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Seriously after being circumcised my whole life, this forum has made me realize that my parents mutilated me at birth and didn't respect my rights or body by cutting off my foreskin when I was a kid. Even though I banged chicks on the regular and got tons of complements about how awesome my dick was, I couldn't help but feel deep down that because I didn't have a foreskin, I was missing out on banging way more chicks with a much cooler dick. So after disowning my parents for their butchery (gently caress YOU MOM AND DAD IT'S MY BODY!), I've gone through six months of surgery and recovery to have a full foreskin. Now all the ladies I used to bang out aren't interested in my dick and at least 20 times I've revealed my d-piece to my current lady-friend and they are all like EW NO THANKS! It's starting to occur to me that this forum might have led me astray. I've been asking around, and doing some more research outside of SA, and it seems unanimous that women hate anteater dicks.
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nah man don't let big circumcision lie to you, ladies LOVE dog dick
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Taylor Swift Broke Up With Harry Styles Because of His Foreskin http://theblemish.com/2013/01/taylor-swift-broke-up-with-harry-styles-because-of-his-foreskin/
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the entire world is uncircumcised except america and teh third world lole bunch of savages imo
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the real reason they broke up was because Taylor wouldn’t stop making fun of Harry’s uncircumcised penis. A source says Harry ended it because he was sick of Taylor “nagging him about clipping his [penis].” Apparently, Taylor didn’t like that Harry wasn’t circumcised so she kept pushing him to get it cut.
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Volume posted:the real reason they broke up was because Taylor wouldn’t stop making fun of Harry’s uncircumcised penis. A source says Harry ended it because he was sick of Taylor “nagging him about clipping his [penis].” Apparently, Taylor didn’t like that Harry wasn’t circumcised so she kept pushing him to get it cut. that bitch This is what we're fighting against, people
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Volume posted:the real reason they broke up was because Taylor wouldn’t stop making fun of Harry’s uncircumcised penis. A source says Harry ended it because he was sick of Taylor “nagging him about clipping his [penis].” Apparently, Taylor didn’t like that Harry wasn’t circumcised so she kept pushing him to get it cut. more like negging
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Volume posted:Taylor Swift Broke Up With Harry Styles Because of His Foreskin She saw his penis. Slut.
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Peener
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Bald headed yogurt slinger
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"Circumcisions are just the jews flaunting their power"
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Purple headed soldier man
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Volume posted:the real reason they broke up was because Taylor wouldn’t stop making fun of Harry’s uncircumcised penis. A source says Harry ended it because he was sick of Taylor “nagging him about clipping his [penis].” Apparently, Taylor didn’t like that Harry wasn’t circumcised so she kept pushing him to get it cut. I feel her tho, like I'm the same with uncirced 'geeners
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for real tho if u circumcised you might as well join ISIS because you're pretty much a muslim
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just love and accept your purple desensitized callused helmet
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As much senstivity in the ol knob head as my heel
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it's weird, i guess i don't really care about it, i've always been happy with my cut dick and i don't feel like i missed out on the cool animal dong look, and as far as doing it to babies i dunno, it's weird and gross but i guess it's not that bad? i mean i'm fine with it for me personally now, but i dunno if other people wish they'd not been cut. i bet those jewish kids who got herpes from letting rabbis suck their lil baby dicks before snipping em wish they hadn't been circumcised
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I was just talking with my friend who is an independent woman who is comfortable in her sexuality and is promiscuous and sexy as all hell and I asked her about hooking up with dudes that are UNcircumcised, like me. She said as a woman, she totally loves meeting a guy at a bar, club, party, or other social event, hitting it off, going back to his place, and getting sexy. She loves that moment when he pulls out his dick and it's covered in veiny skin, and he pulls it back and she sees this dog-looking pink glistening helmet that's slightly moist. She loves thinking about putting that in her mouth, without any indication of whether he washes, whether it's glistening because it's sweaty because they've been out all night, wondering if she should offer him her shower first so he can make sure he's clean, whether she'll have to run her tongue all around and in that loose skin and hoping it's not too sweaty or smelly just by virtue of having piss and sweat build up over the last six hours or so, and most of all, whether his super sensitive dick head will bust a nut early. I'm listening to this all like hellllllll yeaaaaaah I knew I made the right choice getting re-uncircumcised. Then she dropped the bomb....She looked me right in the eye and said [borat voice] ".......NOT!" I was like whhaaaaat??? But then she called a bunch of her other fine-rear end dick loving girlfriends over and they all said the same thing! Feeling really confused right now...
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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit: It's starting to occur to me that this forum might have led me astray
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thathonkey posted:The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit: It's starting to occur to me that this forum might have led me astray
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^ 8=D <-- 8==========================D
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gbs just loves thinking about cocks nothing ruffles gbs like cut cock chat. you boys think too much about peckers. and worry about ya pecker.
