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There are a bunch of ways to reverse circumcisions apparently http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreskin_restoration You just have to be careful you stretch the actual remaining foreskin and not the skin around your dick, or it'll grow pubes on it and look like a woolly mammoth's trunk  also: quote:The act of stretching the skin is often described informally as "tugging" in these groups, especially those on the internet. Is the Weekend Web still going?
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Why on earth get a procedure done that makes you unappealing to the majority of American women? Oh... Goons.
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Foreskin restoration is almost as dumb as circumcision parents cut you up. own it. don't cut your kids. full stop. Cake Smashing Boob fucked around with this message at 20:22 on Mar 30, 2015 |
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Mar 30, 2015 20:08
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Nodelphi posted:Why on earth get a procedure done that makes you unappealing to the majority of American women? Oh... Goons. All the Americans I know are either really repressed thanks to American culture's weird ideas about sex and sex education so they've never seen a dick IRL, or they've rejected those ideas completely and had so many different dicks that nothing would surprise them. Either way it doesn't matter to them what your dick looks like. Though having said, that us Brits are weird in different ways, for some reason like 90% of our men like spanking.  Personally I wouldn't really mind either way, but the problem with circumcised ones is, there'd come a point in the relationship where you'd have to meet the guy's parents for Sunday lunch, and you'd be sitting at the dinner table constantly thinking, "these people got their son's dick snipped", and they'd know if you'd shagged their son or not based on how awkward the atmosphere was and how hard you were staring at the pigs-in-blankets next to the roast
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Mar 30, 2015 20:18
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Third arm of justice
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Mar 30, 2015 20:22
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Leader of the sack
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Mar 30, 2015 20:23
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subhuman filth posted:this is a good idea everyone right? especially on a first date because its good to show future partners that you've got a cool sense of humor
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This is loving bullshit. I spent a lot of time and money getting my mushroom tip re-sheathed and I'm proud of it. This forum has shown me the light, but all these dumb bitches I meet on the regular and used to give the straight dick down like it was my job don't want nothing to do with my dilz. I try to explain to them that I'm now empowered and have a better dick and they just need to get with the rest of the world and understand that these muppet-lookin dicks are the norm, but they just laugh and shake their head. Finally at a party, when I was telling a group of fine rear end DTF chicks about my newly hooded wiener thinking it'd get them all hot and ready for sex because they all love dicks-like-ours, according to this forum, my bomb-rear end girl friend pulled me aside and was like "look poz, hard truth time: the internet is full of retards who are ashamed of their weird looking dicks so they have to justify their dog dicks loud and proud on online forums. Watch 99% of porn, what do you see? Hot huge cut dongs. I'm a low-down chick ready to gently caress, and you know what I DON'T want? I don't want to have to unpeel a dick like a banana just to reveal some moist quivering purple alien thing I have to treat with kid gloves. Ask a woman this: how many uncut dicks she been with where she got a bad nasty dick? Then ask her this: how many cut dicks you got with that were nasty? Maybe they've gotten some nasty dicks that were both cut and uncut, but guess what, those nasty cut dicks weren't on accident. You see a nasty dick that's cut, you know it's nasty from far away. You're not getting your face up in that dick and getting suprised with some nasty poo poo because you gotta get up close and personal to unwrap the present. You don't even put no cut dick in your mouth and then find out it's cheesy AFTER the fact because you gotta dig around in some foreskin with your tongue. I don't want my dick to be a surprise. Get your loving dick re-cut, and we can gently caress long and hard all day everyday." I turned around and I saw every woman nodding their head. Then she said something I'll never forget: "Think of it like this: Ask a woman if she'd ever gently caress a circumcised dick. 100% of women would tell you yes like it's the dumbest question in the world. Like why is that even a question? Now ask a women if she'd ever gently caress around with an uncut dick. I guaran-loving-tee at least some of those women would hesitate a moment. Why even give a women pause to consider? Get your loving skin flute unwrapped and out of it's sweaty piss-cacoon." Aunt Teefa fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Mar 30, 2015 |
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Mar 30, 2015 20:32
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circumcision is weird and wrong http://www.circleaks.org/index.php?title=Gilgal_Society http://www.circleaks.org/index.php?title=Edgar_J._Schoen http://www.circleaks.org/index.php?title=Jake_H._Waskett http://www.circleaks.org/index.php?title=Brian_J._Morris
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Bloody sheathe lords.
