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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > my wife left me for a hipster
 
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root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

secondpost posted:

:secondpost:

fukin lol

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root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

 If my wife left me I would feel betrayed, but also at peace knowing I am a good man, and an elite DOTA player. Love would find me in due course.

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root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

Ancient Mariner posted:

Unless I do something quick I'm going to lose the house :(

Really though, what can I do? I'm at my wits ends and can't take it.

Dig through his dumpster? Spy on him? Beat his manlet rear end with his own u-bar lock?

Universally, I'd love it if terrible things happened to him.

Mostly physical.

But really I just want closure.

In a few states evidence of infidelity can hugely change divorce proceedings. Laywer up dawg.

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root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

 What is kale though?

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root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

 What if secondpost was the new man irl lol

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Dec 28, 2002

Beef Turret posted:

About the healthiest thing you can eat regularly.

better than your mom?

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Dec 28, 2002

 I hate women!!!

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