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Old Man Pants
Nov 22, 2010

Strippers are people too!

THE MACHO MAN posted:

I wish I could just not pay my landlord and he'd be like 'drat, I need to suck a few dicks to make ends meet now' rather than evicting me.

Seriously, Can I move into a place you own OP?

A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:

an occasional soap chimpout

wait, what?

I said come in! posted:

Nah dude, don't worry about the apartment. Your life is a gigantic mess. Pack up your poo poo, leave your apartment and get yourself into rehab.

Solid advice here.

Honestly, you could probably make 300 a week just being a beggar somewhere.

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Old Man Pants
Nov 22, 2010

Strippers are people too!

A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:

we had a pickle disaster in the warehouse

This is one of my favorite sentences that I've ever read.

Zombie Boat posted:

Apicklelypse

This too

Old Man Pants
Nov 22, 2010

Strippers are people too!

A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:

Yesterday I bought a 2L botlle of cat urine

Is this a drug term I don't know about or are there literally places there that sell a cats urine? :iiam:

Old Man Pants
Nov 22, 2010

Strippers are people too!

Can I see what a 2 liter of beer looks like?

Old Man Pants
Nov 22, 2010

Strippers are people too!

You speak 5+ languages and cant make $300 a week? I as well as probably the majority of posters on here do , speak only English and make significantly more. You need to move.

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