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Did I mention Jurasic Pork yet?
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InterFaced posted:For a forum that is supposedly populated by a lot of straight nerd guys you all spend a lot of time talking about dicks.
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Pitdragon posted:the penis goes in the vagina unless it is attached to a goon
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Whatta buncha dicks.
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Mar 30, 2015 21:48
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Here I am itt looking at dicks on the toilet
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NurhacisUrn posted:Some of these poor freaks will never put their dicks back together. All the King's horses and all the King's men... Lunchmeat Larry posted:but on the other hand you can pinch it shut while you pee and it swells up like a gay balloon Sounds like you'd be a lotta fun in the shower. Well, up until the novelty factor wore off anyway. Blue Train posted:note to self: if ever in need of a skin graft, specify non foreskin graft Lol yeah, I bet you'll soon change your tune when your body rejects skin from some dude's arse cheeks though. You'll then be waxing lyrical, high and low, to anyone who'll listen, about how awesome baby foreskins are.. regardless of all the raised-eyebrow sideways glances you get.  Stottie Kyek posted:You just have to be careful you stretch the actual remaining foreskin and not the skin around your dick, or it'll grow pubes on it and look like a woolly mammoth's trunk
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InterFaced posted:For a forum tat is supposedly populated by a lot of straight nerd guys you all spend a lot of time talking about dicks.
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I can store an entire weeks worth of jelly belly's in my foreskin. Checkmate mutilated cock crew
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Mar 30, 2015 22:22
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To be fair all straight men talk about dicks all the time anyway forum or no. You don't think they're...dicking around over there do ya?
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got my dick mutilated at the hospital by a professional and i think it looks pretty good and gotten a couple compliments. although i wish it wasnt mutilated tbh, cant feel poo poo
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DEAD MAN'S SHOE posted:how about washing instead jesus christ i know man, no matter how many times it gets brought up a bunch of people who are cut will come in and say hurdurhur it stinky pew. and tbh with reasoning that weak i feel like they all already know they got hosed by being circumcised, and are just trying to make themselves feel back on top by trying to talk poo poo about uncut dicks any benefits of being circumcised are as logically sound as the reasons they hung people for being a loving witch irl. welcome to 2015, people ain't gonna change i'm gonna start a thread for a goon class action circumcision lawsuit and it will be huge news and put SA back on top as a legislation forum
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Mar 30, 2015 22:33
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Mar 30, 2015 22:34
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If your foreskin or lack thereof is the reason you cannot satisfy a woman, then no it isn't
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NurhacisUrn posted:You don't think they're...dicking around over there do ya? Well, that hadn't really occurred to me. They better fkn not be! jigglemaster7 posted:although i wish it wasnt mutilated tbh, cant feel poo poo I would've thought that'd be a good thing, but anyway... try the pussy-hole, you might have more luck entering in there.
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Mar 30, 2015 22:58
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Chubby conquistador, The
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Constant source of disappointment. (this is my dick's name fyi)
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InterFaced posted:Constant source of disappointment. 
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Like I get what you bros are saying and I agree one hundred percent but literally 17/18 women who have seen my dick since I got my foreskin put back on and returned to my real dick-ness has been all like nah I'm not into uncut dudes it looks weird and gross. The 1 that would touch my pee pee was fat and ugly anyways and frankly I think she'd take any kind of dick regardless. Like I've got all the literature and the logical sound internet reasoning that champions uncut dicks wherever you go, but I'm not finding these foreskin-lovin women that will lead me to the promised land of these much improved male orgasms I've heard so much about. I mean, really try it, go up to a woman and ask her "cut or uncut" I've done it like a million times since getting this surgery done and all I've heard is they want cut dicks all around their vaginas. Hence the title of my thread "where all the ladies at that love them anteater dicks?"
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Mar 30, 2015 23:18
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good username/post quoted/post comboooooooo
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roymorrison posted:good username/post quoted/post comboooooooo I read this in the killer instinct announcer voice and it owned.
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Stoic Commie posted:
Unnecessary accessorizing aside, this is a v. nice dick. 
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