a better question would be "does someone's smelliness increase with his/her mass"? Most likely because there's more surface area to give off smell, but the surface area to body size ratio is smaller, so they get hotter and sweat more. Moreover, it's harder for a fat person to clean themselves.
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 20:54 |
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This is a frozen fart, methane clathrate.
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 21:00 |
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concerned mom posted:No post here I'm gunning for that top thread award. voted 5
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 21:16 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:why would you poo poo in the woods when someone was around? How I choose to earn a living is none of your concern.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 05:09 |
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this is actually bullshit, farting makes you weigh more, it's like letting the air out of a hot air balloon
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 05:12 |
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lorn Wayne posted:a better question would be "does someone's smelliness increase with his/her mass"? Yes, because nasty poo poo gets trapped between their rolls of fat
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 05:12 |
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considering even loving sound has gravitational pull I would say yes
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 05:21 |
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gently caress the mods posted:considering even loving sound has gravitational pull For real?
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 10:27 |
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When i was like 12 or something I read some Star Wars book that had a part that was Luke in some lovely place and the book was like "Luke could smell all this horrible animal poo poo everywhere and he knew that because he could smell it, particles of it were now in his nose" and I'm like oh thanks Star Wars book for making me realize everything I smell is in my goddamn body that's wonderful.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 11:28 |
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Do you lose mass by giving off body heat?
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 11:38 |
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people farting on the bus/train are the wrost loving humans ever Why would you do that you loving oval office? We're jammed in a metal box, don't spray your gross gas on everyone else man
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 11:51 |
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Zzulu posted:people farting on the bus/train are the wrost loving humans ever That's the best place to let it rip, nobody will ever figure out who it was.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 12:29 |
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The Dennis System posted:Do you lose mass by giving off body heat? Essentially you lose mass at every nanosecond you dont eat/drink/inject stuff, due to constant unstoppable degeneration of all things in this universe.
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