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Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

Kempo Yellow Belt fucked around with this message at 05:37 on Mar 30, 2015

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firstpost
Mar 27, 2015

by XyloJW
:firstpost:

casual beep
Mar 28, 2015

What am I gonna run around like some teeny bopper somewhere for someone elses money? I make the money man, I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards
why are you so gay

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

casual beep posted:

why are you so gay

missing certain jeans in my DNA apparently.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
thanks for buying me this sweet av Jeff

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
what is your favourite colour jeff?

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

thanks for buying me this sweet av Jeff

If it's one rule Jeff lives by, it is that living a precarious life is the only way to truly feel alive.

Poetic Justice posted:

what is your favourite colour jeff?

Red.

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
What's your favorite pizza topping?

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


the man in the yellow hat was never the same after he was mauled by curious george

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
i'm Jeff you fucken imposter!

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Haha yeah man I watch that show too its pretty wild you dropped that reference here lmao

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I loving hope you die Jeff. No lol, I'm just joking.

Nah, gently caress you Jeff, I hope you die from syphilis.

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

What's your favorite pizza topping?

broccoli, actually.


Jeff Sichoe posted:

i'm Jeff you fucken imposter!

Long form certificate or get out.

Business Gorillas posted:

Haha yeah man I watch that show too its pretty wild you dropped that reference here lmao


Haha we like the same things. Can we argue about it? :haw: totally wild.


(it was a funny segment, this probably isn't going anywhere, but I'm having fun. sorry your're kind of a oval office)

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx

Unhinged Vulcan posted:

broccoli, actually.

You're cool in my book

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

VendaGoat posted:

I loving hope you die Jeff. No lol, I'm just joking.

Nah, gently caress you Jeff, I hope you die from syphilis.


I'm getting mixed signals. So, do you want to be my girlfriend or not?

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
Hi Jeff, how do you feel about Seth Rollins as the not l new WWE champion

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

You're cool in my book

So whats with the AV? Are you like a gay CIA honeypot?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Unhinged Vulcan posted:

I'm getting mixed signals. So, do you want to be my girlfriend or not?

We'll take turns, suck your wife's dick.

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

Ben Smash posted:

Hi Jeff, how do you feel about Seth Rollins as the not l new WWE champion

HIs spoken word is really weird sometimes. I think he should have stuck with the rock band, or became a UFC fighter.

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx

Unhinged Vulcan posted:

So whats with the AV? Are you like a gay CIA honeypot?

The AV?

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

Unhinged Vulcan posted:

HIs spoken word is really weird sometimes. I think he should have stuck with the rock band, or became a UFC fighter.

Seth not Henry.

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/xS2qfEn.jp: :nws:

Ben Smash fucked around with this message at 04:57 on Mar 30, 2015

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

VendaGoat posted:

We'll take turns, suck your wife's dick.

psyopmonkey called the wedding off. She's dating some dude from Austin.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Unhinged Vulcan posted:

(it was a funny segment, this probably isn't going anywhere, but I'm having fun. sorry your're kind of a oval office)

Hey everyone get a load of this guy who cares about posts

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

Ben Smash posted:

Seth not Henry.

He has a twin? Did they ever tour together?

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

Business Gorillas posted:

Hey everyone get a load of this guy who cares about posts

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

Unhinged Vulcan posted:

He has a twin? Did they ever tour together?

Not twin so much as crab core equivalent

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Unhinged Vulcan posted:

psyopmonkey called the wedding off. She's dating some dude from Austin.

:confused:

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
jedd, what is your opinion on ethics in game journalism??

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

Poetic Justice posted:

jedd, what is your opinion on ethics in game journalism??

journalism is nothing but varying degrees of propaganda birthed out of the Apache Wars. give me peer-review. i want evidence dammit.

"When you're a DoTA correspondent, the reader is for you because the reader is saying, 'Gee, I wouldn't want to be doing that.' They're on your side."~ A gaming journalist.

BIG BIC SQUAD
Jan 24, 2015
Hey Jeff, I just have one quick question, have you considered cutting back on the cigarettes? I'm concerned for your wellbeing. Thanks.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
jeff one other quick question: if you were stuck on an island, and could only have one item but it can't help you get off the island, what wwould it be?

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
also, jeff, what time are you planning on going to bed because i have a lot of questions

cams
Mar 28, 2003


have you raped anyone

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
hello!

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

Poetic Justice posted:

jeff one other quick question: if you were stuck on an island, and could only have one item but it can't help you get off the island, what wwould it be?

a kabar with a built in sharpener, and flint on the end of the hilt.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

If you were to suck my dick, how would you start, what moves would you do?

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Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

Don Tacorleone posted:

If you were to suck my dick, how would you start, what moves would you do?


I'd start with a catheter and improvise from there.

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