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# ? Mar 19, 2024 07:51 |
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great thread thanks for posting went hog wild
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:31 |
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:31 |
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Why are Some of the words Randomly capitalized
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:32 |
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Your post was off the chain keep em coming.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:33 |
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does anyone have a link to that gay truckers in denial comic?
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:33 |
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:39 |
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they got the apostrophes right unlike the op
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:41 |
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at that. Trucker's wives don't have rules! Just endless reservoirs of HPV.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:42 |
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Is this one of those gigapixel images from NASA?
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:43 |
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Trucker cumming through PA, I’m in need of some hard cock
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 19:07 |
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OctoberBlues posted:Why are Some of the words Randomly capitalized I refer you to rule 6.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 19:08 |
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what is this anime garbage
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 19:11 |
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trucker wives sound high maintenance
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 19:13 |
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haha us trucker wives am i right
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 19:17 |
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*Steering Wheel Holder Wives
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 19:28 |
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Protocol7 posted:haha us trucker wives am i right I'm sorry your husband is getting handjobs in the showers at Pilot
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 19:32 |
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Oberleutnant posted:what is this anime garbage its a warning, deb at the pilot off exit 72 is the hero this interstate deserves
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 19:34 |
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So what is the Biker's Creed?
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 19:35 |
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Demonachizer posted:So what is the Biker's Creed? Probably something like "have a fat wife who wears Harley everything and likes dream catchers"
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 19:36 |
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The trucker's Wife can't do Grammar for poo poo. The trucker Wants to loving Die.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 19:45 |
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rule 5 as a loophole to allow a trucker to cheat on the road is very well thought out, also impossible to not break
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 19:48 |
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The Trucker's Wyfe, being Most Comely and Thick of Rump, dost desireth her Trucker Husband that he daren't Take Up with brazen Sluts, those being regarding most comically as Lott's Lizzards, else he returneth Home with a lesion upon his Pizzle, and therefore most wickedly transfer said Lesion to The Trucker's Wyfe, and make her as sickly as the lowly Orphan. The Trucker's Wyfe, being Winsome, also desrieth to Capitalize whichsoever Wordes she desireth too, whether it be deemed Correct by the Scholarly Men to do So, or most Frivolous, such as a thing as the Foole of Allston Moore might do.
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 02:00 |
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quoting so I can read it.
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 02:02 |
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One time I went to a diner and saw a "no lot lizards" sign. I didn't know what that meant, so I asked the waitress. "They're, you know, prostitutes," She said. "They can't come in here. And I don't care why they want in, either. One night a girl came to the door and she was bleeding all over her face and kept saying 'Please, please.' But I was like, no way, you chose that life." That's my truck stop story.
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 02:06 |
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Here's a good song about lot lizards, from the Green Day album no one ever talks about. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeGs9O7C3IM
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 02:31 |
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I stopped at a truck stop strip club along I95 called Cafe Risque They didn't serve booze but I did order a greasy philly cheese steak and fries. Watched a couple of chunky 40 year old drug addicts and the one girl who I labeled "the hottest girl in the small town" strip.
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 02:35 |
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Bro Nerd Alpha posted:Probably something like "have a fat wife who wears Harley everything and likes dream catchers" So you got cucked right? Got the herp and are mad at capitalism and gainfully employed men.
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 02:36 |
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Bro Nerd Alpha posted:I stopped at a truck stop strip club along I95 called Cafe Risque lol
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 02:38 |
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im the proud, flourished signature
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 02:43 |
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Thats not it.... Assuming it was just as lovely. This one was in North Carolina. Darth123123 posted:So you got cucked right? Got the herp and are mad at capitalism and gainfully employed men. Incorrect. I've just dealt with enough white trash that I think I can accurately profile them.
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 02:45 |
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 02:47 |
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I wonder what the bikers creed is...
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 02:50 |
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Man, I'm pretty bad at properly expressing basic human emotions and join in the general insincere shitposting on GBS, but this makes me like, unironically depressed. That is life for some people.
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 02:51 |
exethan posted:I wonder what the bikers creed is... rear end, grass, or gas...no one rides for free.
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 02:51 |
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 02:54 |
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no anime please
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 02:55 |
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SHARTING BEAR posted:GOOD FOOD ADULT TOYS adult toys [...]
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 02:55 |
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Ronwayne posted:Man, I'm pretty bad at properly expressing basic human emotions and join in the general insincere shitposting on GBS, but this makes me like, unironically depressed. That is life for some people. I agree with you but I still stopped. I had a Navy tshirt on and got told a story by one of the strippers "I got kicked outta boot camp for the Army. gently caress those DI's, I told em I wasnt gonna listen to their Sheeeiit" I imagine she has two kids by two different dads, neglects them and from her build Im assuming is an alcoholic pill head.
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 02:56 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 07:51 |
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Bro Nerd Alpha posted:I stopped at a truck stop strip club along I95 called Cafe Risque Is that a chain? There was one in Florida along I75.
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