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lovely service, overrated overpriced salty burritos, and apparently they print awful essays by Judd Apatow on their cups and bags, seriously why do people go there?
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 21:39 |
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its a weak sauce much like the weak whites that buy it
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 21:40 |
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Burritos for white people who can't get/tolerate real burritos even though they are the same price and much much better. Still somehow much better and less whiter than Laughing Planet.
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 21:42 |
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is that the best you got OP
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 21:42 |
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West SAAB Story posted:its a weak sauce much like the weak whites that buy it There's a Chipotle near me that's directly across the street from an identical burrito place that's faster and run and staffed by actual Mexicans and the tortillas are actually made from fresh dough.
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 21:43 |
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Every chipotle ive ever been to has been busy as gently caress and they make you pay for salsa then only give like a dozen chips. gently caress chipotle
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 21:44 |
i hate actual burritos (gently caress beans) so being able to excise them from tainting the other stuff is majorly appealing
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 21:49 |
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The food tastes good is the answer to any sort of question like this *Does a little dance as he just saved an infinite amount of current and future people an infinite amount of man-hours from having to ask and answer these sorts of questions*
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 21:52 |
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i'm a Moe's kinda guy "Welcome to Moe's!"
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 21:57 |
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hemophilia posted:i hate actual burritos (gently caress beans) so being able to excise them from tainting the other stuff is majorly appealing whaaaat the gently caress
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:00 |
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Borneo Jimmy posted:and the tortillas are actually made from fresh dough. accept nothing else my friends
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:00 |
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I used to like them but I have come around to the OP's point of view as of late. Its hot garbage. Underspiced oversalted, if they aren't coating everything with MSG already they might as well. Supply line mexican food, reminds me of how they had to salt all the food for voyages to the new world, preserved for transportation and taste. Only fit to eat in places where there's no other mexican food at all (almost nowhere).
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:01 |
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Borneo Jimmy posted:There's a Chipotle near me that's directly across the street from an identical burrito place that's faster and run and staffed by actual Mexicans and the tortillas are actually made from fresh dough. Let me guess which one is staffed by white collars.. lol like they'd eat in either establishment
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:02 |
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it's consistent
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:02 |
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The sofritas bowl is pretty tasty.
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:03 |
Fergus Mac Roich posted:whaaaat the gently caress beans are the loving worst. all kinds of bean are bullshit filler. even beandip is a scourge on chips
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:03 |
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sweetmercifulcrap posted:it's consistent
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:04 |
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chipotle is okay if you're a dumb baby who likes crazy overpriced bad food or if you can't go to an actual mexican restaurant because you can't stand having to interact with mexicans.hemophilia posted:i hate actual burritos (gently caress beans) so being able to excise them from tainting the other stuff is majorly appealing kill yourself
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:04 |
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hemophilia posted:beans are the loving worst. all kinds of bean are bullshit filler. even beandip is a scourge on chips you live a sad life
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:06 |
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perfect macro nutrient counts, convenient, fast, can order online.. just don't get their red/green salsa, that's what makes it overly salty tasting. the correct order: 2x meat (chicken or steak), brown rice (fiber), black beans (fiber), corn salsa (cool looking poop), cheese (sat fat), guac (sat fat), lettuce.
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:06 |
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i enjoy terrible diarrhea, op
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:06 |
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hemophilia posted:beans are the loving worst. all kinds of bean are bullshit filler. even beandip is a scourge on chips I'm gonna fight you so hard
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:06 |
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Irradiation posted:Still somehow much better and less whiter than Laughing Planet. Laughing Planet was amazing. I mean I dont think they exist outside of Oregon, but Oregon is like 99% white and it fits perfectly. It doesnt even pretend to be the slightest bit mexican and its proud in that. They used to have one called Elmer Fudd which was like mashed potatoes, broccoli and some garlic sauce. It was stupidly good
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:11 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:11 |
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i regularly eat authentic tacos made by mexicans out of weird parts of the animal and i still like chipotle.
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:12 |
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Some of us live in lovely suburbs and it's a quick, not terrible meal for like $7. When all you have to choose from is chains it's actually a top tier choice, op
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:12 |
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I guess it might be okay if you're in some shithole, white-bread state (like Iowa) where they don't know what a burrito is.
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:14 |
Big Beef City posted:I'm gonna fight you so hard Let's go bean boy
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:15 |
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It's convenient because every imaginable combination of burrito, protein and condiment type is already loaded into MyFitnessPal. Plus every burrito is like 1000+ cal with the tortilla, what's not to love about that.
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:21 |
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MyFitFoods sounds like a good place to eat compared to chipotle, is it?
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:22 |
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I'll have one bucket of inoffensive food for seven dollars please
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:22 |
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hemophilia posted:i hate actual burritos (gently caress beans) so being able to excise them from tainting the other stuff is majorly appealing You can ask for no beans on your burrito at authentic Mexican restaurants
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:23 |
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Sheep-Goats posted:I'll have one bucket of inoffensive food for seven dollars please I only eat offensive food it's how you can tell i'm cultured
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:24 |
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soy posted:perfect macro nutrient counts, convenient, fast, can order online.. Yeah it's a great nutrient balance if your diet goals are 50% carbs and 20% fat.
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:24 |
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Gaunab posted:You can ask for no beans on your burrito at authentic Mexican restaurants Or any other place in the world.
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:24 |
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notZaar posted:Yeah it's a great nutrient balance if your diet goals are 50% carbs and 20% fat. That's um, a perfectly normal macro diet for many.
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:25 |
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I'M A GOON AND I HATE SOMETHING MOST PEOPLE LIKE
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:26 |
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Just thinking about burritos make my mouth burn. I don't see how you can possibly handle the spice level of these things, good god I just want to TASTE the food. Even saying the words Mexican Food makes me poo poo firey water immediately and I cry and run to guzzle milk
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:29 |
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The calorie/$ and protein/$ ratios are decent
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:30 |
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exquisite tea posted:That's um, a perfectly normal macro diet for many. It's a recipe for turning into a dumpy little softboy
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