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IzzyFnStradlin posted:ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the prosecutor's case stinks worse than his mama's gabagool lmbo
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Mar 30, 2015 03:39
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"I Find the accused... Guilty" *Defendant grabs Power Star and brutally murders judge and jury by bumping into them*
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Mar 30, 2015 03:55
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*sleeps with a cornucopia of European prositutes in the leader of another nation's bed*
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Mar 30, 2015 04:30
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0M2e-td-_c
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Mar 30, 2015 04:35
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Mar 30, 2015 20:19
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*flails hands and arms about like a crazy person*
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Mar 30, 2015 20:29
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*Judges mother gets up mid-trial and starts fiddling with his robe and saying he looks too skinny even though he is noticeably overweight* *A 40 minute argument ensues between them all during the defense's questioning*
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Mar 30, 2015 20:57
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Fishy Joe posted:Convicts scientists of witchcraft re earthquakes 6 years in prison for manslaughter lol loving italy is a joke
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Mar 30, 2015 21:02
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*judge bites into an overstuffed cannoli, squirting cheese all over his moo moo* "Ordine! Ordine nella corte!"
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Mar 31, 2015 06:25
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Do they really eat pasta in Italy or have the figured out how racist that is?
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Mar 31, 2015 06:26
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Mar 31, 2015 06:33
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bunky posted:*is creepy as gently caress and bangs 17 year old supermodels* Fixed for accuracy.
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Mar 31, 2015 06:40
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Mar 31, 2015 06:42
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Top City Homo posted:berlusconi owns     lol imagine the loving poo poo these two got into...  "Muammar! My good friend, you supply the platoon of "bodyguards" I'll supply the bunga!"
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Mar 31, 2015 06:52
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his life is just one big party he must have hosed her and filled every hole for hours and hours on a daily basis and probably put Merkel on hold as he did it
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Mar 31, 2015 06:54
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[Ghost rides the ship] [32 people die in the resulting shipwreck] Mama mia!
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Mar 31, 2015 06:58
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How did the world even survive this meeting PM Bunga Bunga and VP Diamond Joe, holy poo poo man
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Mar 31, 2015 06:58
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Ivor Biggun posted:[Ghost rides the ship] *Uses the classic "Was banging my mistress at the time" defense. *Gets 2 months probation and a high-five from the judge*
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Mar 31, 2015 07:01
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The judge slammed his gavel three times and then reached under his desk and pulled out a vintage pasta machine.
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Mar 31, 2015 07:01
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how come GBS never had a thread about berlusconi the dude is a baller
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Mar 31, 2015 07:02
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lasagna?
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Mar 31, 2015 07:04
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There will be no trial, only a cinematic allegory of a trial told through inventive costuming and imaginative narrative. It will be loved throughout Europe, but only film critics in America will enjoy it.
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Mar 31, 2015 07:06
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gnarlyhotep posted:lasagna? Jim Davis used to do court sketches for the Court of Cassation, here's one from Amanda Knox's trial. 
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Mar 31, 2015 07:15
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oh boy dis sum-a good litigation
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Mar 31, 2015 07:30
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The defendant will stop interrupting the prosecution or the court will be forced to tell the defendant's mother why he is here.
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Mar 31, 2015 07:49
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This happens in nearly 80% of criminal cases: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqq9MpbQ9uU
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Mar 31, 2015 08:09
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Dead Gay Romans posted:This happens in nearly 80% of criminal cases: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqq9MpbQ9uU lmao boondock saints one of the worst movies ever made
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Mar 31, 2015 08:11
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my alley laundry- she was a dryin on the clothes line mama -- and now she'sa blown away!!!
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Mar 31, 2015 08:18
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gnarlyhotep posted:lmao boondock saints one of the worst movies ever made
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Mar 31, 2015 08:18
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"You have been found guilty and are sentenced to death by Amontillado."
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Mar 31, 2015 08:21
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gnarlyhotep posted:lmao boondock saints one of the worst movies ever made a bad opinion
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Mar 31, 2015 08:28
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Top City Homo posted:a bad opinion Said the self-described metrosexual.
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Mar 31, 2015 08:52
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I givea you foxy a knoxy, she a no married, she a killa da british girla for a the sexa, and she a no talka witha da handsa *cups Amanda's boobs with crab hands to her righteous indignation, only making her seem that much more guilty
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Mar 31, 2015 08:57
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Italian Code of Criminal Procedure Article 1 §1: The boys-a willa be the boys-a, what's-a gonna doa about-it?
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Maniac Pahis posted:3 oxymorons right there
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Tsinava posted:Said the self-described metrosexual. harsh but fair
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Mar 31, 2015 14:47
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"Your honor my client would't be seen dead with an ill-fighting suit. Therefore the murderer must be....ah its-a one o clock. Cappuccino your honor?"
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Mar 31, 2015 19:45
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carthago delendum est * defendant's pitbull is named carthago * lol romwned
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