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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > What exactly is appeal of Chipotle?
 
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raditts
Feb 21, 2001

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synftw posted:

i'm a Moe's kinda guy

"Welcome to Moe's!"

Moe's somehow manages to both cost more and taste worse than Chipotle, it's really kind of amazing

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raditts
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thathonkey posted:

I know it's trendy to bitch about but of the "upper tier" fast food places, Chipotle is one of the btter ones. Moe's is crap. Panera Bread is crap. Dunno what the others are in this weird class of restaurant but I'm probably missing a few.

I like Qdoba, they have those burritos where they just slather melted cheese all over everything. It's pretty ace

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cosmicjim posted:

I like Moes better just because on Monday I can get a burrito with guac and chips and salsa for $5.55+tax.

I want someone to elaborate on these burritos that are so good it makes moes and chipotle seem like garbage. I want one of these burritos.

Maybe it's just the one near me, but the meat is always so dry and bland and even the hot salsa in their salsa bar isn't that hot and doesn't have much flavor to it.

Xaris posted:

thanks for sharing. it was really interesting to hear about this a week later. here is my fascinating eating habbits:


As I said before, sweetness also makes me vomit, just like the bitterness of vegetables does, so no, I do not eat candy.

Well, OK, exception: I can eat dark chocolate. Sometimes I'll eat a small piece of dark chocolate after a meal. But milk chocolate is disgusting because it's too sweet. And I definitely cannot drink coffee- it's far too bitter.

And I can't drink any kind of cola at all because it's far too sweet.

I DO like Sprite. Also lemonade, because it seems more sour than sweet. Those two things are the only things I can drink besides water. Mostly I just drink tons of water. And I can't stand tap water, it has to be filtered, or bottled water that has been filtered.

This is a list of pretty much any meal I eat ever:

- Steak and a baked potato with cheese and sour cream
- cheeseburger with ONLY ketchup and mayo and potato chips
- broiled fish (either whitefish or tilapia, no other kind) and clam chowder
- fried chicken and jojos with ranch dressing
- kung pao chicken and steamed white rice
- beef and cheese burrito and tortilla chips and salsa
- spicy chicken sandwich with cheese and mayo on it and potato chips
- hamburger helper (classic) and potato chips
- tuna helper (classic) and potato chips
- buffalo wings and mozzarella sticks with marinara sauce
- cheese ravioli with marinara sauce and garlic bread

And yeah that is pretty much all I eat ever at any time. It's not even like it's fun or anything. I've been eating the same stuff for so many years that I'm really, really sick of it, but I literally cannot stomach eating anything else, and believe me I have tried.

This post is depressing as poo poo.

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