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toggle posted:gbs just loves thinking about cocks I'm touching it now
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toggle posted:gbs just loves thinking about cocks yeah, what's with the obsession? And all these stories about ladies getting grossed out by the uncut, Ive never encountered it myself and think it must be apocryphal or just that the women who do are both really shallow and fortunately rare. BUt then, some dudes get freaked out about women with leg hair and I think that's pretty shallow too. So I guess some people are just shallow assholes and no matter what kind of dick you have (or don't have) you should just avoid them.
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toggle posted:gbs just loves thinking about cocks my dick is fight
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I just don't understand why people would want a cut dick that looks attractive enough that women's mouth literally water at the thought of sucking on it. It don't make no sense at all.
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Here's a terrible story. A gay guy is uncircumcised and he starts to get anxiety about it so he gets the cut. He straight up admits that the sex is way worse now, but at least now it's "better" because he feels normal.  http://www.salon.com/2015/01/26/i_used_to_have_foreskin_anxiety_what_its_like_to_get_circumcised_as_a_grown_man/
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hahaha i'm loving secure. i`m so secure about my weird frankenstein dick that im gonna start a thread, on a public forum, talknig about my dick and tacitly asking people if they think my dick is ok. this is a thing normal people do, right? what do you think of my dick you loving weirdo
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Glory hole hog Tom Caserta produced, directed, edited, and stars in Club Mandom 1, an intense anonymous blowjob video that focuses on uncut cocks. Club Mandom is subtitled Blue Collar Cheese Factory because Caserta doesn't merely suck dicks with foreskin he relishes and savors the cheesy schlongs of working men. This ain't no pristine suck flick. Everything that comes along with the extra flop of skin that covers a penis head is highlighted here and it's explicit. Each and every one of the scenes features lots and lots of smegma—gooey, creamy flecks of cock junk that clings to each penis like wet popcorn. Caserta ceremonially sniffs, licks, and eats the cheese before swallowing bone, which is no mean feat considering how large each of these men are. The anonymity of a dirty back room is sustained throughout the video, as we never see any of the faces of Caserta's men. We are only given swatches of dirty denim, a bit of flannel, or a cropped view of leather through the glory hole. The little we see indicates that these are some rough, hard working guys. Some must do seriously physical work because the amount of smegma on their cocks is astounding. The first man wears green overalls. The echo-laden voiceover (in which Caserta plays both sucker and suckee throughout) tells us that this guy's an auto mechanic. Mechanic man tweaks his nipples and pulls on his girthy pud. Caserta, with a trim beard and a baseball cap, appears in the frame and drops to his knees. Mechanic man slides his enormous dong through the glory hole for Caserta to worship. He pushes the cock to his nostrils and inhales. He then pulls back the foreskin and smears the dozens of globs of smegma across the shaft. He swallows mechanic man's meat. Cheese slides along the length of his cock and Caserta works to gobble up every morsel. Eventually, after some pseudo-trippy kaleidoscope effects and lots and lots of voiceover babble, mechanic man dumps his jizz on Caserta's chest. Next, Caserta services a man in tight jeans who has an entire city of smegma living under his hood. Like dozens of maggots in a dumpster this guy's cheese obscures his shiny stick. That is until Caserta gulps it down his throat, teeth to shaved pubes, licking up every bit. Amazingly, this scene has much more cheese play than the others, though all have plenty, believe me. Caserta drinks down the curds of at least four more cocks before Club Mandom 1 comes to an end. If this tape sounds a little severe for you, there's always Club Mandom 2, an oral celebration of funk-free, circumcised packages.
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Inevitable posted:Here's a terrible story. A gay guy is uncircumcised and he starts to get anxiety about it so he gets the cut. He straight up admits that the sex is way worse now, but at least now it's "better" because he feels normal. The worst part, right here: So you do have less sensation now? Yes, and that is something that I’m a little bit sour about. I used to have very intense orgasms–my legs would curl and my head would go back. It was cool. I was very into it. Now, I’ll cum or whatever, and it’s just more calm. It’ll feel good, but it’s not as dramatic as before, which was nice, because it felt sexual and passionate, and now it’s just like, get out. Is it worth it? Is it worth it? I would say, in my situation, and my experiences, yes, it is to me, because I just personally feel better about it. I was with some friends who were talking about the word “smegma” and making jokes about it, and now I don’t have to feel uncomfortable in that situation, and that’s really nice. I think for me and my personal psyche, it is worth it. I’m not saying that when I cum I don’t feel anything. No. That’s not the situation either. I still get horny. I want to have sex. It still feels great and I still have an orgasm. Is it to a lesser degree? Yes. Is it an orgasm nonetheless? Definitely.
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