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Kikka
Feb 10, 2010

I POST STUPID STUFF ABOUT DOCTOR WHO
yo doc give him a pen and paper. youre checking on him with literally those two items on hand.

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
gently caress you second post!

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
gently caress you!

secondpost
Mar 30, 2015

by Ralp
:secondpost:

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Office Commando
Mar 23, 2005
The Invasion from Within
#rekt

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



amityville anus posted:

gently caress you second post!


amityville anus posted:

gently caress you!



:eyepop:

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Jackass

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 289 days!)

just as slow to the draw as firstpost

You can tell its an American bot because of how laid back it is

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
it's a funnier gimmick if it's not every thread tbh

Office Commando
Mar 23, 2005
The Invasion from Within

literally knew this thread was where this would happen. you justified me today, amityville anus.

Kikka
Feb 10, 2010

I POST STUPID STUFF ABOUT DOCTOR WHO
help me find the murderer woman investigator.
NO i am a vindictive woman in the workplace

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009


ban this lying motherfucker

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

mods?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I was actually really interested to see where this thread was going

Kikka
Feb 10, 2010

I POST STUPID STUFF ABOUT DOCTOR WHO
im out of thriller movie cliches. i need to expand a little

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

he has nerve damage in his hands so his writing is just toddler scribbles

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

You gotta up your game. This is second post were talking about, not some triple A bullshit league first post nonsense.

Kikka
Feb 10, 2010

I POST STUPID STUFF ABOUT DOCTOR WHO
you are unprofessional, antagonistic and have broken the law several times during your work hours.











im gonna let you off this ONE time

Kikka
Feb 10, 2010

I POST STUPID STUFF ABOUT DOCTOR WHO
Hey how about that movie Insidious where they said they wont fall into stereotypical tension-movie stuff? didnt really work.
thats right i called it a tension movie. that's not real horror.

typical tension movie:
"honey, i know getting these psychics in our home sounds ridiculous, but we have to get rid of this haunting!"
"... okay fine, dear. we'll get through this together."

insidious:
"honey, i know getting these psychics in our home sounds ridiculous, but we have to get rid of this haunting!"
*10 minute padding before the resolution of the conflict*
"... okay fine, dear. we'll get through this together."

no you see it was all in the heroine's head, she's insane! *1 hour 50 minutes later* no shes not, theres really ghosts and one possessed the old wizened psychic during a round table meetup.

now we finally see the main ghost, the big bad. we're going into the ghost world. it's all underwhelming. lets make this dolls head move a little in the end with violinscreech.sonylibrary.wav to sacrifice a satisfying ending for the possibility of sequels.

instead of the jumpscare coming when the bathroom mirror is closed, it comes five minutes later out of nowhere. no buildup, no mood change, nothing but a loud sound to get a physical reaction and the whole thing comes at a badly paced moment. a regular stereotypical horror movie would be refreshing right now.

Kikka fucked around with this message at 19:44 on Mar 30, 2015

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

secondpost posted:

:secondpost:

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Justice is served

Kikka
Feb 10, 2010

I POST STUPID STUFF ABOUT DOCTOR WHO
the justice system never works. this will just inspire a copycat criminal

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 289 days!)

I want to see thirdpost.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

secondpost posted:

:secondpost:

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This is the highlight of my day

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy
Bumblebee doesn't wat ratchet to repair his throat, OP. You're gonna have to get a bigger pencil.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Kikka posted:

im out of thriller movie cliches. i need to expand a little

The FBI sent the picture of the killer, it's printing right now! Printing ... very ... slowly ...

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
the murderer was secondpost, how could you let him go???

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Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i dream of a world where every page starts with a snype, followed by 39 gimmick posters

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