Little Debbie Takedown Thread

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dogcrash truther

check it out, this bitch is like wendy's fugly little sister

and what the gently caress is this....

.....NERD!!! the recipe literally calls for a 36� Square Foamboard, but don't worry, that foamboard is tastier than anything Little Debbie makes!!!! :boom:

What is this poo poo??

if I wanted to EAT BARF i could just ingest any other Little Debbie product and then wait 3-5 minutes for my sensitive digestive system to VOMIT IT BACK UP.

Case Closed: thank God there's no BIG debbie!

# ? Mar 30, 2015 06:02

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 10:25

Grass Effect

i wish i could but... zebra cakes

Somebody fucked around with this message at 14:17 on Apr 5, 2015

# ? Mar 30, 2015 06:05

dogcrash truther

Grass Effect posted:

i wish i could but... zebra cakes

Zebra Cakes are the Devil's rear end!

# ? Mar 30, 2015 06:06

dogcrash truther

what kind of zebra is white and brown

# ? Mar 30, 2015 06:06

dogcrash truther

The answer is: A poo poo Zebra

# ? Mar 30, 2015 06:06

Grass Effect

are there Little Debbie devil food cakes, and if so, why are they not called Devil's rear end

# ? Mar 30, 2015 06:07

pig slut lisa: irl is good

shittle debbie

# ? Mar 30, 2015 06:08

nvm no cake

it's gonna get ugly in here

# ? Mar 30, 2015 06:08

Chef Shimi

Little Debbie sweet cakes are great...for a clown to build Satan's eternal throne with, in Hell.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 06:08

dogcrash truther

just looka t this ghastly crap: two slabs of baked dirt filled with spackle

# ? Mar 30, 2015 06:10

dogcrash truther

thepiratebae.se posted:

it's gonna get ugly in here

it already did, when you looked at debbie's hideous face

# ? Mar 30, 2015 06:10

Gone Fashing: KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

dollar store debbie

# ? Mar 30, 2015 06:11

dogcrash truther

Gone Fashing posted:

dollar store debbie

thats what they call her on the escort review websites

# ? Mar 30, 2015 06:12

Savage For The Winjun

i like the peanut butter wafers covered in chocolate they are tasty treats once a decade or so

# ? Mar 30, 2015 06:13

Lil Cunty

dog crash truther you stop this right now

little debbie is only like 9 years old and also a purveyor of fine discount pastries

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Mar 30, 2015 06:15

Gone Fashing: KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

debbie buys the store brand cereal that comes in bags, and thinks maxwell house is decent coffee

# ? Mar 30, 2015 06:15

Rodatose: corn, corn, corn

I like the hydrogenated enriched flour cakes filled with animal shortening and frosted with melted vinyl

# ? Mar 30, 2015 06:15

Grass Effect

# ? Mar 30, 2015 06:16

pig slut lisa: irl is good

Jimi Changa posted:

little debbie snack cakes taste like they're 9 years old

# ? Mar 30, 2015 06:16

Lil Cunty

I don't believe there's a single person here who could make a better dessert than little debbie

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Mar 30, 2015 06:18

cuntman.net

wow your face is on a brand of cheap mass produced convenience store pastry... thats really impressive... well im ronald mcdonald irl

# ? Mar 30, 2015 06:18

nvm no cake

Little Debbie was created in 1960, which makes her 55 years old. Yet, somehow she still has the face and body of a small child. What the gently caress? Only the evil spawn of satan can pull off something like this...

Let's face it, she was created by the devil and placed upon the earth to lead men and women down a disgusting path of gluttonous behavior. The devil is winning your soul, one swiss roll cake at a time.

Wake up, people.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 06:19

cuntman.net

devil cremes, devil squares... its obviously marketed towards satanists. little debbie more like little devie

# ? Mar 30, 2015 06:26

monkay: The official sad poster

Woah, whats with all the hate? Lil Debbie's oatmeal cookies can do no wrong.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 06:30

FluffieDuckie

dogcrash you're dead to me

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Mar 30, 2015 06:31

nvm no cake

# ? Mar 30, 2015 06:43

fuck. marry. t-rex

u ever had a moonpie

# ? Mar 30, 2015 06:45

the unabonger

ho ho's are better than sweet rolls

# ? Mar 30, 2015 06:48

FluffieDuckie

dogcrash truther picks on little girls and calls them ugly and ruins their self esteem.

he's literally a monster

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Mar 30, 2015 06:51

Pomp: by Fluffdaddy

dogcrash truther posted:

check it out, this bitch is like wendy's fugly little sister

and what the gently caress is this....

.....NERD!!! the recipe literally calls for a 36� Square Foamboard, but don't worry, that foamboard is tastier than anything Little Debbie makes!!!!

What is this poo poo??

if I wanted to EAT BARF i could just ingest any other Little Debbie product and then wait 3-5 minutes for my sensitive digestive system to VOMIT IT BACK UP.

Case Closed: thank God there's no BIG debbie!

138 people ate their own vomit

Back to how much I rule...

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# ? Mar 30, 2015 07:02

landy.

I'd eat any of the cakes mentioned itt. maybe I wouldn't eat them habitually, because that'd probably end poorly for me, but I'd eat them. what I'm saying is, I stand with little Debbie.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 11:07

bog pixie

Jimi Changa posted:

I don't believe there's a single person here who could make a better dessert than little debbie

i can, and its called jello

# ? Mar 30, 2015 12:56

treasure bear

Jimi Changa posted:

I don't believe there's a single person here who could make a better dessert than little debbie

a log ginger biscuits joined by freshly beaten whipped cream and banana, covered in whipped cream and left overnight.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 13:05

Piso Mojado

dogcrash truther posted:

What is this poo poo??

man these are good.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 13:44

Scaly Haylie

i'm gonna buy zebra cakes because of this thread, thanks dct.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 13:45

Piso Mojado

Jimi Changa posted:

I don't believe there's a single person here who could make a better dessert than little debbie

# ? Mar 30, 2015 13:45

social vegan

i wouldn't even look at her, even if her name was little doobie

# ? Mar 30, 2015 13:52

shabbat goy

I take oatmeal cream pies (OCP's) on bike rides because clif bars are too hard to chew when you're pounding out km's and because I don't have enough REI dividends to get better snacks.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 13:54

google THIS

and yet, little debbie continued manufacturing her tasty treats throughout 2012 and 2013, unlike SOME snack companies I could name

# ? Mar 30, 2015 14:03

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 10:25

treasure bear

thepiratebae.se posted:

# ? Mar 30, 2015 14:04

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